Just when I think I'm getting used to this new country and the various surprises along the way, I buy a pack of orange tic tacs. And they are white. Not orange. White.

Time to make myself a drink and set up a kitchen. Again. Then work a few overtime shifts, rip this kitchen out, and arrange a new kitchen.

What are some good comedy podcasts that have nothing to do with politics? Also not celebrity interviews.

I just realized how funny it is to have a close-knit community in Michigan (the mitten state).

If you’re looking to disconnect from the internet for a few hours, painting party at our place! By which I mean that we’re going to be painting today if anyone secretly loves painting walls one color. Also the internet sucks as usual. Also Salt Spring Shine is great.

This thrift shop has a jizz jar.

We now have permanent Canadian sins. I mean SINs.

After attending 5th grade graduation I take back everything bad I said about 8th grade grad music.

The instrumental playlist at this 8th grade graduation is interesting. Pink pony club, We can’t be friends, hot to go, and they snuck in Iris just for me to laugh at.

JB, I would be worried that ICE normalized flak jackets, face masks and unmarked vehicles in major US cities. All it takes for Iran to retaliate is a half dozen special operatives posing as ICE. This picture? That’s of Iran’s Army.

Worried for what this means for our military's ability to take Greenland

*emptying an AR-15 into my neighbor's house* NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE

Any Victoria friends have a recommendation for an orthodontist? Feel free to also DM if you don't want to dox where you currently go.

Is this a joke? It’s $80CAD. 700 pieces of what?

Website: we have logged you out. It is a good idea to close all browser tabs. Me: you leave my tabs out of this!!

not gonna be great

The cure for male loneliness is getting together with your bros and locking yourself in a chapel until you can agree on who the new pope should be.

It's a beautiful thing when two people who participated in group projects get married. Shenanigans forever.

@james.loadingreadyrun.com I feel bad. Let me get you a pack of MTG cards to make it up to you.

Putting this out there again because I really hate when I know that I disagree with someone, try to look past it, but then they stupidly open their mouth about something on YT that has nothing to do with bigfoot and then I can't listen to any more of their videos.

So let’s say you’re at Boston Pizza in Canada and baseball is on the TV. Boston vs Toronto. Who do you cheer for?

Does anyone know of any LGBT+ people who have YT channels about bigfoot, aliens, ghosts, general cryptids? Or at the very least someone liberal. I just want to find someone/multiple people so that I don't watch videos and support people I know I don't agree with on fundamental rights.

It's a bit wild being here during election season. Blue sign? That person is shit. Red sign? That person is slightly left of shit. Obviously green is better, I don't remember who orange is, but just trying to adjust my brain to blue = bad is rough.

Ryan Gosling is staring in the worst named Star Wars movie ever? Praise Jesus that something finally came along to make me forget about the destruction of the US for a minute. Is this how we all start to love The Phantom Menace?

Did anyone ask why he wasn't wearing a dress shirt and tie? I mean, there's a dress code for the Oval unless you're musk or kid rock.

Whenever I hear the song Iris by Goo Goo Dolls I start laughing because City of Angels was such a bad movie.

I can’t even begin to explain how weird it is to walk up to a school, open the door, and walk in.

Last night before 1st practice: Mom, I don’t even know any of the rules or how to play. Me: That’s ok. Just show up, say I’ve never played or seen a game, then just have fun. Coach after practice: she’s doing great and we’re so happy to have her on the team!

Great comic timing from the Danes here.

Whether it's liberal Jon Stewart making jokes about the president's felony convictions or conservatives Jesse Watters and Greg Gutfeld making jokes about an innocent man currently being tortured in a Salvadoran prison, both sides tell jokes about America's justice system.

I heard it's Liberation Day. So I took some time out from trolling @loadingreadyrun.com to submit my application for PR in Canada. But we're only 12 minutes in, so I guess I can go back to my previously scheduled trolling.

hard to believe an elon musk product fell apart and exploded at the finish line

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Just putting this out there again since I posted late last night.

Do any Victoria friends want to grab a drink (or many) and bitch about politics from happy hour until close some night? Let me know. Can also grab coffee. I guess. If I have to. But like a 3 hour coffee date. Not coffee hour.

“Don’t you put it in your butt” To the tune of “Don’t you put it in your mouth” Ya know, infomercials for adults. #DinnerConversationsWithTheKids

I’m letting everyone at work know that if the US starts a war with Canada, they need to take my family hostage and keep us here and force me to continue working.

Bookmarking this for when my grandchild are asking their parents why they left America. H.R.1161 - To authorize the President to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland and to rename Greenland as "Red, White, and Blueland". www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

Island living achievement unlocked: taking a ferry to complete important tasks on the mainland.

Hi Vancouver friends! @geo-meg.bsky.social @backslashton.bsky.social @megapamplemousse.bsky.social @wiggins.bsky.social

I don’t think I’ll ever be this Canadian

So PFAS are ok to put in the water in the US. I met patients who had cancer from living in a PFAS dumping area. It's his supporters in rural areas who are going to get the worst of everything he's doing. I keep telling people here that Americans favorite hobby is voting against their best interests.

I have signed up for bluesky. I've done the thing Hi hello

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This is just to say I have eaten the democracy that was your America and which you were probably saving for your children Forget it it was delicate it was for sale so it sold

Cannot stop thinking about how Octavia Butler wrote a book in 1993 about climate change. It opens with deadly fires in LA in 2025. In the story, a fascist President has just won office with the campaign slogan "Make America Great Again." She was a modern day Nostradamus. If only we'd listened.

We're building a wall and making Trump pay for it to keep out all his illegal guns, fentanyl, and hate propaganda. #Canada #BorderWall #Trump #cdnpoli #cdnpolitics

Happy New Year! It’s gonna be a wild one so hold on tight and let’s just keep pushing through

Got my first paycheque in Canada today ❤️