PORTLAND! I’ve got shows tonight and tomorrow at @heliumcomedypdx.bsky.social! I’m really excited to share my new hour of jokes with you! Plus I immediately found the book I was looking for used at Powell’s so I’m feeling tremendous! Tickets: portland.heliumcomedy.com

Got Ohio friends? Let 'em know about my shows in Cleveland, and Cincinnati! Jan 9 and 10th. Gee whiz, thanks! www.adamcaytonholland.com/shows

Im not giving u guys a year end wrap up I lived that’s the wrap up

Taylor Sheridan loves an evil female lawyer

I wonder what Claire Danes does to relax

One thing about me????? I fuckin love a limited series

Before telling me I look like somebody please consider the question “is this person I’m about to say looks exactly like her a super model?” if the answer is no, keep it inside yourself deeply stuffed down and locked away

Gym selfies from a man are not right it's not what god wanted when he made men

Thank god all the hair tools I buy arent alive because they'd all be dead from me never touching them once

I've worn red chuck taylors my entire life since kindergarten. Grief is crazy cuz RJ gave me a new pair like 4-5 years ago and now every time I put them on it feels like i'm "spending a wear" of now finite wears that will ultimately lead to them one day being too worn to wear any more.

Leaf blowers are actually sentient and have been following me around my entire life as relentless karmic retribution for something unbecoming I did in third grade

I had a really fun time on my shows this weekend thank u god

I love the old man mafia guys in my neighborhood, every morning they're out there in their matching outfits ripping cigs and drinking their coffee and its just a lil cosmic reminder the world spins another day

I got 5 moles removed from the side of my left cheek and now I’m walking around looking like a child in RFK’s measles America

LA come to my show Jan 16th at The Elysian Vault 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 Tix: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/blairs...

I want to act this year people need to let me be the Jack black that I am meant to be

LA come to my show Jan 16th at The Elysian Vault 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 Tix: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/blairs...

NEW EPISODE OF @spacedoutwithblairsocci OUT NOW ON YOUTUBE AND WHEREVER U GET UR PODCASTS!!! Merry Christmas blair bears I love u all!!! Please enjoy part 2 with my crush the funniest @mitchchuri I love this episode so much. New episodes every wednesday, have a great holiday xoxoxo

The problem with all my baggy clothes is they feel so good on but do not photograph well at all

I’m gonna start watching all the Rob Reiner movies to get through the holidays

There were skittles in the green room at my show last night and I thought how about u just don’t put any in ur purse this time blair and now here I am wishing past me had just tossed them in

but truly if any of you are into popculture and/or just love bad bitches who are open about grief? Check my girl out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVnO...

😭😭😭🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

My problem is forget that my supportive likes create my algorithm

One thing I love to remind my friends whom I love more than anything is never feel bad about canceling plans with me I love it

I like to think of the positives of everything and one of the positives about grief this severe is I no longer care about 80% of the shit I used to worry about

directions on this new dry shampoo telling me to “apply an appropriate amount of product.” okay great. I do have a follow-up question though

I’m very worried for Cher I hope it’s just one of those things where they just do a wedding ceremony but don’t make it legal

@blairsocci.bsky.social I’m loving Spaced Out! Also thanks for mentioning Jennifer Welch and the I’ve Had It podcast!

I love watching psychological thrillers that temporarily give me an escape from my psychological thriller life

Everyone is not "a little" autistic Everyone is not "a little" ADHD Everyone is not "a little" OCD To be diagnosed with these conditions, a person must be meaningfully impaired by them.

I keep worrying I’m gay and just haven’t been told yet but then I just realized I have a big crush on deceased Tupac so maybe I am only 50%

Life is unbelievably beautiful as it is equally heartbreaking

I do want to get married but I also want to be a ninja turtle and I don’t think u can do both : (

TONIGHT!

When u buy something on Etsy and they write u a handwritten note 🥹🥹🥹😭

Saw a new tiny camera u clip to ur wet suit and clicked on it to buy for RJ without thinking for a split second before remembering 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I’ve been audiobook reading a lot which is a lot like regular reading but for smart people, so good at reading u don’t even need ur eyes expert level

A car just drove by with such an offensively loud engine that it set off the car alarms on multiple other cars and made a dog have a panic attack when I am president these men will be in jail

Going outside right now for the first time in 2 days wish me luck everyone

I loved this essay about clawing back a sense of humanity and community where and when you can, by @caytonholland.bsky.social!!!

THIS SATURDAY !!!!

20% off cameos today — cameo.com/blairsocci I will say this to ur ex

The healthy brands really suck at ranch dressing it’s not even in the same universe they should be written up for fraud

Omg my mom’s Netflix locked me out said I’m not “part of the household”, like if I’m not part of the household why did my dad ask me to take out the trash yesterday

I thought when I got older I would finally learn what the bruises on my legs were from but no still no idea they have not come in contact with anything ??????

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Just went running for the first time in like 7 years I did 20 minutes my face looks like a tomato

Last night my 4 year old niece told me that I am famous and I said famous for what? and she said makeup and skateboarding

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