KEYSTONE COLORADO TONIGHT ONE SHOW ONLY AT WARREN STATION LFG

I am so sorry but old ladies must be stopped from their extreme perfumes on packed flights and also flights need to stop being stuffed to the gills like sardines

I really wish that the past hundred years of alien stuff wasn’t going to be released as a direct result of systemic child sex trafficking kind of puts a damper on any excitement if u can believe it

KEYSTONE COLORADO TOMORROW!!! Warren station one show only!!!! Tix: punchup.live/blairsocci

BIRDS/CRANES.GIF

Today I waited at the dentist for 35 minutes for my appointment and I just decided I didn’t want to wait any more and told them I was leaving and would reschedule truly it felt incredible all time amazing am I turning into pluribus

KEYSTONE COLORADO TOMORROW!!! Warren station one show only!!!! Tix: punchup.live/blairsocci

AUTISM ISNT TRENDY U LOSERS!!! New episode of spacedoutwithblairsocci out now!!! In this episode, I talk about my goals for 2026, what I’m leaving in 2025, mental health, and I go through a run down of skin and makeup products I’m loving right now. I love this show so much thank u for listening!

Marilyn’s nudes ! @blairsocci.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social #marilyn #marilynmonroe #noods #hughhefner #playboy

Finding out that Tyra Banks is a producer on the new America’s next top model doc is like when OJ Simpson wrote “If I Did It”

I am tortured by this Nancy Guthrie story

TOMORROW TEXAS!!!!

AUSTIN TEXAS THIS FRIDAY AND SATURDAY!

Huge episode of spacedoutwithblairsocci out NOW (every Wednesday wherever u get ur podcasts)!!! Please enjoy this clip of The Freako Fact of the Week.

🥹🥹🥹🥹 einstein 🤝🫶🏻🤌🏻

AUSTIN NEXT WEEK! Valentines with blairy!

AUSTIN NEXT WEEK! Valentines with blairy!

Cannot stop crying about my brother every single day I miss him so much it feels like my body has been sawed in half

Hmmm been feelin really grossed out lately as I’m sure most survivors of shit when they were young do right now. I only did this material for 5 weeks before never doing it again because it took such a toll on me mentally and physically but I’m super proud of it and the writing

Had a good day with the camera yesterday. Osprey on the hunt.

Mamdani: "I speak of Renee Good, whose final words to the man who murdered her were, 'I'm not mad at you.' I speak of Alex Pretti who died as he lived, caring for the stranger. ICE shot him bc he did something they could never fathom ... let us offer a new path: one of defiance through compassion."

BUY TICKETS TO SEE ME MAYBE I CAN SAVE US!!!!! Austin next week

Jeffrey Bezos is destroying the Washington Post for the same reason Musk destroyed Twitter and Ellison is destroying CBS—oligarchs oppose the free press when if it threatens their wealth and power. They don’t want normal people to see what is happening in America.

Upcoming stand-up dates— AUSTIN TEXAS - Feb 13-14 KEYSTONE COLORADO - Feb 20 CINCINNATI - Feb 27-28 Tix + info: punchup.live/blairsocci Please come see me I love u thank u!

Ive always been super unsure about marriage but to add to it I can’t imagine ever having a wedding without my brother

No no no it cannot be tax time again right now

Men don’t like when women ask their birth time but a man knowing his birth time off the top of his head is way worse

Good night

AUSTIN TEXAS COME SPEND VALENTINES DAY WITH ME!!!! Tix: punchup.live/blairsocci/tickets

They raped. They murdered. They’re pedophilic murderers using racist and fascism as a shield.

AUSTIN TEXAS COME SPEND VALENTINES DAY WITH ME!!!! Tix: punchup.live/blairsocci/tickets

YES !!!!!

I’m 1:18 into the newest AFE with @blairsocci.bsky.social and it already doesn’t disappoint. (I also may have yelled FUCK YES when I saw that the Big Dog herself is the guest this week and I’ll never apologize for this.)

AUSTIN TEXAS Surprise I’m coming to @capcitycomedy Feb 13th and 14th!!! bring ur loved ones and valentines

My mom will not answer her phone during the day but only wants to talk at night when I am either working or non verbal!!!!!!! Please mother let me speak to u in the daylight!!!!!!!

Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara told his officers that they have a duty to intervene if they see ICE committing crimes and will be fired if they don't. We need a lot more of this. www.ms.now/news/minneap...

Men accuse women of overreacting but have u ever seen a man with a cold

@milesofgray.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social @blairsocci.bsky.social just listened to the Icon Marylin Monroe ep, loved it but now all I can say is GO HOME SOLITAAAAAIRE

HELL NO. This is a clear violation of the Constitution and a chilling look into the Administration’s plans to terrorize our communities. Kristi Noem has to go. Now.

U cant hurt me my whole life is a millennial pause

It is so painful for to learn that sausage is a class A Carcinogen

Have u watched this week’s episode of @spacedoutwithblairsocci?!! My producer surprised me several Aussie cuisines to try😄 UPCOMING STANDUP DATES: KEYSTONE, COLORADO Warren Station - Feb 20th CINCINNATI @commonwealthcomedyclub - Feb 27-28

Okay I have ordered the 3 setting noise canceling loop ear buds for my autistic ass

KEYSTONE COLORADO Im coming 4 ONE SHOW ONLY on Friday Feb 20th! Get ur tix here: punchup.live/blairsocci/t... Pls buy ur tickets early as this is the kindest thing u can do 4 comics, it drastically lowers our stress levels & makes touring way more enjoyable!Thanks I love u & can’t wait to see u

CINCINNATI I’m coming to Common Wealth Comedy Club Feb 27th and 28th. I can’t wait! Please buy ur tickets as early as possible thank u I love you Tix & more info here: punchup.live/blairsocci/tickets

It’s Wednesday and u know what that means, a brand new episode of Spaced Out with Blair Socci is out now! This one must be watched on YouTube cuz my producer surprises me with a bunch of Aussie foods to try! Subscribe and watch here: youtube.com/@blairsoccio...

Outside of tucked into a boot u will never ever ever see me in a skinny jean again that shit was not right for the buff bitches

U ever look down and see a nipple hair like holy shit that thing could poke an eye out

I was way uglier in 2016 u guys aren’t getting shit

I met four younger girl stand-ups last night who were so adorable and kind to me I almost cried I am not exaggerating even a little it was such a sweet moment of connection