World renowned psychic medium @traviswarriorunicorn dropping absolute care bear bars on this week’s spacedoutwithblairsocci !! I love this man so much go follow him!!!

Austin tonight through Sunday 😀

Brand new episode of @spacedoutwithblairsocci with the magnificent (and hilarious) psychic medium @traviswarriorunicorn !!! This episode was so special and exciting, go listen now or watch on my YouTube. #psychic #psychicmedium

Appletv always givin me amber alerts for nba games

Headed to austin tomorrow for @moontowercomedy here’s my schedule if u wanna see me nobody kill me pls thank u

Always love listening to these two both on-stage and off!

I remember this one time in college I went to office hours for this math class (boringggg) I was struggling in and I kid you not, mid way through explaining a problem the professor fell asleep I was like phew okay its not me this shit is no less than somniferous

Pump fake question for Mr. @anthonyjeselnik because my podcast @spacedoutwithblairsocci is not about that Listen on Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/spaced-out-with-blair-socci/id1614506645 Subscribe and WATCH on my YouTube: youtube.com/@blairsocciofficial

There is this ice cream called Jenni’s pineapple upside down cake that will take u to heaven in ur cute little apartment

Did u guys like this week’s episode of Spaced Out with Anthony Jeselnik? Go watch the full episode on my YouTube or listen wherever u get ur podcasts! Listen on Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/s... Subscribe and WATCH on my YouTube: youtube.com/@blairsoccio...

NEW YORK CITY NEXT WEEK ON THURSDAY!!!! Tix: punchup.Live/blairsocci/tickets

NEW YORK CITY NEXT WEEK ON THURSDAY!!!! Tix: punchup.Live/blairsocci/tickets

So many birds on Bluesky

NEW YORK NEXT WEEK GET UR TIX

April fools one of the most treacherous days for an autistic girl

TALK TO ME & RON FUNCHES THIS WEDNESDAY! We’re talking BAD AT MONEY STORIES on the Andy Richter Call-In Show this Wednesday at 1pm Pacific - fill out the Google Form in my bio or leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604. As always, Wild-Card Stories welcome. @ronfunches.bsky.social

Erika Kirk could have laughed at the Druski skit and would have probably tricked some people into liking her or at least confused some people instead of hardcore solidifying druski into legendary history

BLAIR BEARS COME SEE ME NEW YORK April 9 LOS ANGELES May 5 Tix here: punchup.live/blairsocci/tickets

TONIGHT THROUGH SATURDAY GRAND RAPIDS!!!!

NEW YORK CITY I WILL BE DOING ONE SHOW ONLY APRIL 9TH Get ur tix now if u wanna come: punchup.live/blairsocci/t...

Ashley black needs to stop coming at me with that turbo fascia blaster

TONIGHT THROUGH SATURDAY GRAND RAPIDS!!!!

I’ve never been to Arby’s do u think I need to put it on bucket list

Huge ep of @spacedoutwithblairsocci out today with my brother/mentor @ronfunches !!! We talk all the traitors goss, old stories from our years of touring together, and our recent autism diagnoses! Watch on my YouTube & listen wherever u get ur podcasts thank u blair bears for all ur support

Just a mail man AND he was wearing one of the mail safari hats which as u know i have designated as a good omen

GRAND RAPIDS MICHIGAN get ur tix asap im risking my life and sanity to fly to u 🤙🏻 Tix: punchup.live/blairsocci/t...

I saw a menace loud car guy in an amg Mercedes with one of the loudest mufflers I’ve ever heard get pulled over on Hollywood boulevard last night. He didn’t see the cop and was weaving in a 25 zone like a psycho. Felt great. First time I’ve ever seen that. Small wins.

Do I have a child? No. Do I only have a few years left to choose if I’m gonna have one? Ya. Do I journal topless every morning while eating non breakfast foods for breakfast? Ya

Sometimes I wonder what’s going on over on Twitter in the same way that someone does after they get jumped out of a gang

I would love to beat Pete hegseth’s ass

A good hand held morning hash brown will set u just right

NEW YORK CITY 3 WEEKS AWAY ONE NIGHT ONLY

NEXT WEEK GRAND RAPIDS GET UR TIX

SHOWS THIS WEEK IN LA

Remember when dorit “designed” a room in a Buca di Beppo

NEW YORK CITY we’re bringing back nacho bitches on April 9th for one night only get ur tix asap this will sell out Tix: punchup.live/blairsocci

NEW TOUR DATES COME SEE ME LOVE YA TIX: punchup.live/blairsocci/tickets

Brand new episode of Spaced Out with Blair Socci out now with the legend @laurapeeklive !!! Listen on Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/spaced-out-with-blair-socci/id1614506645 Subscribe and WATCH on my YouTube: youtube.com/@blairsocciofficial Reddit: www.reddit.com/r/spacedoutw...

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NEW TOUR DATES COME SEE ME LOVE YA TIX: punchup.live/blairsocci/tickets

Tried to wear ballet flats and they made my legs look like Arnold Schwarzenegger

a new day

From this week’s episode of @spacedoutwithblairsocci with dream guest @jacnov !!! Something to think about… if the World Cup still happens… #aliens #fifa #worldcup

Today I have my absolute idol, neurodivergent pal, and living legend — Emmy nominated comedian @jacnov is on spacedoutwithblairsocci !!!! We have the best time in the world, this one’s a barn burner. Go watch on YouTube and leave us a review!!! Thank u for listening love you #ouija #ouijaboard

Not only do I hate this administration for being cruel inhumane thugs and literally ruining the world but for also making me compulsively repost unfunny shit every day I can’t stop I have become one of those older comics online that I used to think were insane when I was young lol

I’m not even kidding who the hell is watching bill maher

GRAND RAPIDS MICHIGAN COME SEE ME MARCH 26-28!!!

Taco Bell vs Del taco I only tackle the toughest issues on Spaced Out Listen on Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/spaced-out-with-blair-socci/id1614506645 Subscribe and WATCH on my YouTube: youtube.com/@blairsocciofficial

THOUSANDS OF FILES RELATING TO THE EPSTEIN CASE HAVE BEEN TAKEN OFFLINE MORE THAN 40,000 FILES WERE MISSING from documents that had been posted to the PEDO's DOJ’s website ... INCLUDING THE DOCUMENTS THAT DETAILED ONE CHILD’S ALLEGATIONS OF SEXUAL MISCONDUCT AGAINST PEDOrump PEDOPHILE PROTECTORS!

Someone just gave me a sample shot of lavender matcha wtf we’re straight drinkin potpourri now