On the 1st of December, 2025, at approximately 08:17 I was #Whammed #Whamageddon #Whamageddon2025

It's amazing how so frequently when I tell someone in a cinema to put their phone away because it's distracting tells me after the film they were checking a very important message about their sick child at home.

Look at this drawing of Twix a Redditor (u/Jhenifer_s) made for me!

Sorry I haven't been active on social media today, I've been flat out making sure everything goes smoothly on my first day as website manager for the OBR.

Something something woke war on Christmas something something send you to jail just for saying "your" english now.

I do surveys in my spare time for Nectar Points, and this question just came up in a survey about Disney franchises I don't know whether I should be talking about Bruno...

Watching a trashy Christmas film on Netflix, and not gonna lie, I think this stuck up city woman in a red coat is gonna fall HARD for this charming small town guy in a green coat.

This means all 7 residents of San Marino get to both compete for their country, and be the jury.

It's a start. I agree that artists/broadcasters shouldn't engage with government ad campaigns, so that means no personalised messages in every competing language from Israel next year...

Did some carol rehearsals with the musical theatre lot, and then saw how crystal clear the sky was and had to go find some dark skies area in the edges of the Forest of Bowland AONB to get a few snaps.

Flag painters on Facebook complaining that Tesco have taken "Christmas" off Christmas trees this year. Meanwhile, on my local Facebook selling group, somebody is selling a Christmas tree they've had for a few years that they got from Argos. Also called an "Evergreen Tree"

This is Curtis. He is NOT our cat. He visits us every day. He is very friendly. He is very smol. He always wants to play. HOW CAN I RESIST? #CatsOfBlueSky

I really wish #BBAU Connor could have been in the #BBUK house. He would have put Caroline back in her box.

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”

I'll never forget my dad's last words: "It's way past Halloween. Why's this caution tape still on the elevator?"

Not Colin and Holly doing a showmance in week one #BBAU

The three up for eviction on #BBAU Why not just evict all of them?

God, Bruce is bloody awful isn't he? #BBAU

Urgh. They really didn't need to relive the whole Caroline misgendering Zelah moment. Even briefly. #BBUK #BBLL

Just noticed Cameron B isn't wearing his merch any more. #BBUK #BBLL

I'm so grateful JoJo is lip syncing. #BBUK #BBLL

Richard was giving Truman there. #BBUK

Elsa: "she [Teja] knows more than me" Elsa, you're sweet and kind, but the bar is on the floor. #BBUK

KING RICHARD!!! #BBUK

Urgh. Not featuring Ge*rge in Jenny's best bits. #BBUK

AJ just heard from production saying "we can't afford any more swears" #BBUK

What is the babadook doing there #BBUK

Will, ask Cameron about why he calls it the "Family Farm Tax" when it's inheritance tax, but they get to spread the cost over 10 years unlike the 6 months everyone else has to pay, and it's not even the "family farm" any more, it's the new £6.7m farm and holiday rental business. #BBUK

This. There's a difference between somebody who votes Conservative, and a Tory. #BBUK

Emily, you're wearing a microphone, you don't need to project to the cheap seats #BBUK

Emily, you *wish* you were the villain of the series #BBUK

Urgh. Cameron B in his fucking tacky "Sweetheart" t shirt in the background. #BBUK

How are AJ and Will going to get a word in edgeways in the exit interview? #BBUK

Little known fact about Emily, she's a Tory. #BBUK

Sam twerked. Must be a day ending with a "y". #BBUK

Let's hope the wind doesn't completely wipe out our aerial before the end of #BBUK #TeamRichard

Watching #BBAus whilst I wait until the #BBUK finalé, and episode 2 has a fucking most to least task. FFS. @beingbigbrother.blog

*side eye* More fucking 3D printed slinky dragon fidget toys FAO @itsnovabish.novympia.com @olympiaavalanche.novympia.com @novympia.com

SAM RYDER IS DOING TASKMASTER NEW YEAR TREAT!?!

Both Black housemates evicted before the final? Sounds about white. #BBUK Urgh.

A Scot trying to overthrow the monarchy is it? #BBUK

Did Emily just say "trad wife" at being dubbed the royal cook!? #BBUK

www.doctorwho.tv/shop?fbclid=... DUGGA DOO DUGGA DOO DUGGA DUGGA DUGGA DOO

But tell us more about how the BBC has a strong leftwing bias...

I am surprised how much I've grown to like Elsa. Whilst she's certainly... eccentric... she is clearly quite an empathic young woman. #BBUK

Marcus, there, regretting his choices over the last 6 weeks when Elsa says she believes in Santa. #BBUK

Sick of the housemates saying "squash" grievances. It's quash. QUAAAAASH. FFS #BBUK

I bet Caroline wouldn't have said Emily hid behind her bible. Or called her a Bible Basher #BBUK

Yes, because people have been enacting vicious anti-immigrant policies and using rhetoric echoing Enoch Powell, suggesting immigrants have done incalculable damage to the UK. Who might that have been?

This feature length episode of W1A is a bit much isn't it