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i would be a wonderful house husband btw . i can bake . i can cook . i am a delight to have around . ignore the mental illness .

wolf among the flock

fit check (?)

sheep girl (doodle)

a goregrind band with themes of gender dysphoria called back alley bottom surgery \m/

i love roguelike gambling

how to funny?

ᗵ⚉ꞎ𐌊ㄷ𝟆ᗵϦ٩ჩ𝖉ﺂㄷཥㄷ⫙ല𝟆𝓯🜄𝓯ปㄷꞎลꞎ𝖟უล𝒿٩ϦᗵϦ┍Ϧㄷป𝖃⚉ﮑ⫙ﮑ⫙ലཥﮑﺂﮑგᗵཥ٩ཥ٩//ล𐌊ﮑ𝒿ﮑჩ𝖉უ┍ﺂﮑ⚉ᗵ𝟆ﮑ⫙𝖟𝟆𝖃Ϧ𝖃ჩﮑปﮑ⚉┍⚉┍უ𝖃ჩﮑ𝟆𝖟⫙𝖟⫙𝖟/𝖟/ล⚉ᗵཥലჩ┍Ϧ┍ﺂᗵ𐌊٩

why is his first name donkey? he is a gorilla?

normalize cheeseposting

normalize cheeseposting

Playing my penis like squidwards clarinet

mushrooms 👍

marijuana 👍

"shat" is top 5 words of all time

imagine hating me and i'm just here like

the minds of women are unknowable. fish fear me

i love ron swanson

here is my Son, he is Cheese. fat and stupid #cat

god i love slop!!!!!!!!!! give me some good gruel!!!

yeah Brat summer but how about Jar Of Flies autumn??

the scientist gives me his toughest situations because i am his best beast

she O on my Peth till i HEYYYY

i’m an album girly playlists are cool but listening to an entire album in order, the way the artist intended? that’s where it’s at for me personally

what are posts called on here is there a word for it

trying to get dumber

good evening "twitter"

shenis

i never ask “how’s everybody doing tonight” between songs because i already know the answer is “woo”

chat is this real?