Okay, who did this? 🤣🤣

Psst. Alberta doesn’t have a seperation movement. We have a bunch of dumbasses being funded through American money just like the freedom convoy. Just America interfering in worldwide politics as per usual.

Mike Luckovich

If he ever thought that far...

This is how this mental illness works. Trump's always had narcissistic personality disorder. Trump lives in a delusion where people widely see him as brilliant, wise, and respected. He's simultaneously quite vulnerable and very dangerous.

A book is a loaded gun in the house next door...Who knows who might be the target of the well-read man? ~ Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451 🖋 📖 #greenwitch #books #learning #reading #stephenking #truth #facts #sciencefiction #peace

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Ending every business email now with "AND FUCK YOU IF YOU WILL NOT DO THIS."

The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

The truth is coming. Jim Haggerty returns, only on theonion.info

Globe headline writers get it

He is bankrupting our country, just like all his other ventures

You know what to do…..

I tried the Japanese method of decluttering where you hold every object that you own & if it does not bring you joy, you throw it away. So far I have thrown out all of the vegetables, my bras, the phone bill, the scale & my treadmill.

Correct.

This is Fitz and June. Fitz just got here and thinks this place is pretty great. June was here first and thinks it's time to return Fitz. 13/10 for both (TT: muester)

This is Jemma and Bean. Jemma likes to eat her cheese snacks. Bean prefers to eliminate hers. 13/10 for both (TT: bjkuhn)

Mark Carney describes Poilievre perfectly! #cdnpoli

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just the most beautiful thing I've seen all year 😍🥹

I had the opportunity to confront Pete Hegseth's bigoted spiritual mentor, Pastor Doug Wilson, and call him out on his history of hate, his misreading of the Bible, his hijacking of Jesus, and his cosplay Crusading. It was worth it.

Yayy Dolly! Wonderful ending to a sad story. ☺️ IG: kcpetproject

Wow, what a cool back yard 😊 TT: mikesgarden

I thought it was a random bird being abducted. Turns out I was wrong.😂

Doesn’t want to go home right now 😂

This is a war based on lies

Other examples of great women like her: youtube.com/shorts/--HB2...

“To me it seems H!tler has won. He’s changed us J€ws from being compassionate and caring…into this vicious, Genocidal, nationalist nation,” —Miriam Margolyes, an 84-year-old Jewish Australian-British actor publicly condemns Israelis

Seriously, I didn’t blow a 20 odd point lead in the last election or get trounced in my own riding. And nobody’s crossed the floor out of my caucus. And my vote didn’t collapse in each of three by-elections last week. And nobody likes Mark Carney. Everybody likes me! I’m actually nice! 🤷🏼🥰🤷🏼

An exhibit in NYC: “In Their Own Words: ZlONlSM 1895–2025.” From early founders to current leaders, these quotes highlight the rhetoric behind the conflict. Documentation is the first step toward understanding.

Carsie Blanton 😎💙👏😂 "Elon Musk"

This should be the official portrait in the Whitehouse!

noticing a theme

Me: I got bitten on my walk by a Rottweiler. Karen: OMG!!! What if it it had been a small child? Me: FFS Karen, I could’ve fought off a small child…

Keep Walking The Walk,Mayor Mamdani.......

We're just passin' through time, like the wind through the pines Just small little pieces, in a bigger design The older I get, the more that I know There ain't nothin' wrong with being another day old

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

The most amazing video ever taken on an iPhone.

Carney says Canada's US ties have become a weakness reut.rs/4cmTvD2

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Xennial Farmer @xennialfarmer.bsky.social

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil. It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them. The graves of multiple children have been defaced. One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.