do we still call them skeets or did we decide this place was getting too reddit cringe?

i should probably stop using the app that only makes you nervous and angry huh

Haven't been on this app in quite a while. But. I'm a trans woman :)

Haven't been on this app in quite a while. But. I'm a trans woman :)

In OG Dragon Ball, one of Goku's friends defeated a vampire by posing like a cross. This implies that Jesus Christ existed and was crucified in the Dragon Ball universe. In this essay I will-

i barely even post on here why is an army of sexy bot accounts finding me

it's octover

Thank you Peacock! I love pausing a show to try and read something closely, only for an ad to overtake the entire screen. Great design!

In OG Dragon Ball, one of Goku's friends defeated a vampire by posing like a cross. This implies that Jesus Christ existed and was crucified in the Dragon Ball universe. In this essay I will-

What if we... Made out next to the cum Oreos? Haha jk... ...unless?

Happy Thanksgiving (or so I have been told)

I've never watched friends, but I've gotten the full experience through people yelling "PIVOT!" at me while moving furniture.

Oh my god the freaks on Twitter are back to thinking a transvaginal ultrasound is something trans people get

Sega PlayStation

The peacemaker show is very good :)

So you're telling me a pumpkin spiced this latte

Earlysky

When you think about it, it's still latesky right now, just very, very latesky

Your honor you don't understand, I have a severe fetish for Owen Wilson

...cum? *Studio audience applauds*

"Oh shit I'm sorry" "Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our di-"

I saw a promoted Ad on Twitter from a guy with like 80 followers hyping up his Twitch stream and you know what, I respect that hustle

Latesky more like Uhhhh Don't send skeet

hey alexa play ram ranch

TWO TRUCKS HOLDING HANDS TWO TRUCKS HOLD HANDS THE PASSION, THE PASSION IS MORE THAN I CAN WITHSTAND

TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX MY MUSCLES, MY MUSCLES INVOLUNTARILY FLEX

It turns out iCarly was actually a really weird fucking show

"no babe I swear I loved your cooking and ate every bite- what do you mean why are my teeth still hard?"

Reject sleep, embrace 8 hour retrospective video essay about iCarly

The Count of Monte Crisco

Babe, your posts haven't been unhinged and meta at all lately, is everything okay?

what the fuck is a skibidi toilet

I am the giant rat that makes all of the rules

Yes I've been putting off this email for weeks. Yes, it'll only take five minutes and drastically improve things in my life. Of course I can't complete this basic task

haha yeah gender :)

*one person likes my post* ah yes, a hit skeet *sips monster energy and returns to the drafts folder*

MODS MODS COME QUICK

trying to fall asleep at 3am like

Non fungible tokens are way less delicious than they sound

It just hit me that TERFs who want to legislate away things that don't affect them are just like anti-pineapple on pizza gatekeepers

Not to get political or anything but who the fuck actually gatekeeper pizza toppings, eat pineapple on pizza I don't care I'm just not gonna do it.

trying to fall asleep at 3am like

Whenever I make a post, air raid sirens in the distance warning you to take cover

3 am thoughts but at 3 pm

Brewsky, but we all just have a cold one with the boys

they did surgery on a grape

fortfite

hey sorry i didn't respond to your message my brain just sometimes turns into a black hole from which nothing can escape