Sminty Drop Bananarama 🤝 Not knowing the lyrics #DragRaceUK #UKvsTheWorld

Absolute raging that none of the queens appreciated Kate Butch's sci fi girlgroup names. The She-3PO's - brilliant Pod Bay Whores - excellent The Nerfherders... Well... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerf_He... it's been done. #DragRaceUK #UKvsTheWorld

Not Kate Butch living for the drama behind Gawdland. #DragRaceUK #UKvsTheWorld

So stupid on MasterChef The Professionals when they say shit like "if this was any less cooked, then it would be raw" Ok. So it's not raw? "If you overcooked this, it'd be burnt" "If you'd put some Australian foraged poisonous mushrooms in this Wellington it'd be deadly"

www.youtube.com/live/2VwG7Dt... I mean. The *talent*

No, but I really am excited because he's the Colin Furze of electronic music.

UK Eurofans: OMFG DAÐI FREYR!! WEIRD SYNTH MUSIC!! THIS IS AMAZING Also UK Eurofans: WHO IS LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER WITH HIS WEIRD SYNTH MUSIC. NUL "PWAH"

UK #Eurovision Fans: "Send an established name with a radio hit" *Olly Alexander - Dizzy* UK Eurovision Fans: No not that! And we will do nothing to promote it. 0️⃣ UK Eurovision Fans: "Take a risk for once" *LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER* UK Eurovision Fans: No not that! We hate it before hearing it.

If LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER doesn't take his Furby Organ to Vienna, we riot at dawn youtu.be/GYLBjScgb7o?...

He's. Not. A. Total. Unknown. Act. Just because you don't know someone doesn't mean they're unknown. Until Where Is My Husband came out, I'd never heard Rayes music. But, she'd already headlines (or been high up the bill) at Glastonbury.

Made my own mayonnaise this evening for my sandwiches for the week. Honestly, game changer

well, I can certainly say of all the ice festivals I've ever been to, that's the only one I've been to.

Eurovision in the wild at the Fylde Ice Festival

@lukepollard.bsky.social was that a Star Trek shop behind you on BBC breakfast, or the Millennium Falcon? The angle wasn't clear.

Anyway, go see your favourite Eurovision artists on their own tours, at more affordable prices where the money goes into their pockets.

Angelina Mango is currently singing Imagine in an empty O2 Arena. #eurovision

www.eurovision.com/pages/tour-c... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAH They didn't sell enough overpriced tickets did they?

It's mad that Dave Fishwick is so loaded, and yet is such a simp for a bang average Italian restaurant. All it's got going for it is that it's in a nice location.

Also, happy National #PizzaDay

Nothing beats the ambience of a candle lit dinner

metro.co.uk/2026/02/09/s... Metro has posted this article about Preston... but there's a mistake in the image that promotes the piece, can you tell what it is?

Well done, The National. And fuck you, Mandelson. It’s in the public interest. www.thenational.scot/news/2583451...

BREAKING 🚨: Reform have been caught potentially cheating in the up coming Gorton & Denton by election. Residents have received a letter from a 'local pensioner'. There is no Reform Party branding on the letter

Sabrina Carpenter, Kermit and Miss Piggy singing Islands in the Stream is something I never knew I needed in my life. But I need it in my life. #MuppetShow

Not me tearing up merely at the #MuppetShow theme music

This could have read "I lost my job making emails succinct to AI" but you weren't succinct enough.

If somebody can do a good Ralph Wiggum impression, I'd like to hear him saying this

You couldn’t make this stuff up. Robert Jenrick and Suella Braverman accidentally voted with Labour to abolish the two-child benefit cap tonight after entering the wrong lobby!

That was certainly one of the lipsyncs of all time. #DragRaceUK #UKvsTheWorld

A Tattoo lipsync with no panini press? C'est pas possible! #DragRaceUK

How was the Max Fosh of Drag, Kate Butch not in the top two!? #DragRaceUK #UKvsTheWorld

Melinda Verga really got the Peace Peace part of Love Love Peace Peace didn't she? #DragRaceUK #UKvsTheWorld

Yay! Mariah Balenciaga hasn't fucked with her face! #DragRaceUK #UKvsTheWorls

The Max Fosh of Drag #DragRaceUK #UKvsTheWorld

Cannot tell you how much I love Kate Butch. Her sense of humour is just so in line with mine. #DragRaceUK #UKvsTheWorld

Mildly irritated that when checking with the DVLA they confirmed I needed to pay £43 to convert my Falklands driving license to a UK one. Because I had a UK provisional prior to moving to the Falklands, it was actually considered just an upgraded. And I've received a cheque for £43...

I know it’s been done but there really is no more succinct way to respond to Tory MPs who were part of the last government, saying ‘Britain is broken’ after joining Reform

After Suella Braverman's defection, 12.5% of Reform UK MPs have been photographed stepping on a guide dog

"I feel like I've come home" whilst also telling people to "go home"

Of course she has. She probably kicked some kittens on her way into the Reform HQs too

Car passed it's MOT. Even if it's only just, I cannot explain how relieved I am.

Umm... But penguins aren't found in Greenland... on account of it BEING THE WRONG HEMISPHERE OF THE FUCKING PLANET

I finally have my UK driving license. I've been driving on my Falklands one for the last 11 months in the UK, but I had to exchange it before 12 months back in the UK. Still feels like a cheat code, learning in a place where there were no roundabouts, dual carriageways or traffic lights.

*A single bugler plays The Last (lamp)Post*

@peterruddick.bsky.social is it so cold you need a wee by that sauna? Your knees keep going

Not saying I live in a village with a bunch of old codgers, but this is the junk mail we received today.

And we now go live, to the President of the United States of America's brain:

Trying not to be jealous of everyone seeing the northern lights, when I can't because it's overcast as shit and rainy here.

Reform: We're not Tories Also Reform: