You ever wake up with murder mittens on your face? (He's very gentle, I'm fine lmao.)

This body is mine…

I hate that I'm so deep on Marcus the Worm TikTok and find it so funny because it reminds me of old 2000's internet humour and now my wife looks so annoyed at me every time I'm like "I don't like that rock Robert. It's pissing me off." But now it's one of those echolalia phrases that's just THERE.

That list of protein powder and drinks tested for lead didn't have my brand on there at all which means they probably didn't test it but now I'm side-eyeing it.

moomin gets stereotyped as cozy pseudo-ghibli fantasy, but much like ghibli itself it's something born from hardship, what with it starting publication at the tail end of WW2 by a queer author who kept her bisexuality a secret to the public, and the earliest books being blatant post-war allegories

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

Alright I need to know from my fellow "I take more than 4 or 5 pills at a time" chronically ill baddies like myself. My wife says normal people swallow down one pill at a time and that I'm an idiot because I toss them all in my mouth with a giant drink of water. Do y'all go one pill at a time?

Soft launching burrowcore, the aesthetic that's all about digging a dark hole in the earth and just going in there

Kicking my legs and writing vampire Dick Grayson shit in RP for a Halloween event. (Kicking my legs because every time I start writing body horror I remember how much I love writing body horror and it's why I also love writing for Wolverine.)

Define your music taste with eight artists •My Chemical Romance •Fall Out Boy •Sonata Arctica •Florence + the Machine •Mother Mother •Metric •Veruca Salt •Björk Good luck.

Anyways I've talked too much 😌

Since we can’t rely on the HHS, CDC, or FDA to say it, I will: MAKE SURE YOU ARE VACCINATED AGAINST MEASLES. GET YOUR MMR. Measles cases have reached their HIGHEST point since the disease WAS ELIMINATED from the United States in 2000. We are at the tipping point for the return of ENDEMIC measles.

When I was 4 I snuck into the living room and watched The Omen and I was already living in a religious cult-lite evangelical situation so I have never been able to watch even clips from it again because it makes me nauseated lmfao

God, imagine "growing up" like my grandmother wanted me to what kinda boring ass shit

Bruh why do dermal piercings always look so cool? Like I know my ass is not going to take good enough care of myself to keep that shit so I just lust over here.

I'm gonna need a haircut in like 2 weeks but I love when my bangs swoop right.

october marks 10 years of my trying to get the disability assistance i meet the requirements to be given by the US government, yet continually denied. i am owed at least $70,000 at this point. so when i ask for help, please understand i need so much more than i will ever actually get...

Come home from gym, go to work on the couch, attacked immediately with snuggles by lover boy.

Someone left one of the leg machines at max weight and I tried it thinking I'd like fall over but I didn't lmfao

15 US states and territories have formed a new Public Health Alliance, which will counter the absence of federal leadership by tracking outbreaks, issuing guidance, buying vaccines and more. Members of the new alliance include CA, CO, CT, DE, GU, HI, IL, MD, MA, NJ, NY, NC, OR, RI, WA.

Sometimes I forget some people don't like to be scared so when I say horror is my favourite genre and they look at me like they're scared of me and I'm just like "Bro I've seen some shit, horror is entertainment only."

Always remember

if Mass Effect wasn't copying off of Farscape's homework, it sure LOOKED like they were

Agreed 1000%

Oh hey Oscar Isaac and I are the same height! (5'8 1/2 here)

Me doing that TikTok "search up what kind of women/men you're into and it matches your partner" trend except mine came up Tiffany Valentine and then Gomez Addams and my sunshine wife is only just now becoming goth because I'm rubbing off on her. Look at her. Look at how cute she is.

Gato? I'm a gatito. And I meow, meow, meow and I meow, meow, meow. #Digimon #Gatomon

Post a mage! (2012)

The Graceful Sleep of the Creature of the Night 🕯️

When you make a playlist of songs that have been important to you and then the recommendations are all the super emo music you listened to a lot as a teenager.

You’re allowed to identify as disabled, even if you think “others have it worse”. It’s not something that’s only gatekept by the “most severe”. Disability is a varied, diverse spectrum. If your condition(s) affect your life, if they disable you… you are valid.

I wonder how much lipstick I've eaten in my lifetime.

I get so rankled when I take MBTI now and my personality has flipped from INFJ to INFP. I want to be judgy again, flip me back.

Did you know. You can gender as hard or as little as you want. Amazing

I have not been on social media much outside Discord since starting work and it's been oddly chill lmfao

A fun commission for Jerez about an architect building a maze.

Suptober - Day 4 | Orchard #suptober25 #destiel #spnfanart #spnfamily #deanwinchester #castiel

starlight 🌟

Ha’nted, Martin Lewis (1881-1962)

This article manages to name her husband before it names… her.

This is LGBTQ+ History Month, and I urge my followers who are LGBTQ+ (or just curious) to dive into one thing--a movie, novel, TV show--from your childhood or before. Look at an older gay work as something other than a relic or an error. You'll be rewarded. Your world, your SELF, will get bigger. >

If anyone is still in DOJ who knows about this, please, reach out. Who signed off? I want emails, I want memos, I want names. Signal: crg.32

I like doing this thing with him #MegaMan

Mia on set

Mega Man X

Spell your name with horror movie titles Killer Klowns From Outer Space Opus Dracula I Know What You Did Last Summer

retribution incarnate

Saw an ad for The Bride! last night and it looks like it's going to be really fun ngl. I hadn't even heard about it until the preview last night.