Lancaster City Council aren't fucking around

🎯 FAR OUT — May 31 Q1: 🟠⚪⚪⚪⚪ -28 Q2: 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 -0 Q3: 🟢🟢🟢🟢⚪ -1 Score: 71/100 🔥 Play at faroutquiz.com I knew 2, and I also knew that Michael J Fox is the same age(ish) as my parents, obviously, I could get it a year either side

🎯 FAR OUT — May 28 Q1: 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 -0 Q2: 🟢🟢🟢🟢⚪ -1 Q3: 🔴⚪⚪⚪⚪ -47 Score: 52/100 💪 Play at faroutquiz.com I only knew #1 because I was filling out an application for a Blue Badge for the car yesterday and it told me how many metres a tennis court is

You should come and see me play Dezza, the vegan hipster in the #BakeOff musical. And I don't want to hear excuses like "oh, but Kris, I live in a different country" like planes don't exist and it wouldn't be completely worth it www.ticketsource.com/garstang-mus...

Well, somebody's got a new nickname. #Bumwar #BakeOff #GBBO #Professionals

🎯 FAR OUT — May 22 Q1: 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 -0 Q2: 🟢🟢🟢⚪⚪ -6 Q3: 🔴⚪⚪⚪⚪ -100 Score: 0/100 🎯 Play at faroutquiz.com PAIN. Lucky guess. Lucky educated guess. OBLITERATED

How's your evening? I've just seen M to the B, Millie B, herself.

Is it morally defensible? No. But is it a coherent response to a difficult situation? No. Ah, but is it effective in bringing down fuel prices? Ha, you're not going to believe this...

Just learned that the choreographer who designed Bulgaria's performance, also did the UK and Switzerland. Maybe next year we should have somebody exclusive, rather than someone who spreads themselves too thinly

On behalf of the UK, I would like to say "thank you Latvian Juror G" #Eurovision

I've had a thought about renewing the UK's #Eurovision chances... It's quite clear that the current internal selection isn't doing the job, and we can't just jump straight into a National Final format" because of the existing stigma. We need a total reset built from the ground up. (1/10)

🎯 FAR OUT — May 18 Q1: 🟢🟢🟢🟢⚪ -2 Q2: 🟢🟢🟢⚪⚪ -5 Q3: 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 -0 Score: 93/100 🏆 Play at faroutquiz.com Yes, it was less of a bloodbath (yesterday I scored 0, but I forgot to share my score)

Everyone talks about Alexander "Violin Tosser" Rybak not aging, but nobody talks about how Mr Lordi also hasn't aged a day since 2006.

I mean... technically we scored one single point. But... yeah. The BBC absolutely whiffed it.

*bangs my big fucking Send Something in Welsh, Cornish or Scottish Gaelic Drum*

The problem with this, is the last time we did this, we didn't get the "best six options" We got three songs (and one of them heavily lifting Pachelbel's Canon in D), each done two different ways, and every single one was bad.

A conversation with my mum. #Eurovision

Right, as I try and get ready for bed, let's just look at this. Pros & Cons of every UK artist since 2021. 2021: Jimmy Newman - Embers Pros: He has form for writing great songs... for other singers Cons: You saw that, right? Bad outfit, bad staging, he couldn't carry the song at all.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. BBC, hire me to find our entry for 2027. (Btw, it's been South Arcade for me for a while now)

Is there going to be a winners press conference or have they done away with that too? #Eurovision

This remains my advice.

BANGARANGA!

Aw, JJ being an excitable Gen Z Twink at the end. #Eurovision

I LOVE THEY'RE DOING IT IN THE GREEN ROOM!! #Eurovision

MY FUCKING HEART RATE MAN. #Eurovision

BANGARANGA IS OUR NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM #Eurovision

THANK YOU EUROPE #Eurovision

What the fuck is this Pointless bullshit? #Eurovision

Martin Green in their earpiece "REMIND THEM ABOUT BEING UNITED BY MUSIC ASAP. WE'RE LOSING THE CROWD!!!" #Eurovision

I'm sick of feeling sick every May. #Eurovision

Ok, I think there's a chance Bangaranga could do it. We're getting scores in the 140s. 140 puts them one point over. #Eurovision

I hope Israel's voting campaign is as successful as Malta's. #Eurovision

UK becomes the first act to score exactly one point since Malta in 2006 #Eurovision

1 feels worse than 0, somehow. #Eurovision

AGAIN!?! #Eurovision

Well. It's over. #Eurovision

To clarify, sack Martin Green and literally everyone at the EBU.

It seems we've all had the same gut bad feeling. @realmarciehatter.bsky.social @cqedinburgh.bsky.social @peteturton85.bsky.social @suisnish.bsky.social

I really think this could be the end. #Eurovision.

*checks on my heart rate on my Fitbit* *removes Fitbit* #Eurovision

Wait. Cyprus gave 12 points to Greece? #Eurovision

This lack of jury consensus is doing me a heckin' concern #Eurovision

Bit rude, Germany. #Eurovision

Right. Actually. I need a drink to get through this. Far too many jury points going to Israel. #Eurovision (Just a little Baileys)

Right, laptop going away. Time to watch the scores through my fingers. Will check in after we know if it's all gone to shit or not #Eurovision

I can't wait to hear from the Sporks Person #Eurovision

They did *not* linger on Sergey Lazarev then did they? #Eurovision

Is it me or is the interval way longer this year! How difficult is it to vote ten times? (Or multiple times using different payment methods? 🥴) Cut it in half please! #eurovision