I can't keep doing this every couple years. Pain, surgery, pain, recovery, pain, embarrassment, pain, shame, pain... #CHRONICpain

Guilt might be the worst. Guilt that others say isn't deserved. Talking with my therapist, I realized I have guilt about having joy...or even just satisfaction.

Just when you thought life couldn't get weirder and worse... #FML

For the record, I'm going to stop being the person you've grown to love (or tolerate). It was a ruse this whole time. I am - and have always been - a cheddar biscuit. I have come to accept this fact and will no longer live the lie just to get along

Sex is great, but have you ever not been able to sleep because you have arthritis everywhere and it's storming outside and now you've decided to stay up until 6am so you can order Walmart delivery to (hopefully) get it before 10am?

How I remember the difference between "affect" and "effect": It's almost never "effect"

It's storming at 4am in MN again and my arthritic ass is aching. Since I'm up, share the worst things to put on your #dating profile

I've been trying to come up with themes for our new rating system. This is in my Google Keep now THEME SONGS 1. Dunno 2. Dunno 3. Dunno 4. Dunno 5. Duck Tales l #dumsticks

Why does it storm at 1-6am every other day in #Minnesota ? I'm so tired!

Can we go back into quarantine?

I can't take much more of this

I can't take much more of this

*Mission Impossible music plays. Like, the original. Or Limp Bizkit*

Ugh, my sinuses are full all of a sudden, for seemingly no reason at all

Crazy and international #Oreo flavors O.o Shoon #Dumsticks

Walmart Delivery Guy: You Robert? Me: I am. WDG: Does it work? The special item I got for you. Me, even more confused: ...oh! Yeah, it's nice WDG: You must like bologna. Me: Yup. WDG: At least you're trying to eat healthy Me: Yup (The special item was KY warming jelly) #TFW #WTF #oversaid

Say his name and he appears I hate Brock Lesnar

maybe a mcdonald’s diet coke and a blunt will fix me

Sneak peek

In the case of a famous artist that could no longer create (eg Celine Dion), could they hire an impressionist and release new art under the artist's name? Would the impressionist have to change their name or register a stage name? And they made no secret of the plan... #ShowerThoughts

I have constant stressful dreams about driving and either being lost or my brakes not working. I'd love for Jesus to take the wheel, but god abandoned us long ago.

I can't real life any more

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Oh man, I'm going to take the biggest and best post-trip-shit ever.

I really hate "I've been hurting all day and am taking my night meds at 7:30pm to just end the day" pain

Have you wondered which are your most popular posts? Yep, there's a feed for that. (not mine, just one I enjoy... because it's all my posts... but only for me... for you, it's all your posts... just look, you'll get it) bsky.app/profile/did:...

I ran out of envelopes. I ordered some online. A box with a box of envelopes is being mailed to me. From USPS. A mailman will deliver it. A mailman is delivering a box with a box of envelopes for mailing stuff to my mailbox. I'll use envelopes to give to the mailman to deliver to someone else...

*rolls eyes* "I blocked this person and everyone I know should also block them, because we are the Mean Girls collective hive mind. They should not be welcome at our lunch table." Some adults, man. Some adults...

Becket kinda sounds like a whiny bitch, but that's just my opinion thehill.com/opinion/camp...

Just ate a can of sausage gravy, but I had some carrots an hour later, so I think you'll agree the diet is going well

Aw shit, son! I got my 3dfx Voodoo 3 card! I get to advance three spaces!

"That fuck got chicked!" #oversaid after watching a women's rugby tackle. I messed up the order of the words, but, surprisingly, it still works

Gonna go live with pre-release game Tamarak Trail on YouTube and Twitch in 25 minutes. Come hang out. rc3ard.com/2023/09/24/t...

Man, the 80s were crazy

Petition to start calling cum jatz. We can do this all day Disney

(Jerrsh noises) #clips www.instagram.com/reel/CxksSkb...

excited to announce that I'll be hosting the second Quake Brutalist Jam on Slipseer and the QM discord! participants will create singleplayer maps in Quake 1 (Copper progs) focused on the harsh and hostile architectural style of Brutalism. link to event on Slipseer in comments

(TW: self harm) Night is the worst. I'm reminded of my mistakes, living in my failures. And my failures are legion. I debate my future and second guess my choices. I want to cut and sleep and eat... Night is the worst.

Ugh. I'm so tired, but hurting so much. Been raining all damn day.

"Is it okay if I call you my girlfriend?" #oversaid This is why the right hates us

*me, at pot doctor* Can they tell I'm high? Nah, I'm killing this! *also me*

#meme

*left here without context or explanation*

Normal people have warm milk or a tea before bed. I remembered I got a package of marshmallows the other day. I'm not trying to impress anyone.

I dunno if I've ever laughed like that before... #clips rc3ard.com/2023/09/22/t...

Omfg, just rain already! My arthritis can't take this wishy-washy bullshit anymore

My phone: "YOUR GOOGLE PAY RECURRING CHARGE OF $18.75 HAS BEEN PROCESSED" Me, smiling like an idiot: "I wonder what that's for :)"