First costume, drag Halloween. Very cutesy. Second costume, comedy show. Very nerdy.. next weekend, scary scary 🙏🏿

Napheesa Collier's full statement at the beginning of her exit interview. She directly quotes conversations with Cathy Englebert that legitimately call into question how the WNBA is being led. (Part 1/2) #WNBASky

Having a cat lay on your chest while it's purring literally feels like being charged up

Being too productivity oriented is the death of life

For some reason been thinking about fried tofu lately. What is wrong with me send help

People who want to focus on SS needing to stop dealing with white women or young women when that man is on like his third assault allegation

Brother I'm running on something like day 3 of the 4am blowout making it through my days on sheer will, cat love, and stimmies

At a time of mass layoffs I'm appreciative of being in a field that still maintains unions

Friendship couples are fine except when the other person doesn't know that they're in one. Then it's just manipulation.

😂 IKYFL..it’s the lack of proper signage…I never know where to go. And why is TSA/clear a mile away from everything else? Their subway was down one time and I got in at like 1am and had to walk to my terminal which was a ridiculous walk!! I avoid that airport at all costs.

Honestly the worst airport in the country…by far!!

Atlanta airport is the pits. No way y'all think this is good design. Have you been literally anywhere else?? Airports can be better than this

Me and a girl without a name having our lists.

Yep. I added him to the list of obits I’m longing for

Me too

As painful as possible.

Anyway, I hope Diddy dies.

What part of California has the most transplants cause native Californians are simply not my type

Rice and broth gonna do it every time

New city, new cat, new (large) apartment, new job. Next new couch and new car. Then, Beyonce 🙏🏿

Thinking about this man who said I asked him random questions when the first question he ever asked me was "what's your favorite cereal"

Seeing people say they haven't known a day of peace since November really does hammer home how much an active genocide really was/is a non factor to so many people

Like I really did this poor, I did it in pain, I did it ill, I did it disabled, and dealing with ptsd symptoms greatly exacerbated by stress. I did it even with all the naysayers in my field who thought I was being too different. Bless me for real.

Officially a doctor, start my professor job in less than a month, making twice as much as I ever expected, and had so many people show up for me at my defense 😭 like man what a great life I've created for myself

I'm really living my life in the best way I can

This man asked me if I'm a DD. Please sir be serious. My J has not seen those small letters in years

Blessed and highly favored

You know that thing that therapists say about butterflies actually being a sign of anxiety because the person you're with leaves you with uncertainty? Turns out they were right

CC is such a defensive liability idk how she's at the top

I did braids with the knots this time around and yeah knotless won't be seeing me again. No braiding gel required, hair full, and faster.

Hmm, yes but that state of mind should extend outward 🙂‍↕️ I want to see someone so put together that I praise God

Shit idk maybe I'll start a campaign. I'm a part of the problem smh in my sweats and sneakers

People at the airport don't never be looking fine. I gotta change this.

If he gets off I hope somebody shoots him rs

Are We Dating the Same Guy is doing GOD’S work.

Thunderbolts was good. Felt like they got rid of/lessened some of the things that were making the mcu annoying (the endless quips from every character)

....a nigga caught me slipping and I'm sick

If a man asks me what man put me onto something interesting he would simply have to go to hell

Thinking about my consciousness disappearing one day trips me out

The scene in WandaVision where Vision says, “What is grief, if not love persevering?”

When Groot says, “We are Groot.” I love Guardians so much! 😭

This was the first one that came to mind

What if my soulmate doesn't like sleeping with the TV on....

You ever look back on moments of your childhood and are like "what the fuck was up with that"

Really not a fan of people going nowhere fast. Has no one ever taught you to savor the journey? This why y'all be chasing destinations

Someone fill me in on what dating Aquarius men is like

There is a brand of Black people who get aggressively excited to be in white spaces that's just not my type

Move

Having pets will really bring the most random moment of comedy to your life