Two days after Vegas, my body clock still isn’t quite in eastern time again but it is in like mountain or central time, I guess?

Help, I’m back home in the eastern time zone but my circadian rhythm is still in the pacific time zone 🥲

On our flight home, we flew right over my hometown. A perspective I’ve never seen before, and will probably never see again. It was so surreal. 🥹

Vegas has been fun but 4 days is plenty 😅

My hobby of the weekend is yelling “roll tide” at people wearing Alabama shirts in the casinos 🥰

I’ve been in Vegas for exactly 3 hours and just had a Bronwyn Newport sighting 😭

Lawd at the hotties at ATL airport today! 🥵😍

On a whim, I picked up this book from the “staff picks” section of the library, so I’d have something to read on my flight to Vegas tomorrow. The internet kind of hates it. Let’s see if I do.

They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.

I witnessed someone eating a bowl of Chick-fil-A mac n cheese while walking on the treadmill

Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”

Did a lil hike at Amicalola Falls today 🍂🍁

Hawkers had to bring our soda refills in to-go cups because all the glasses were dirty and who could be mad when their cups are this cute?! 😍

Dr. Oz says Americans will lose an average of 397 pounds per person by the midterm elections. So you better get busy!

Walked into a medium paced yoga tonight thinking I’d coast through it, then the teacher said, “it’s split day!” 🥲🥲🥲

Now let’s carry this energy into 2026 😍💙🍑

Does anyone else try to psychoanalyze everyone in their life based on what generation they are?

No Nut November is just repackaged religious shame cosplaying as self-improvement. It's deeply weird. Just have a wank, it's good for you.

So excited for a fun summer at camp! 🏕️😍 @goodtrouble79.bsky.social

Hello 911 I’d like to report a hate crime 😭

“Sorry your letter is late, it’ll arrive in 3-5 business years” - USPS, probably

Happy work halloween! 💌

get me to god’s country

Atlanta weather really said, “Guess what?! We’re doing winter today! 🤭”

I’m so here for this soaking rain Atlanta is getting. It’s been dusty af around here lately. 🤧

Started watching Boots tonight because, you know, cultural awareness

Just booked our PV flights! Beef Dip 26, here we come! 🇲🇽🌴🏳️‍🌈

I’ve recently been thinking about the woman that posted this scathing review to Target’s Facebook page back in 2020. I found it hilarious, so I took a screenshot. I hope she’s doing well, but I have my doubts.

Trump is responsible for the soybean and beef farmer chaos we are watching unfold right now. Now, he wants to buy beef from Argentina, hanging our farmers out to dry. Until the GOP breaks from him on his mission of economic arson, they're #ArgentinaFirst

Jason: “You’re wearing a Nasty Pig hat to A SOCCER GAME?!!” Me: “Yeah it’s pride night” @goodtrouble79.bsky.social

Go pride sportsball! ⚽️🏳️‍🌈

It always amazes me how reset I feel after a good hot yoga 🧘‍♂️🔥

I love how I was like, “This looks like an easy, quiet week, let’s have people over to the house for chili Friday!” then BAM, my cat gets sick 🙃

Today I am celebrating my PayPal account finally getting closed, after trying to get it done for months!

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It feels so good to be back to my routine, and with a fresh pair of AirPods! 💪🥰

I love a pride recovery day at the Korean spa

Happy #fcf and Atlanta Pride! 🏳️‍🌈🍑🍆

Ruby red for pride weekend! ❤️💅❤️

David Archuleta tonight was 😍

A gloomy fall day calls for a Sunday pot roast 🥰

As of now, these are my favorites from The Life of a Showgirl, in no particular order: Father Figure CANCELLED! Wood

21 years ago, the pilot of desperate housewives was released. that’s history.

Every so often, I remember my grandpa’s longtime barber that passed away on November 4, 2008, due to a heart attack from being upset about Obama winning the election

A 12:30 conference call just feels so aggressive 😵‍💫

Gay bar bathroom selfie that no one asked for 💖

Last night, we rolled. Today, we roller coaster. Because why not? 😂

Breakaway Carolina to see our man John Summit! 🪩❤️‍🔥@goodtrouble79.bsky.social

Charlotte has some CUTE guys! Sadly, most of them aren’t family 🙃