ONE WEEK FROM TODAY SEATTLE FRIDAY JUNE 12

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Don’t drive below the speed limit ok it annoys me

I feel like if men saw the gigantic clots of blood that come out of me every month they would apologize

Oh my god spectrum is doing some maintenance thing all day and I don’t have internet wow this is exactly like little house on the prairie

I think people should get fined if they walk off reunion sets like a technical foul #summerhouse

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On this week’s Andy Richter Call-In Show, Blair Socci and I want to hear your DATING APP DISH! Tell us your worst or weirdest dating app stories, and we just might have you on the air. Leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google Form in my social bio. @blairsocci.bsky.social

I do wish sometimes that I could freaky friday with stanley tucci and host tucci in italy

Sometimes I think about how Tyra banks moved to Australia to sell heated ice cream

I just love the Ayo Edibri Chanel sunglasses billboard across from chateau marmont it makes me have a huge smile every time I’m driving to the store

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Have you watched David and me yet full episode on my YouTube below

Ally is not spelled correctly in its societally agreed upon form it’s not spelled like it sounds and it just makes me think of ally maine from a star is born every single time

Amazing Palm Cockatoo! A rock star!

It is an insanely gorgeous day in LA today thank you god !

I love having my hair and nails done after they are completed but absolutely haaaaate getting them done hate hate hate sitting there for so long it is impossible

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SEATTLE TWO WEEKS AWAY

Just put draino in my sink and cleaned the whole thing im grown up as hell

I’m so glad I only take a small handful of 100000 different supplements a day

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It’s David Gborie day on @spacedoutwithblairsocci !!! I love my friend so much this episode is a banger, go watch the full thing on my YouTube now 🦥🦥🦥 #sloths

I love owls.

I am calling for a nation wide ban on cologne in Ubers

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5 shows in the can in indianapolis I had a nice time thank u everyone who came I really appreciate u seattle up next june 12

Summer house reunion week and love island on the horizon things are looking up

I’m a few episodes into Off Campus and it’s making me believe in love again

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The number of animal communicators I follow on tiktok is prob reaching a limit

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Indianapolis THIS WEEKEND come see me Friday-Sunday I love u, send to ur friends Tix here: punchup.live/blairsocci

Just caught a mosquito with my LEFT hand n bitches still wannna try me!!!!!!

🚨HUGE EPISODE🚨of @spacedoutwithblairsocci put now with my beloved and extremely wise friend @resrieriao !! Leslie makes me laugh so hard, go watch her special Silky Smooth out now on YouTube. And watch this full episode of us on my YouTube! Thanks so much for supporting the podcast I love you all

I wish I didn’t need a PHD to operate the new iPhone camera

🚨HUGE EPISODE🚨of @spacedoutwithblairsocci put now with my beloved and extremely wise friend @resrieriao !! Leslie makes me laugh so hard, go watch her special Silky Smooth out now on YouTube. And watch this full episode of us on my YouTube! Thanks so much for supporting the podcast I love you all

American Kestrel (Falco sparverius) by Steve Gettle

An Osprey flying past the moon on the way back to the nest.

Critics are loving the big dog’s feet let the feet people in ur life know

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Lily Allen and I both have onlyfans for our feet

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Can everyone’s who’s not autistic stop talking about it on stage

🚨‼️ NEW EPISODE ‼️🚨of @spacedoutwithblairsocci out now with one of my favorite people on the planet @nataliepalamides !!! This episode truly made me laugh my ass off, go listen now! I am so lucky to be friends with Natalie who truly is one of one and will go down in history books.

My Netflix show is sold out tomorrow thank u god 🥹🥹🥹🥹😭🫶🏻