“You have been murdered, signed The Secret Traitor” From the new Private Eye, out now.

So it was Badenoch *personally* who stabbed Britain in the back during the Greenland crisis! Simply unbelievable. Ought to be a resignation matter. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

Some great chilled electronic music for study/work focus: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IPc...

Well played Uruguay 🇺🇾

The tinfoil hat brigade who want to live more than 15 minutes from the nearest school, doctors and shops, should be sent to live in the Outer Hebrides.

Mark Carney has delivered one of the most important speeches of our era. There is a better future waiting for Britain if we dare to follow his example. inews.co.uk/opinion/trum...

Trump is wrong. The US already operates a major military base in Greenland today and monitors missiles and regional threats from there. Existing agreements with Denmark allow the US to expand its military presence as needed. Owning Greenland would not improve U.S. defenses.

Farage is a 5th Columnist traitor. Throw him in The Tower.

If Scotland boycotts the World Cup, this would be the first year that we're not knocked out at the group stage.

Pretty sure listening to 70 mins straight of Mr Blobby would have been more intelligible. #Davos

Brilliant speech by Carney at #Davos 🇨🇦

BBC viewers can access Mark Rutte's inner monologue by pressing the red button.

Equally concerned & inspired by General Sir Richard Shirreff's interview on the BBC just now. Things are changing and we need to adapt. Cut ties with the USA 🚫🇺🇸 The UK 🇬🇧 needs to rally around with the Commonwealth 🇨🇦🇦🇺🇳🇿 & EU 🇪🇺 #davos #BBC

Donald Quixote

I'll try not to take this one personally 😅 bsky.app/profile/east...

Keir Starmer says he won’t yield on UK’s position on Greenland under pressure from US president. “I will not yield. Britain will not yield on our principles and values about the future of Greenland and the threats of tariffs.”

Live Meme, or Die (Don't Thread on Me)

"Come on then, yer orange bast'd!"

Excellent news! Wind power is now easily outcompeting fossil fuels.

A bit of good news: wind turbines are now more cost effective than gas infrastructure. As green energy continues to develop, it will inevitably outcompete fossil fuels as they become rarer & harder to extract. It totally makes sense to harness this energy in our breezy corner of NW Europe.

I made a battery in primary school using a lemon, two crocodile clips and a lightbulb from an old Ford Cortina. It's well easy

"Come on then, yer orange bast'd!"

"Look, I get it, he's mental but what the fuck do you want me to do?" - Labour +45%

I too now think there's a strong case for closing US military bases in the UK, however, denuclearising and leaving NATO altogether would be a disaster right now. The Greens have great policy in some areas IMO, but they need a drastic rethink on this one. We'd be sitting ducks to foreign aggression.

Hearing rumours of another Tory defection to Reform

I mean worth a shot surely? It’s not like he had a clue where Venezuela was on the map before he ordered the invasion…

Give that planetoid a promotion!

Satire is dead

Monty Python was well ahead of its time. They predicted 99% of social media interactions.

In fairness, I've believed this for a while irrespective of political party, and not just because Reform seem to be benefiting from defections currently... petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Flooded Fenlands

1066 is still a sore memory for poor old Douglas

My first attempt at some journalism. Very pleased with the result! A huge thanks to the team at @eastangliabylines.co.uk for giving me this opportunity & publishing the article 🙂 #sustainability ♻️

Did someone say beveragino? #Friday

"I be droppin' phat beats, aint got no election defeats. Some of ya say you hate #Starmer, because I'm a farmer harmer. But take a pew, because I got news for you. Britain might rejoin the EU, or the Erasmus scheme at least. And if that's too much for ya then just wait until inflation's decreased."

These Tory defections to Reform could be a boon to the progressive left. Reform loses its USP as a hard-right, anti-establishment disruptor and The Conservative Party can eventually return to sensible centre-right territory

Having a day off whilst playing Crash Bandicoot 3 and eating a Pot Noodle as the world goes down the toilet. It's surprisingly liberating!

To the LibDems, presumably? BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cr... Robert Jenrick sacked by Tories for 'plotting to defect' - live updates - BBC News

BBC News - Passengers fell out of seats as train sped at Hitchin junction - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The most inappropriate soundtrack to footage of an exploding nuclear bomb is a daytime TV jingle

Stupid Sexy Starmer