3 strikeouts. the worst luck for that guy #mariners

hmmm refsnyder struck out poor guy has the worst luck

ya gotta figure putting a guy down to the 9 slot in the batting average comes before the dfa so by my calculations we still have refsnyder for a few more weeks. dan isn't going to do anything drastic. so anyways today he is batting cleanup with an 8 wrc+. eight. #mariners

introduce yourself w/ … bands you’ve seen live butthole surfers beach house boygenius pogues david byrne babes in toyland bob dylan neutral milk valerie june tom waits cmat dan & peggy reeder lorde fishbone

does refsnyder have some kind of dirt on dan wilson?

i don’t even pay enough taxes to make a difference in a teachers life is a helluva brag from one of the world’s richest men

Kind of feel like we especially don’t need fancy law explainers at the moment. “Can the president just take money when he wants?” A third grader could answer this. A Yale law prof is likelier to write the wrong answer so their 2L can work for Alito

Cool, cool, so the NFL endorses Jim Crow 2.0.

why do we debase ourselves for this crooked clown?

hell yeah see you at the game colt

The Mariners have got to stop subbing out their better bats in the middle innings trying to play matchup. The lineup turns over and in the highest leverage points you’re stuck with Rob Refsnyder facing Mason Miller. It just has to change.

fuck me, @profanity.accountant

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does jay buhner listen to effectively wild? anyhow he kind of name dropped the podcast in the top of the 6th @megrowler.fangraphs.com @benlindbergh.bsky.social

low key excited for this one i got to see him pitch last time in seattle throwing 37 hilarious pitches and recording one (1) out

fuuuck this

slightly increase a band vampire three day weekend

when democrats regain power we are *definitely* going to need another commission to study this issue

got a ticket for friday night at the @fireinthemountains.bsky.social festival on blackfoot land. going partly because i need to take a solo vacation those days but also: 16 motherfuckin horsepower is playing a reunion gig! the rest of the show is mostly metal but still super stoked!! #musicsky

he is describing a shrinking economy

on the broadcast today they had a long ramble about the mental skills coach on the mariners and man, if anyone is more deserving to be fired for not doing their job...

disqualifying

the cognitive decline continues to new depths. here he is waiting for breakfast that he ate 20 minutes ago

funny but in the 80s the oldies stations played music from the 60s and today, well, they still play music from 60s bon iver really is oldies by that (reasonable) metric we used to use

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o man i am not a fighter but in the right circumstance i could wreck someone

halfway thinking of shirking everything and heading to the mariners $12 seats. any mariners people doing same?

random thought, but how does pão de queijo work? i have made them and it is just tapioca flour and cheese with milk and egg with no leavening. but still you get a nice little puffy guy with air pockets. what the hell?

i used to tell a joke about the trains by my house -- would i be able to sleep at night knowing there is more risk to someone wandering on the tracks in the middle of the night if the trains didn't blow their horns at a gadzillion decibels? but these mfers are serious

as a seahawks fan when i think back to the first superbowl with the patriots and think about how we lost because we made the stupid decision to pass on 4th and short, i put the blame on the coach. i don't say that it is the linebackers from the patriots fault for not leaving more passing lanes

is it still the ship of theseus if all the mariners get put on injured reserve and replaced with minor leaguers?

when grogu grows up will he have proper diction like the mandolorian or is poor sentence structure a kind of species essentialism in the star wars universe?

a balk is when the umpire awards an extra base to a runner for reasons nobody has ever been able to discern

i never know about the ‘kids these days’ articles because i remember reading this same article when i was in college back in the previous century

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I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire

i will never understand how naylor on the bases is sometimes the only thing a pitcher can think about and other times he is absolutely invisible to them #mariners

would that it were an out but honestly just glad the ball didn't come out of the shirt with a gigantic glob of beeswax or resin or some other incriminating substance

this is what my dog looks like when she is happy to see me. i legitimately think she is trying to smile by showing teeth like humans do 😁

ok a bad line up but not sure what dan can do? cal needs to dh after a night game so garver it is; donovan is out so we have rivas. joe is terrible but naylor still needs to get right too. and refsnyder is absolutely going to get a hit this month or maybe next ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

bullshit to spy on someone’s phone and put it on blast don’t do this shit

this is legitimately great. would that it were a tad more massive attack-y but sampling another waits song makes it lean very waits-y

ok the mariners bats are broken but just on the statue and metaphorically

the Astros just got swept by the Rockies and have a team ERA of 6.05 (30th in MLB) the Mariners just got swept by the Rangers and have a team OPS of .581 (30th in MLB) starting Friday, it's the stoppable force vs. the movable object: Mariners/Astros 4-game series in Seattle

not an expert or anything but i think when luke raley hits a double he should run to second base. #mariners

who told these people that calling anything a republican does is a distraction is the height of being savvy?