Truly
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1/1 of a human. Creator of NightDrive. Eater of chips.
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CrapNews
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Forbes just released their 'Top 200 Most Guillotineable'
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You cannot sway me from my opinion that this screenshot is exactly forty-five seconds before this man fucks this pizza.
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1 day ago
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28 days ago
BREAKING:
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AMEN
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about 1 month ago
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Unchecked Capitalism (2025)
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2 months ago
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩
3 months ago
Merry Christmas! Let’s go kill Skeletrex
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Scrooged is under appreciated as a Christmas classic. It’s funny. It’s creepy. A bit unhinged. If you’re not watching Die Hard or A Muppet Christmas Carol this should be your third pick.
3 months ago
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I wonder how much in bribes Gobble and Waddle paid for that pardon
4 months ago
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Reminded of this Pants artwork from years ago:
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Jamie McKelvie
7 months ago
Just make it exist first. You can make it worse with each new pass while getting increasingly frustrated later.
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Literally the only time I ever turn on ESPN is when they do the Ocho
7 months ago
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A lot of people don’t know that Ozzy Osbourne was just a nick name and it was actually short for Australia Australiabourne
8 months ago
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Turns out the Hulkamania was terminal.
8 months ago
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If you're wondering why a barred owl? It's because the owl didn't pay its tab and then threw up jagermeister all over the floor as security were throwing him out.
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8 months ago
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"So what we need is an attention grabbing ad." "Hey. Don't worry. I went to school for advertising-"
8 months ago
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Me scooping broiling hot queso on to my chips
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8 months ago
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f this shit imma just call it hbo+
8 months ago
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‘H’ is the worst letter. Aitch? What is that? Oh you’re silent this time? Oh in this word you’re just gonna be a loud hot wet breath? Okayy dude. Get fucked. But ‘T’ though. Now that’s what I call a letter!
8 months ago
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Beej Cat ⓥ 🌱🐝🦉🐦⬛🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦☮️
8 months ago
If you haven’t seen a bumblebee butt today…☺️
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No Particular Dave
8 months ago
sing us a song, you're Paul Dano, man
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Sir, I quickly need your help as I’m currently sitting at a table facing off with a steaming cioppino.
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9 months ago
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Adrian Warlock
9 months ago
Apologies for the Twitter cross, but...
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Mike X. Nichols
9 months ago
PSA for everyone going to protests
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My Republican representative told me in “The Big Beautiful Bill” we all get a flying car AND each one has a McDonalds Fry-maker inside. Also in an additional provision the US will have a pizza party every single day. What did your rep tell you about the bill?
9 months ago
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The president going to see Les Miserables at the Kennedy center while there are protests in several major cities- is some PEAK irony. Did no one tell him what it’s about? Someone’s gotta have told him right?
9 months ago
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
9 months ago
It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence. They are in charge.
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Breaking: French lady blowing nose next to me continuously approaching fourth minute.
9 months ago
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Dominic Tarason
10 months ago
Alright, I think I need some sleep, but I leave you with a sleepy thought: The world is an especially dark and scary place. Never forget to play games, sing songs, pet cute animals, hang with your friends and be silly little guys. Without that good stuff, there's nothing worth fighting for.
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*pope voice* "And lord keep Lou Malnati's in our hearts... and our stomachs. Especially in our stomachs."
10 months ago
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*SNL Bears Voice* Da Pope
10 months ago
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Once I randomly went to a county fair and they had a free demolition derby that night and two cars caught on fire and I’ve been randomly chasing that high ever since.
10 months ago
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Priest at the Vatican: PSSST y’all wanna see a dead body?
11 months ago
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I’m no dummy I rebuilt my stockpile of toilet paper the day he took office again
11 months ago
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Just heard the US economy is suing Cody Rhodes for rights to “The American Nightmare”
11 months ago
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*Slow clap*
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11 months ago
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Every time more than a month goes by between episodes my anxiety spikes about releasing one. Hopefully it's not, as the kid's say, "a humongous pile of audible shit and grease."
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11 months ago
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Felt cute might destroy the economy later… idk
11 months ago
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Brian Grubb
11 months ago
financial advice in a weird time: -- develop a plan -- find friends who support you -- preferably 10 of them -- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand -- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos -- get your wife back -- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw simple
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ceej
11 months ago
I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time
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Make Depression Great Again!
11 months ago
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RIP you king
11 months ago
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It's okay to be cynical but still let rising hope get you a little bit sometimes as a treat.
11 months ago
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I've only caught the last seven hours but
@booker.senate.gov
has been spitting 🔥🔥🔥for more than a full ass day now. This. This is what we're looking for.
11 months ago
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When you wake up on the West coast and
@booker.senate.gov
still hasn’t yielded the floor.
12 months ago
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You can keep your Goslings and Hemsworths. Gimmee some weird little character actors with goblin energy anyday. Doing the weird shifty stuff in movies with faces like an angry sculptor mushed em into being. That's cinema.
12 months ago
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"max"
12 months ago
if i found the wreck of an alien space craft i'd be picking up all the stuff in it and tooting on it to see if it was an alien instrument which was capable of alien jazz
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Mmmm bootlicker’s tongue with pine cone embryo garnished with delicate goose turdlets in an aged lamb semen sauce.
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12 months ago
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Wake up babe! new companies to boycott just dropped
12 months ago
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Any time I see a Tesla at this point I hear Seth Rollins' theme music blaring in my head.
12 months ago
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Alright what absolute Shakespeare decided stool could mean both a place you sit and the shit from your butt? Cause you really stooled your butt on this one, buddy.
12 months ago
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