curling kinda like competitive chores

if you are an establishment that makes danishes and you dont do a sweet cheese one what the fuck is wrong with you

i do really really like that nthan rabin juggalo book man

excited to hear tech companies will now be allowed to build their own power plants for their data centers. i am sure the makers of "the app that tells kids to kill themselves" will responsibly operate coal plants

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man i know i got a goth bitch heart with how i just fucking smashed that first ever blind slipknot take as if itd been sitting in me since 2003

oh i think i get why i like bass and why i play weird its becausae what i really am just playing like remedial lead guitar for slow kids where you can play a barre chord with one finger and so can do weird solos when you think of like them that that's why i like playing so high up the neck

i guess it aint all bad loonette the clown and @miketrebilcock.bsky.social are nice to me sometimes, 12 year old me feels really cool about that

thank the good lord above for d'arcy wretzky

look im gonna be an old man for second alright look i know zoomers are turning fuckin 30 now and are allowed to be hot goth baddies all on their own i love that for them but i kinda dont care how big they apparently are on tiktok i just dont want them to have deftones aright? let me be a grump.

someone make me a long sleeve belly sweater where the cutup is to like above the nipple i just want comfortable arm pants is it too much for a boy to ask

good fuckin gravy @fdsignifier.bsky.social is so good

I think my ideal existence at this point is being one of those apes or dogs or elephants or horses that they "teach" to "paint" and they sell their stuff as real art and people go "Whoa a turtle did this that's crazy" and put it on their walls and I never know but don't care because bed banana smile

no one is surprised nothing will be done the powerful dont want to because then theyd need to do it to themselves and thats what really hurts is you do it to yourself

I guess this is just what they mean when they talk about autistic meltdowns huh So just like an existential crisis? And nothing gets better or really changes after, you just kinda have to wait until something else pulls your attention out of it? Well that sucks

frog breath steam tent neck paralysis

yeah iron lung athens goes

Space shuttle Snail shell Merry go round Conveyor belt Army tank Ventilator Mechanical bull Respirator Metallic cocoon boredom Bionic boy Pump my organs Centre gravity Planet me Gimme the mushrooms Time to leave

i dont want to enter my joker era but yall motherfuckers thinking the worst shit is cool is making me really wanna enter my joker era if only so someone can finally drown my fuckin ass in a lake for being a prick because at least id feel like i deserved it for once

It's funny and it's stupid and I understand it and it makes sense and doesn't matter and is so low stakes but still makes me want to tear my own head off and kick it into a hole I fucking hate my goddamn brain just put me out of my fucking misery

pretty disappointing for a company that sells "Laws are Threats" merch to partner so willingly with the LAPD, who have been actively assisting ICE and attacking protestors. Also you know, the whole rest of the history of that department www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLyS...

Canada’s “productivity crisis” isn’t about lazy workers—it’s about protected oligopolies and metrics that reward speculation over real value. If being “productive” means enriching landlords and gutting public services, maybe we need to be less productive.

see they're allowed to say it about themselves but if a millennial calls them on it because we were also there watching it happen to them then we're fucking assholes

if i had grown up with hiphop i suspect this would be my position too becaues its kinda just how i approach everything really

i think maybe the only good art left right now* is king gizzard * that more than like 3 people know about at a time

Every time zillennial comfort content ™️©️®️ breaks containment it kinda gives the game away that it wasn't nearly as wholesome and safe as its stans thought it was and they have a really really hard time with it but I won't go on a rant for a change because you're all pretty raw rn and I care about u

Why l do I love King Gizzard so much? Aside from the fact that they make good music, they do things like put interviews like this in their newsletters.

cognitive dissonance is a bitch when you live under a coercive neoliberal hegemony and are either too dumb on purpose because you were never taught to think critically or are just too beat down by oppression and protestant work ethic to have the energy to consider the implications of your actions

if you’ve been watching, the writing has been on the wall re: dropout for years now. it started with little things and they’re slowly getting more and more noticeable, but the core fan base has NOT wanted to hear it until now, when something dropped that’s too big to ignore.

The new Cavs song is amazing. The video (directed by Hayden Somerville, who recently did Grow Wings and Fly) is wild. Check it out if you haven't.

look, i get it. i'm from st albert, i like james gunn movies, we all used to like joss whedon, i used to watch castle, i understand how working with fillion is probably fun, but jeezus murphy man what a boneheaded move

Sam Reich gonna post about how the left was mean to Dropout so they’re going back to Twitter.

those who choose not to learn from history choose to repeat it

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Dropaganda? Copout dot teevee? Have we decided what we're going with for this bad stupid own goal?

alright, tuck me in, put me in a home, i'm over it now.

Starting to think that making authentic art for money at all is kind of a bad idea I'm old and grumpy tho ignore me it's fine

People just like really really don't like thinking about things anymore huh I mean yeah spaces of relaxation are spaces for relaxation and I respect that but it's just fucked up that they allow poison in those spaces because thinking about how they should exclude it harshes the mellow

To have a nap after work or not have a nap after work Stupid work }:(

I guess we just need to consider driving a cybertruck with passengers inside attempted murder. At least manslaughter. So you're only allowed to drive it alone so that the only person you kill with your own bad taste and sycophancy is yourself.

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold. The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold. fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

oh dear

March 4 is Weird Pride Day. We need Weird Pride more than ever in this moment defined by mass behaviorism, rising compliance culture, and the return of unvarnished eugenics. stimpunks.org/2026/02/23/w...

no shit division, signing in, sir!

pray for me fd upon high i am doing my second watchthrough of attack on titan and you and i are so fuckin aligned on this shit bro i just HAVE to watch it now that i get high this shit is going to be SO bad and SO obvious i am SO excited

i hope chris evans feels the gravity and honour of being that dude on that train that stops like that and what that means for him because holy moly what a goddamn legendary way to feel huh who could ever deny that role? in a movie or reality or whatever doesnt matter

Oh right that's why you put An I In Heaven? on the playlist it's for those times the mere existence of #kglw requires you to answer the question because the answer might be yes if they're here too ykwim

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