this is correct and democrats need to make it loud and clear that people following illegal orders will be prosecuted

mariners magic number lfg

my thought about the situation is cal freakin raleigh

technologically advance a band: squirrel nut velcros

woke up thinking about the catch #robles #mariners

wow flaming lips were way off

victor robles man.

crawford box ass dinker

absolutely 150 career homers!

thicccy henderson with a steal!

right now cleveland is 2 games behind the mariners and if the playoffs happened right now houston boston and detroit- all 1 game behind the mariners would be in, seattle would have a bye, and the guardians would be out

Dems ought to be telling people now these letters are worth absolutely nothing.

if the playoffs started today the mariners would have a bye for division leader with 2nd best record and the guardians would be done. but the guardians are only 2 1/2 games behind the mariners. in between are detroit houston and boston. detroit is tied but houston and boston 8 or 9 games to go lfg

BIG BALLS BRYAN WOO

fuck i dunno if i am ready for this houston series woo, cal, geno, and julio might have to step up because of my lack of production #mariners

i know about hunter brown of the astros but there is also a hunter green in cincinnati? do the mariners need to get a hunter, say, blue or yellow?

bassist for mj lenderman wearing a katie wilson for mayor shirt. @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social

letting-moss-grow-on-your-ass-ass animal

dan wilson just stole first lmao

seattle city council is just useless. the population is growing and the number of cars is remaining steady and policy should reflect the reality of our city; now the suburban subdivision fantasy that our councilmembers think our city is

I am antifa

well that headline is a bleak string of words

this was gonna be the highlight of shows this year so bummed :(

Hey, maybe Barnard can invite some of the pro-Palestinian students they expelled to come back to campus to speak! /s

oh no

HOLY WHAT CAL RALEIGH!!!!!!

BIG DUMPER

CAL FREAKIN RALEIGH!!!!

etsy witches are selling their wares for just $15 i mean it isn't right but at those prices who can afford not to try

ok second time back to the park since the @notb0br055.bsky.social witch unfucked the team. of course the mariners won, they are fully unfucked. but also! both times there were no proselytizers with extra loud bullhorns telling people they are going to hell. did the witch hex those mfers?

here is what i accomplished today #mariners #witchcraft

fuuuuck every damn day this shit happens

probably best tickets i have had all year

off to see the mariners tonight. woo on the mound! woo!

7-0 since a guy paid an etsy witch to fix the mariners

i kind of feel bad mocking this misguided but selfish lady but if you like trees city density is what you do and that is some terrible art

lmao she knows who it was and how it leaked

it is honestly wild how so many people give legalese like caveats to anything they say. "i wholly condemn all murder,...."

i always thought the mj lenderman song was about something farcical but did i really know farcical when that record was released?

two homers after meeting his hero as ever yankees suuuuuuck

figures aaron judge is uber jacked for trump

scriptwriters be like: 'look robin there is a clue' 'it is a riddle, batman! but who could it be from?'

Ezra Klein isn’t theorizing Charlie Kirk. He is theorizing politics. And he is saying that Charlie Kirk’s brand of white supremacy was a good way of doing politics. I hope you all recognize now that Ezra is a total fucking ghoul

damn that is huge without the three biggest arms too

broadcaster: "the etsy witch is real" lmao #mariners

well someone must've farted during their moment of silence

i am fully aware that the mask has been off with the times but this feels like they have simply now discarded the mask and they are proud of their ugly face

anyways in more important news today how the hell did the rangers sweep the brewers?

got no thoughts got no prayers