hail and well met montaineers it’s bandcamp friday ⚔️ pray spend thy cash on montaigne album if you haven’t already :)))))) montaigne.bandcamp.com

a lot of the moment to moment writing in persona 5 is pretty hammy and unnatural but one thing they’ve got fuckin down is insulting characters. top class trolls and bullies they are

my computer…is on death bed…i’m not ready…

started playing persona 5 royal which is a huge mistake

new era pics btw ⚔️

i’m going on australian national tour to celebrate 10 years of glorious heights!!! 🐉⚔️🐉 so excited to revisit this album with you all and celebrate the last 10 yrs of my music and fandom. there’ll be new merch, local support bands, joy, warmth, catharsis, and inclusivity. it’s gonna be woke af!! 🌈

man i’ve been trying to get the legendary hestia boon in hades II for the last like 10 hours of gameplay and the game just always wants to give me other gods’ boons instead. it’s literally the last legendary i have to get. why is this so god damn hard

sry my last two posts in a row were promoting sales…i’m scared to post my thoughts online so i just say here’s how you can buy my music

in honour of 10 years of “1955” with the hilltop hoods and tom thum, i’ve set my album to $19.55 for bandcamp friday, which is on now !!!!! montaigne.bandcamp.com/album/its-ha...

it’s bandcamp friday! you can buy my album here to help support me :) $20aud album purchase = 6666 spotify plays 😱😱😱 montaigne.bandcamp.com/album/its-ha...

since when was coconut milk ON SALE for five fucking dollars

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

it’s bandcamp friday tomorrow! buying an album for 20 AUD/13 USD/11 EUR is the equivalent of 6666 streams on spotify 🫠 buy some music on itunes or bandcamp this friday dec 5 to support your fave artists 🤝🏼

i played expedition 33 with the french voice acting since the game is so 🇫🇷🥖🧑🏻‍🎨 French and while i understand why the english-speaking actors are nominated for all the awards and i’m sure they did a really amazing job i can’t help but wish that the francophone actors got more acclaim

today i am raising money for @transcendaus.bsky.social who provide resources and community services for trans kids in australia! you can donate here, every dollar no matter how big or small counts !!! 🏳️‍⚧️ giveoutday.org.au/montaigne

the australian housing crisis is so grim and i’m really really pissed off about it. shelter as a profitable asset is one of the most twisted inventions we’ve made for ourselves and it needs to end. so long as people are on the street or in rental stress we should be trying to solve that immediately

hello! i am taking a survey of where people want me to tour to outside of australia! if you want montaigne to play a gig in your city please let me know where here, only takes 3 minutes!

i pre-ordered this! i love their ethos and the vision, soooo excited to put that vinyl on

playing hades 2 and i feel like eris should be annoying so why am i so attracted to them…?

The defamatory statements Zaum gave to PMG about myself and Dora Klindžić in the latest Disco Elysium follow-up story left me with no other choice than to disprove them with hard evidence. This is what really happened in Zaum between June 2022 and Feb 2024:

this is so cute heheh

In the latest edition of my newsletter, Spin To Win, I spoke to @actualmontaigne.bsky.social about their new album 'it's hard to be a fish', and being an independent artist. benmadden.substack.com/p/spin-to-wi...

new montaigne merch shirts are now back up on the store !! thanks to everyone for selling out the first batch ❤️ get it here sound-merch.com.au/collections/...

i will never have a coldplay concert moment because there are no CEOs at my shows and everyone is poly

If you haven't listened to Montaigne's (@actualmontaigne.bsky.social) new album--or any of their albums--you're doing yourself an absolute disservice. Trust me on this open.spotify.com/album/7Ld81q...

If you only listen to one new song off the new Montaigne album (why would you do that? listen to the whole thing! @actualmontaigne.bsky.social is fucking cool as hell it's like someone threw Bjork into a gay nerdy youthful blender) then at least make it this one it's SO good

I haven’t really posted about it here but tomorrow I’m doing a very silly thing on stage in front of like possibly 2000 people, which is the premiere of an adaptation of the Untitled Goose Game soundtrack for Orchestra Victoria www.orchestravictoria.com.au/performances...

got engaged to my best friend ❤️

my new album has debuted at no. 15 on the aria charts !!! thank you all so much for buying and listening !!! 🐬

all montaigne standard fish shirts are currently SOLD OUT 😔 BUT A NEWCOMER APPEARS montaigne secret banana t-shirt is now available in a limited run 😀context available on the website lol sound-merch.com.au/collections/...

Not surprisingly, freed of the dead hand of a major with head up its arse, @actualmontaigne.bsky.social has ventured further into a sea of pop music adventure (tunes! odd shapes! revelations!) while navigating a less than ideal family situation. Good record ensues www.bernardzuel.net/post/montaig...

if you love my new album, you might love the songs and albums i referenced while making it, you can listen here: open.spotify.com/playlist/0Fk...

some real wholesome commentary about my album in my discord rn ❤️

Have you heard this song? I've been hammering it pretty solid for the last month. It's fucking brilliant. @actualmontaigne.bsky.social youtu.be/v1Q0S6OKJGM?... Also, go listen to their album which released today. It's all cracking.

MY NEW ALBUM IS FINALLY OUT NOW !!!!

1000xresist is one of the most devastating and beautiful stories i’ve ever played in a video game. up there with disco elysium and everything everywhere all at once for me

Today is the day! We're kicking off Pathways to Thriving with a session just for young people and @actualmontaigne.bsky.social will be there! 😱 Tickets are still available for Day 2 and 3 Here pathwaystothriving.vfairs.com See you there! 🏳️‍⚧️🎉

i’m sitting in bed with earphones in, listening to silvia pérez cruz and salvador sobral’s new album while playing peglin on my phone. thank you life.

i am circling the east coast 🦈 for an album tour coming this winter - you can buy tix now here: linktr.ee/actualmontaigne i can promise both laughing and crying and probably some shivers of wonder and awe at the tragic beauty of the world. see you there!!!!!

hi sharks my name is montaigne and i have a new song out called “beyond the glass”. i’m after 1 million dollars with 10% equity for you that i will steal in the night like robin hood and you won’t even know because that’s how good this team is. if you’re in please go to this link. thank you sharks

being an indie artist means word of mouth is one of your main tools of promotion so if you like “it’s all about the money” please consider sharing it online and saying how it makes you feel ☺️

my fourth album, “it’s hard to be a fish”, is out on june 19! you can preorder merch and vinyl now 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 sound-merch.com.au/collections/...

i've realised that bluesky is not so much for promoting things and more about ideas and jokes. i'll be posting more ideas and jokes going forth.

hello dearest followers, i’m like 25 patreon subscribers away from 300! if you could sign up paid OR free that would be really delightful. i post longer form stuff and songs on there which you may enjoy if you’ve liked what’s emerged from my brain so far. thanks :) patreon.com/Montaigne

For decades, people have exhorted me, "Montaigne, when are you going to release footage of your birth?" As I am both benevolent and magnanimous, I share with you just that, both audio and video. You can hear my birth song here, now, today.

Doooo it this song is so good :D

a new montaigne song emerges from the ocean next week — you can catch it here: ffm.to/swim-back

watched speed racer last night. 5 stars