The cars are so loud tonight

Back in LA here’s where I’ll be tonight and the rest of the weekend 🫶🏻🫶🏻

December 6th I hope to see u there love u all 🤍🤍🤍 tickets available now at @largolosangeles website and on punchup.live/blairsocci/tickets

December 6th I hope to see u there love u all 🤍🤍🤍 tickets available now at @largolosangeles website and on punchup.live/blairsocci/tickets

I'm really asking a lot of these multivitamins

I need that picture of Erika Kirk and jd Vance OFF my timelines 🤮🤮🤮

Every podcast I did in New York a few weeks ago chose to post the clips about autism lol so now my whole feed is autism lmao

Fyi the Aussies do not say put another shrimp on the barbie and I know this because I heard them all say prawns

That was funny when Michael Jordan played baseball

Every single day I live without my brother feels like I’m surviving an apocalypse no matter how much beauty and love and wonder in the day

MELISSA ETHERIDGE IS INCREDIBLE OH MY GOD

I do not want to leave Australia ever

I love when a man is named Armand

Are we allowed to contact The Hague? Like on our own behalf?

Thou shalt not let President Pedo defile the White House like this.

Since 8 million people protested Tangerine Palpatine on Saturday, he’s doing everything he can to take back control of the narrative by getting you mad about bulldozing the White House and shitting on everyone.

In my heart and soul I am dying to act I really want to be the next Melissa McCarthy/Jack black and sometimes Aubrey plaza-ish roles too but as my own unique self blair I love acting so much

Can't even rob the Louvre anymore because of woke

I can’t get an iced coffee in Australia with a splash of milk they only have iced lattes here I will be coming back 10 pounds heavier but maybe my bones will be stronger and more fortified

You can listen (and watch!) the new episode of The Downside podcast #322 with @blairsocci.bsky.social on Spotify and YouTube! open.spotify.com/episode/06KH... www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Ri...

I love to shower before bed it is such a nice earthly pleasure

Zoom comedy shows were so scary

Bari Weiss is firmly in the Tom Sandoval Zone of People Who I Simply Should Never Have Had To Learn About.

There are a lot of croissants in Australia croissants everywhere

I love Australia

I am mad at this administration for making me retweet all sorts of unfunny shit

I’m not kidding when I say packing cubes changed my life

Nobody has ever or will ever love me like my brother did

I can’t wait to be pregnant

You must read this account because it will make you understand how evil Ghislene Maxwell & how heinous it is for Trump to even consider pardoning this monster. Kudos to the late Virginia Giuffre for her bravery and battle to redeem her young and vulnerable self www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

I’m supposed to get my period and can’t stop crying I feel so torn to shreds the only thing I can do right now is buy a hummingbird feeder online

Ppl who talk on speaker phone in public one day u will get yours

@blairsocci.bsky.social is on The Downside podcast 10/21 on Spotify and YouTube

Time of my life last night thank u to everyone who came!

I tried the barbacoa at chipotle I don’t prefer it

Tonight

I have a desire to go to Iceland

I will repost a compliment I’m tagged in what’s the problem I’m not gonna write these advertisements by myself I hate to promote

Any of my NY babies go see Blairski and Rosebud and Funches and Stavvy. What a fucking lineup. I'm so jeally. So go on my behalf 😭

TONIGHT !!!!!!!! NEW YORK CITY AT THE BELL HOUSE U won’t see my ass for at least another year but prob longer

TOMORROW!!!!

NEW YORK CITY !!! TWO DAYS AWAY!!! At @bellhouseny Stavros Rosebud Ron funches Me!!$ Tix: punchup.live/blairsocci/tickets

My oura ring says I am NOT ready

Welp, RFK Jr just dropped the “vaccines never actually worked” video he’s been waiting for this whole time. Get ready folks, your least favorite 19th century diseases are chomping on the bit.

Nicole prob got sick of straightening Keith’s hair

🚨🚨‼️STAVVY ADDED 🚨‼️

Almost had a heart attack cuz I couldn’t find my healing harp playlist

The first five minutes of my last special is a correspondence from the war zone that is Portland, Oregon. Please send help. youtu.be/1L9lgLJrNJk?...

If u have a loud cigarette boat u were a loser in high school