Habit stacking's difficult with ADHD because you don't really have any habits to start with. Introducing "dog needing a wee"! Dog needing a wee will physically bother you, sometimes to the point of headbutting you in the crotch, until you let her out into the back garden. Stack habits on her 👍🏽

"reacts badly to criticism about reacting badly to criticism" is my worst personality trait by far

I tried to stand up after watching this and my body failed somehow, like this slop had poisoned my sense of how physics works

guess who just woke me up by anxiously vomiting on the stairs at quarter to three in the morning because of firework stress

Firework season is properly traumatising our poor girl again. This year she started getting anxious a few weeks ago just because the evenings were getting darker. Currently she is trying in vain to dig a hole under the WiFi router. (We've tried many things, free reign to patrol helps the most.)

Sleepy Kicky Leggies from the smallest wolf 🥰

I'm eating a yoghurt!

I would not exist as an openly queer wolf without @alcides.bsky.social's direct interference and support. Alçidés has had so much more of an impact on my life than xe would dare take credit for and I love xem to pieces 💕 (I quietly envy the communities Alç supports back home!)

Only my family could communicate like this 🤦🏽 On the plus side, my sister (Cow Rager) is seeing Wicked today in London, so she has something to be distracted by!

As a qualified safety wolf, I fully relate to all of this. People store their combustibles ✨everywhere✨ 😭 I did get to play with fire extinguishers though!

I found the most non-binary anti-perspirant I could and it's delightful 🥰

Gonna tell kids this was the Homestuck Animated Pilot, or at least one of the [S] ASCEND animations. youtu.be/9RHFFeQ2tu4 Felix Colgrave is always a legend.

New Silent Hill video from Pim! They always provide glorious explorations of narrative impact and design consequences, which is *my jam* 📯

I've never seen such a literal and brazen example of "the billionaires are encouraging you to fight each other so you don't fight them"

I love accidental inbox poetry.

There is a ghost who lives under our table and seeks offerings.

It seems I have conditioned our dog to respond to farting 🥲 My housemates have said that they consistently know when I'm awake because I fart (and don't while asleep), but I didn't believe them until Lexi ran excitably to the bedroom door to be let out, post-fart, for the third day in a row 😅

Why can't you flush toilet paper in Greece? "The British." of course we somehow rebuilt all of their plumbing a half inch too small at some point *by mistake* and set a precedent for things getting blocked why am I not surprised

In "fast food places that sound more like lewd furry artists but are absolutely incredible", Jackaroo is amazing. Gotta hope they spread beyond Greece so I can have a goats cheese, caramelised onion, mushroom, truffle burger for €4 at home 🙃

The mozzarella stick bandit has specific desires and keeps getting closer.

Y'all should jump in on this, Kao'n'Heligan have put together quietly delightful silliness and made me into a squeaky toy, and you can too 👍🏽

"It is I. The guardian of the stairs. To pass, you must answer me this riddle. What became of the tortilla chip I begged for earlier, then ignored and abandoned?" Oh wait, I found it, she hid it by a door downstairs.

As a fellow å enjoyer, I'm gonna have to borrow this to help people pronounce me 😊

I wish I had the capacity for this, but the more I become "an adult" the more I realise there's no such thing, and certainly not in government.

Aaaaaa, this is too cute 🌿 Y'all need to jump in with your own fan-trolls.

genuinely weirdly tempted by the boron carbide rod luke makes a good point

Down at The Nest, the new fringey bit of Chichester Festival Theatre, which I'm told is delightfully "made of recycled Pleasance" 📯

My favourite PE classes at school were when I was 6 or 7, our teacher got us to run around the hall "artistically" to Fairground by Simply Red.

What if @jlukeroberts.bsky.social made a board game but with rules you had to half-invent on the fly (the rest written on chaucerian english, naturally) and one way to win was ritually throwing scrabble tiles at a pesky monk in a forest clearing? (yes I had a great dream last night why do you ask)

Ruffle your wolves more, we get silly 😊 Arms of @alcides.bsky.social, art of @mothdusky.bsky.social 📯

Romanced a warhammer space cop and then shared a bath with him. I really wanna know where all these grenades came from? My friends are all voting "laid them like eggs" 😰

I don't know what you mean about "forced perspective". @drkuro.bsky.social clearly made a cookie bigger than our poor dog.

While I'm hiding in the hammock, @drkuro.bsky.social brought me out a blanket so I can be a little warmer and also less bitten by bugs. Best dragon ❤️

Book, fan, dog. A still life of surviving a too-hot day. Actually, not sure if it can be a still life if there's a living creature in it. Or my own leg. ...ok, I've looked it up, and I don't know! Wikipedia has some still lives with living birds, insects, and frogs, but our dog is bigger 😅

So what I'm learning is that Visa might arbitrarily stop me buying stuff they don't like? I thought their USP was being as universal as possible with payment support?

Kudos to the devs of *checks notes* Barbie Project Friendship™️ for letting me know that the 0451 easter egg is thoroughly mainstream now 😅 Wonder if there's an Elite Speedrun Strat™️ here 😛

If someone goes out for the day, our dog generally steals one of their shoes for comfort and takes it to her bed upstairs. Here she's stolen the right feet from both of my pairs, while I've been here the whole time, and taken them outside!? 😭

Microsoft's "Learn" articles about email safety didn't have to throw so much weird shade at anti-woke cryptobros but I am here for it. You're not interested but this is from learn.microsoft.com/en-us/defend... 😅

My grandmother use to say お与えが無い (didn't receive the blessing) about someone who didn't like a a particular food. It meant liking something is wonderful and not being able to enjoying it sad and unfortunate. so celebrate what you love and be excited about it

Today we tried to honour our Great British culture by eating traditional Jellied Eels, after a year of searching. Turns out they taste awful, guys. Like fishy wax with aftertaste. Don't eat them. Also this historically common poverty food is now at risk of extinction, so again, don't eat them.

Maybe at some point I should take down the multifunctional tinsel-covered skull from our porch. Tbh at this point we're almost closer to the next combination halloweenmas than the last one.

This is our new friend of the week, Roofdog. Roofdog lives on the roof of a Pizzeria and is excellent.

So last year I wrote a whole larp with variable sincerity as its main mechanic? The "Dropout does it better" curse has struck again and I'm cringing in the best way 😅

I am redeemed! I asked "is pixel a day the NZ woman" and @drkuro.bsky.social said "there isn't an NZ woman?...%*#&, I meant the Australian one". At least @eurothug4000.bsky.social is safe from the chaos, we're both pretty sure she's the UK one.

I'm so sorry @heavyeyed.bsky.social , and thankful @drkuro.bsky.social continues to be so patient 🥲

Listening to "If Books Could Kill", and @notalawyer.bsky.social happened to skewer one of the reasons I don't always feel comfortable being addressed as a man by today's standards. "What our society seems to believe is masculinity is actually just acting like an angry baby in a lot of ways"

We visited Charles Jencks' "Cosmic House" today, which was delightful, playful, and confused my Wikipedia app into thinking it was Blue Prince. Both specialise in the adhoc, and in surprising the visitor with confusing revelations as you move through the space, so I'd say it's a fair muddle!