Friend: What are you doing for Valentine’s Day next week? My single ass:

“Show me a comic you loved when you were 13, that’s all I need to know about you” - Brad Meltzer

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

I saw someone say if they fought any DC comic character it would be Oracle (Barbara Gordon) because she can’t fight in a wheelchair. I reminder you, THIS is Babs when she was in a wheelchair.

Fröhliche Weihnachten! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from your favorite blue elf to all my friends and family this season!

Had a guy I only met a couple of times comes up to me and call me “skinny fat” before telling me how to “fix my weight problem”. Thanks for reinforcing my body issues unprovoked.

Anxiety mixed with depression is always a blast when you reach the end of the year and start thinking about all the ways you believe that you failed as a person, and spiraling further as a result of it.

I just think he’s neat.

Snow is a helluva drug…

EXCALIBUR! Meggan - @londonheartsu.bsky.social Captain Britain - @vera_vandal Phoenix - @sierramm.bsky.social Shadowcat - @uncannythreads Nightcrawler- @amdiazart.bsky.social Major Thanks to our photographer & editor! 📸 - @photograsaurus-rex.bsky.social 🖥️ - @num1xmncosplay

“Robin is a symbol just as much as Batman is. It isn’t just a symbol of the law, it’s a symbol of justice. And Batman needs a Robin.” — Tim Drake, Young Justice Secret Origins 📸 @aleksvuphotography (on IG and Twitter)

“Danke.” “‘Thank you’? For what?” “I always find things so much better… when I know exactly who I am beating into submission.” - #Nightcrawler to the Acolytes (#Excalibur #71) 📸 @photograsaurus-rex.bsky.social New tail by @colbymelvin.bsky.social

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

Thinking back to high school, I relate so much to Deathdream here.

ICYMI 📚 @dianedarcy.bsky.social digs into why #DCComics doesn’t really have a continuity problem — it has a canon fixing problem. From Crisis on Infinite Earths to today’s New History of the DC Universe, here’s why constant retcons keep breaking DC’s heroes:

Wolverine being able to piece together exactly what happened in a crime scene just by smell to where images of the events play out for him is some kooky procedural drama BS from the early 2000’s stuff. #WolverineandtheXMen

I swear this show cannot go 2 minutes without them mentioning his holy one, Wolverine. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again when it’s comes to #WolverineandtheXMen:

Ugh… I hate how in “Breakdown” they paint Wolverine to be the “good guys” cuz he refuses to fight Cyclops, but then show Scott to be the violent, possessive & toxic boyfriend. Again this show goes out of its way to make Logan into a saint at the cost of other characters.

Weird relationship that Wolverine and the X-Men hinted at was Angel & Storm. I get that show really sidelined Storm to where she was largely a background character but after her intro episode, her only subplot was implying she & Angel were maybe a thing. And they had zero chemistry.

I know this is an outdated stereotype, but since Superman the Animated Series was created in the 90’s was John Henry Irons supposed to be gay coded? I only ask because they animated him with his earring in the right ear, which back in the 90’s was seen as an indication of being gay.

I love Maggie Sawyer in the Superman the Animated Series, particularly as the first openly gay character in the DCAU. But that being said, madam you are a police officer. Put on some pants. Bare legs does not seem wise in your line of work.

I’m re-watching the Batman/Superman: World’s Finest DCAU movie, and did not realize as a kid how many people joker probably killed by using the LexWing to bomb Metropolis. Even though Batman and Superman stopped the attack, thousands of people were probably injured or killed.

So that rando on my TikTok who got pissed that other characters dared to have white streaks of hair, quickly descended into a fascinatingly weird martyr complex about how Rogue is allegedly mistreated & started actively attacking other characters & their fans who get favoritism?

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

I have someone on my TikTok account trying to gatekeep characters who have a white streak in their hair, because it’s too similar to Rogue, and apparently no one else is allowed to have Poliosis except her.

We need *her* in politics:

Not to be the left-wing Second Amendment guy, but trans folks (and all queer people) have the same fundamental right to protect themselves as cishet white dudes. Exercise it.

Part of the marketing for the 2000 X-Men movie was a fake campaign site for an bigoted senator full of articles on the mutant threat, including one about how mutants need to be stopped ... because of their unfair advantage in high school sports.

Random person stops me on the street. Rando: Had anyone ever told you that God loves you? Me: God needs to accept I’m just not into him like that.

yes hello i am in this!!!

Same

I’ll be moderating the X-Men Fans United: Celebrating Mutant Cosplay panel tomorrow at @longbeachcomiccon.bsky.social! With @londonheartsu.bsky.social, @meshellwaffleo.bsky.social, @grojo.bsky.social, Suzukichan & X.X.Xavier!

K-Pop Demon Hunters Sing-a-Long with my friend Angie who has never seen it!

And now introducing my new Nightcrawler tail, courtesy of @colbymelvin.bsky.social! Thanks for this amazing new tail!

Welp it’s time. I’m retiring my original Nightcrawler trail. After years of loyal use, it’s time to rest little tail.

people: how’s your summer? me:

“…worth it... I...I believe in you.” - Nightcrawler about Hope Summers Knowing that the three of us would be in these costumes on Saturday at @theuncannyexp.bsky.social , we could not miss the opportunity to relive the absolute devastation of this moment from “Second Coming” in X-Force (V3) #11

finally, Marvel giving us Loki’s Puerto Vallarta pass around party bottom design

Don’t mess with Nightcrawler’s alternate universe daughter! Magneto: @colbymelvin.bsky.social Nocturne: @loganstoneofficial.bsky.social Val Cooper: @dmandamartini.bsky.social (she also filmed)

Drama Club with #Nightcrawler Saturday • Hellfire Room • 12:00 PM – 12:50 PM at @theuncannyexp.bsky.social! theuncannyexperience.com

I mean Ancient Greece wasn’t that far off from an Atlantis Cruise… But seriously I can’t wait to see this musical!

Wicked Act ii (spoilers)

Morning run!

When the guy you had the biggest crush on but they started dating someone else literally just before you could ask them out, is now in a serious relationship with someone else, but you can’t bring yourself to be mad because they are so good together and so happy.

I feel like my eventual death will come at the hands of a hit-and-run. I’ve nearly been run over four times in the last week by drivers who actively ignore pedestrians using the crosswalk when it’s our turn. I don’t know how much longer my luck is gonna last.

We work hard, we play hard.

i dont like the idea of cyclops having two spaghetti meals in one day