Seeing @smugdingus.bsky.social giggle while watching this was one of the highlights of my Easter.

Goin with Lisa Kudrow

I prefer playing teams that are bad.

HUD!!!! 🥹 Missed you, bud. Say some goofy shit and make my day. #Royals

Keep going. Save yourself.

MOAR SPACE EARTH PHOTOSSSSSSS

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

Holy shit these two photos from Artemis II that were shared just a bit ago.

Saw a couple minutes of Real Housewives of Rhode Island and I guess I’ve never thought about RI before because I had no idea that what’s they sounded like. No further comments will be made at this time.

Catching up on last night’s Survivor and wondering if the Blood Moon sponsored it.

Feel like that Sonic Slam was the universe trying to ease us into what we were about to witness in those last few innings.

Me before the 7th inning: Baseball is fun! Me after the 6th inning: Baseball is unsafe for my personal health and well-being. Me now: Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey: fuck you actually.

Ah yes, that age old question of: what is the ridiculous number of runs we need to score before I feel absolutely sure we will not blow a lead...

Absolutely fucking incredible. Stunning. Shock-and-awe campaign of garbage.

Ah yes, that age old question of: what is the ridiculous number of runs we need to score before I feel absolutely sure we will not blow a lead...

This game somehow didn’t get rained out tonight and from the looks of it, nobody’s more surprised than the Twins.

Holy god almighty it’s a sonic freakin slam, folks.

Okay, Collins. I see you.

We cookin now. Or is it eating? Some type of food verb - we doin it.

We cookin now. Or is it eating? Some type of food verb - we doin it.

This game looks so eerie. Kinda love it.

Can't believe I'm going to say this but I really miss Hud.

I say again, the ABS system is gonna expose a lot of egos.

I’m not saying straight men are the problem but the other day my sister’s fiancé described The Handmaid’s Tale as “that show where the guys had their wives but also the other girls they had sex with and got pregnant”. So yeah. Worth looking into maybe.

Cats get so pissed at me when I won’t let them in a video meeting. 😭

I feel like this is almost universal but I was also thinking about how it’s especially shitty for people with autism.

I fucking hate April Fool’s Day.

My favorite KC Heart painting ever.

My favorite KC Heart painting ever.

everyone’s jonesing for baseball and too bad, blue (base)balls for us 🥲

Let me get this straight: The Royals have essentially trapped everyone in the parking lot? 🫣

#HEYHEYHEYEY 💙 ⚾

👀 Noice, Collins.

We were honored to have Terrance Gore's family in attendance today to throw our first pitch. 💙

Me: You did a really great job getting ready this morning. 8yo: even though I told you I was going to punch you? Me: yeah, but you didn’t!

Third time’s the charm. #HEYHEYHEYHEY

Just poopin on an entire game and making it all worthless. 😭 Royals in a nutshell.

I don't love losing baseball games.

Baseball hurting me earlier than usual this season. Love it.

Ooooooo boy that one stings. 🥲

Pretty sure @mattbart.bsky.social did this. 🥹💙🙏

THAT'S OUR CAPTAIN, Y'ALL!

There you goooooooooooo mfers! #Royals

Season over.

So @smugdingus.bsky.social just taped my youngest into a big box at her request. We gettin wild and possibly traumatic over here.

Follow me back! @mutiny32.com

Baseball TAKE TWO, folks. Let’s goooo! Me n @smugdingus.bsky.social got tots.

I love when the universe drops you little notes that you’re doing okay.

Well poop. #baseballcommentary

Already extremely sick of Hosmer