I swear I hate this baseball team.

Time to watch Vinnie do absolutely nothing.

I would prefer to not watch Nick Loftin play.

Vinnie should not be a number 3 hitter. What a pathetic at bat.

Royals trick us every season.

Loftin should not be in the Majors.

Someone teach our left fielders what to dive for and what to not dive for.

Throw strikes.

Why let that dude play when you’re up 21?

Arizona playing like their coach was distracted by a job at another school all week.

Arizona seems bad.

"I wonder if Giancarlo is related to Mike"

Fantastic.

Man, I don’t know about Collins.

Time for Bobby to strike out.

Bad look, Jac.

3 strikeouts for Bobby. That’s cool.

I remain not sold on Vinnie in the 3 hole.

Royals suck.

It’s fine if Geno thinks he was disrespected with lack of handshake before the game. But to throw a fit about it after his team got destroyed looks so bad.

Dude, come on.

“I will beat Geno’s ass” - Dawn Staley

That is a bad look.

Imagine being that much of a sore loser.

To all my fellow billiard balls….now is OUR time

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Lane Thomas blows.

I see why Cruz was in the minors.

Umps are gonna riot at this point.

Wizards made a fan think he won $10,000 in an April Fools prank by pretending he made a blindfolded half court shot. an insane thing to do to someone who willingly attended a Wizards game

Chatted with Trevor Vance. He said last night Jac Caglianone asked one of the grounds crew members how many were on the crew (~20). This morning, Cags brought in three-dozen donuts + coffee for them as a thank you for their hard work. First class.

Love this for the Royals

Jensen needed that.

Yeah, let’s call it.

Royals gonna lose?

Isbel seems decent this year.

Nvm

He might have it back.

Jensen might not be ready.

These umps are struggling hard.

Welp

Let’s see if Bobby can not hit it right at someone.

Well I'm convinced! I am ready to invade Iraq.

This ump has to start throwing punches. He has nothing to lose.

Give us Brady Singer back.

Royals are on one tonight.

Gotta fire this ump, right?

India just doesn’t have it tbh.

“Earth looks so beautiful, Chuck” “Yeah but I can still see them big ol women in San Antonio from here” [Shaq laughs so hard his helmet pops off]

I say again, the ABS system is gonna expose a lot of egos.