Do not tell a Mets fan Cleveland lost ten in a row and made the playoffs. They still lost. Missing Mets fans may be found in Death Valley, as their instinct is to gravitate toward the lowest point possible. Remember, to a Mets fan, the words, "There’s always tomorrow" are another fucking lie...

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/15/m... Remember, there's no going back...

Hopefully, now we can go back to being hated for the usual reasons...

The days of being surprised are dead and gone...

The Easter Egg Roll will never be the same...

A BACKYARD GARDEN METAPHOR ON HOW REPUBLICANS GET ELECTED: There is a wall Republicans pile 💩 against the wall And more 💩 Until it is just enough 💩 to dig into and pull themselves over the wall Then they never look back And you are left with a pile of 💩

Freakin' Peacock bastids won't let me watch the Mets game here in Vegas...

See ya...

Check it out, I came across a real life flat earther! Hadda mark the occasion...

Occam's razor seeks explanations with the smallest set of elements. Attributed to William of Ockham, a 14th-century English philosopher and theologian, it's cited as Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem, "Entities must not be multiplied beyond necessity" He never used those exact words.

We will not be defined by their darkness...

America The Beautiful...

Worldwide and right down the street...

So far, so good!

#Oscars Fuck you #Timothee He has no idea how hard even in the best circumstances opera is to achieve, no idea what it was to work 12+ hour days with no $ to pay us for weeks from 1985 when I was part of resurrecting the LA Opera with no sponsors, just a sense of mission, purpose and determination.

Sometimes,looking for an answer just makes it worse...

This morning in Paradise, a dozen of these driverless people crates went up the right lane of Rainbow Blvd, then turned right onto Russell Rd to head toward The Strip. I guess they'll come up with AI that chats like a cabbie...

Forgetting is not an option...

It's all fun and games until someone loses a mile high bedroom...

Human nature says this thing is gonna get dug out and eventually end up ln a truck going somewhere...

Is what Honest Abe said in his first inaugural address still true today?

"It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe..."

Four weeks, says The Orange Turd Melon...

Gee, thanks...

Bla, bla, bla, prayers...

"Very hard terrible people." Not exactly FDR speaking on December 8, 1941...

In a cruel world Give beats a chance...

Feels like the things that sucked about the Eighties were never solved, and there's a heap of new trouble too, but, every now and then, it wouldn't be raining bags of shit from the sky. I miss The English Beat...

Their movement bans books. Their administration orders exhibits to be stripped from museums, or altered so as to be meaningless. Their goons try to rip phones from the hands of people LEGALLY recording them. Organize. Bear witness. Record...

They're trippin' You can tell by how there's so little talk about the State Of The Union...

Happy Valentines Day from The Orange Turd Melon...

Bud Cort and James Van Der Beek passed on the same day. Bud, in Harold And Maude, then years later James, in Rules Of Attraction were part of a perfect movie. Both films captured what was special about the times when they were made. Both hinge on how much innocence is too much, 'cause life hurts...

This is not who we are, where we came from, or what we are made of. This ends NOW!

Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... The best way to explain 2026 is that it is a construct, a design functioning to reduce the impact of shame.

Fight The Power!

Will the guy who wanted to kill Russ Vought be phased out?

The administration knew they were coming. Their advance could have been beaten back as it had been before... SO MUCH FOR SECURING THE BORDER!!!

There can't be a strike three!

That ain't Rotten Tomatoes...

See ya...

Sunday Funnies With 702ajf... Ever wonder why it seems like they're from another planet?

There's an Emu on the loose in Lyon County, Nevada. Seems like a critter uniquely suited for the terrain... Enjoy your vacation, Big Bird!

Whadda bargain...