This sentence is wild

Biden should test the limits of Presidential immunity and force SCOTUS to issue rulings limiting Presidential powers. Get that precedent on the books now. Don't let Trump be the test case, BE the test case yourself. You know SCOTUS won't limit him, but they will limit you, & thus him. DO SOMETHING.

Why has Chad Michael Murray become small town guy that saves small business in time for Christmas? Lucas Scott had bigger plans than this!

My boyfriend told me he would watch a Christmas movie with me… if it was a Christmas horror. 😂 Help!

Does anyone else have a friend they communicate with solely via specialty memes? I only send my friend memes about soup (of which there are surprisingly numerous). We have no other regular contact. The soup is enough to sustain us.

I need new gym fits. Who is meant to have the best Black Friday sales? #gymsky #fitnesssky #fitsky #gymgirls

You don’t need a scale in a West Indian family. Someone will tell you when you getting big #islandsky

I don’t know why but a paper cut feels like such an archaic injury to get.

Is it too late to post it? A good day for Bermuda to win some football ⚽️🇧🇲

Lady Saw’s “Ninja Bike” was one of the first songs I learned all the words to as a kid, I thought we were being towed on mopeds by assassins.

something important I learned today: structurally, bluesky isn't really "a website where people post things" Instead, each *user* is effectively a website. Bluesky is an app for posting to your site and managing/following your web ring. Which is cool and clever! but can also be *very dangerous*

I just checked in for a site visit and the elderly man on the reception desk said, “Oh, I know that name. Are you a writer? I think I’ve read work of yours. But not in a while. You should put more out there.” Wow. Let me get to work.

Did I just spend the past 6 hours building a video downloader for the heck of it? Yes, yes I did lol... bsvdl.fly.dev

While I’m finding new networks here lemme try to tap in with the gym girlies. I’m a dedicated meal prepper, and trying to lift heavier every session. #GymSky #FitnessSky #FitSky

Had me digging in the archives for these and still couldn’t find the most recent. Clearly it’s time to play mas again. 🇧🇲 #IslandSky #AddToIslandSky

How do I make my following timeline show in chronological order?

👋🏾 Yo, I'm Kayla. Milennial. Artist. 🇧🇲🇺🇸 🌺 Building my own brand/small biz 🌴 Everyday island life 🖼️ Art - making, discussing, studying, sharing. 🤎 Cozy games and cute stuff, Sanrio, Sims, Crafts, Lego, Animal Crossing, 🫶🏾 Star Trek, AtLA/LoK, Abbott, #LocSky #PromoSky #ArtistsofBlueSky

Starting a list of 🇧🇲's to follow. Keep an eye out for more and let me know if I've missed anyone.

There’s nothing quite like getting to your destination but being unable to get out of the car because the song playing is such a banger.

There is no coffee. Nobody is safe this morning.

quit complaining about stores playing christmas music in november and start writing some thanksgiving songs. we wouldn’t be in this situation if thanksgiving had bangers

I just watched Smile 2 and now I cannot sleep. I don’t know why I do this (horrors) to myself.

Its impossible to think of Thanksgiving without thinking of the Kitchenista. Sis dropped so much knowledge. I'm still working my way through her cookbooks.

It was a good day to win some football. ⚽️🇧🇲

Our radius of concern for people must be expansionary in this moment. Retreating into ourselves individually is self-defeating. Selfishness will be self-defeating.

I’m realizing how little of my twitter following list I actually saw as I’m migrating my followings over. Some of these folks I’m looking at like, “who tf are they and did I ever see their tweets?” I’m sure I had a good reason to follow them on there, so let’s see if 🦋 lets me see everything here.

Do I make my football posts here now, even though the Bermudians haven’t arrived yet?! It’s a good day for Bermuda to win. 💖⚽️🇧🇲

We are really and truly back.

Oh, I needed this about 8 hours ago.

“You came across my skyline” sound like some romantic shit lmao

So.... We REALLY not gonna revisit "skeet"?

Has KMFW joined bluesky yet? The way she has snatched up my phone and saved me from myself is stuff made for TV.

This might sound ridiculous but yesterday I had my car valeted in Bermuda for the first time. As a girl who hates to park, I truly need this service everywhere. Wow. How was I living before?!

Twitter:

You might as well have Mr Beast dunk on Michael Jordan next. Since we just doin whatever at this point

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY PALESTINE 🇵🇸🫶🥺 #FreePalestine

Ok. I’m here. Are we all here. Who’s not in the car? Can we go yet? Are we late?!