Comfort me with antidepressants.

I hear the low road is beautiful this time of year.

I work for the YWCA. We aren't allowed to talk about WOMEN in our grants.

Always sitting at the top of a scream these days.

“But there has to be a path to redemption for people like Louis CK..” Let me stop you right there: no there doesn’t. You made that up.

My cat’s like “don’t talk to me until I’ve had my elastic hair tie”

All that money, and they look like they're wearing beat-to-hell Basic Training issued low quarters.

You’re driving to work/to the store/to yoga and this happens.

This video feels surreal. My military experience was absolutely nothing like this, and was very boring. But I can imagine them watching this from a few angles, and how this would feel.

Trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️

City/cat life means most of our conversations revolve around the mystery sounds we’ve encountered throughout the week.

Mister Rogers told us to look for the helpers but he also should’ve told us to keep an eye out for weak-ass quisling motherfuckers

Living in unprecedented times has given me a solid case of the screams.

Me: Not today, Satan. Jesus: Blessed are you for rejecting the dark-- Me: Not you, either.

Me, to my cat bapping me in the face at 5am.

Sometimes I allow myself a moment without withering cynicism as a treat.

I’m not kidding when I say packing cubes changed my life

Some of the things Charlie Kirk has said as a right-wing influencer and Trump ally: • “We made a huge mistake when we passed the Civil Rights Act in the 1960s” • George Floyd was a “scumbag” • Gun deaths are “worth it” thetriibe.com/2025/09/live...

RFK jr looks like a skit between adult swim shows.

It doesn't have to be this way...but it will be for the foreseeable future.

If only those kids had known to pray to Ahura Mazda.

every time someone adds me on linkedin i just wanna reply like babe i have nothing to offer you here

Slavery in America was really fucking bad, y’all. You cannot gloss it over. The devil does not need advocates. It doesn’t take a master’s in History to know that, but I have one if you need credentials.

“If you are silent about your pain, they’ll kill you and say you enjoyed it.” Zora Neale Hurston

…while atom bomb boys fall asleep in their caskets.

There is just so much. I hate it.

I heart my vampire boyfriend.

Rachel Harrison is one of my absolute favorite authors. I've been cringing at telling her I think we could be friends in real life for MONTHS. I look forward to uttering another embarrassing sentence to her this September.

I admire her so much, truly. This is the energy I want in my government.

I never had children because this world has always been trash, but it's important that this sticks around.

Do not threaten me with a good time. Catastrophic Quantum Event 2028

Call out Nazis when they do Nazi shit. No euphemisms, no hand-wringing. Say it loud, say it clear, point emphatically.

At this point I don’t believe it’s enough to go back in time and kill Hitler. We need to go back to the Devonian and kick little Tiktaalik in the face.

I've never believed in going higher. Every time I have not been petty it has gone against everything I believe in. Ignoring the bullies has never worked. I'm ready for someone to start throwing hands.