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Pictures taken in the middle of war ravaged Portland, OR.

I'd rather have faith in people and be proven wrong than not believe in people at all. Fucking sucks when my cynicism gets proven right, but oh well.

Sturdy boy :3

Fuck it, let's make it a thing 🥵 plus it's a perfect excuse to show off my most recent purchase 🥰

"Everything after Endgame was bad." Agatha All Along is better than Endgame.

Bodybuilding is a gateway drug to homosexuality. Homosexuality is also a gateway drug to bodybuilding.

"Lots of ways to help people. Sometimes heal patients. Sometimes execute dangerous people. Either way helps.” - Mordin Solus

Well, the last week just seems to have confirmed ever single insecurity I've had about my body, so I'm just gonna stay home, get stoned, and watch Frieren.

Hey cutie, wanna be boyfriends? I promise I’ll top you every night 😊

DC is sending him a message: GTFOH! 🫡🇺🇲

I am now aware of Landon Dickerson and I appreciate everyone’s efforts in making it so

My boyfriend is so fucking cute.

*steps on soap box* Akemi Homura and 9S are incels.

Hey boys I'm sweaty

Imagine removing me as a friend because I didn't fall for Johnny Depp's smear campaign against Amber Heard. #bye

During a conversation with a gym crush Me: Yeah, today is the 2 year anniversary of me going to the gym, but I've never really been able to make it consistent. I think I've been on and off every couple of months. Feels like a waste of money sometimes.

Expedition 33 is just French Nier: Automata I mean that as a compliment, btw.

William vs Mistress is the Kendrick vs Drake for the gays Mistress is delusional enough to think she's Kendrick 😬

It's a privileged position to believe that violence is never an answer.

Wallahi new meme just dropped. Mashallah.

I got a guy's number last night by just drunkenly stating "I seem to be attracted to neurodivergent pups."

The MVPs of Superman 2025

Good Christ, Emre is so hot.

Thicc? On Thursday?? More likely than you think.

Today's Bolin Fun fact: Evil Dead Remake and Evil Dead Rise both came out around my birthday. I forced my friends to see it with me as a birthday gift so I could watch their horrified reactions as entertainment. I'm awful lmao.

I'mma say it: M3GAN 2.0 is an improvement over the first film in the exact way that Terminator 2 was a better film than the first. Not because it "fixed" anything, but because it built off of what was established.

Sunday cuddles?

"What makes Zuko and Iroh redeemable, but not Azula?" Wild thought here, but whether or not a character is redeemable comes down to... whether or not they WANT to be redeemed.

Expedition 33 is an Isekai.

BREAKING: ICE agents are run off the property at Dodgers stadium. Fans, protestors and the LA Dodgers themselves have refused ICE agents access to Dodgers stadium. Here is LAPD escorting them off the estate. More of this! Resist. (🎥 Kevin Takumi, Fox L.A.)

The Joe Pesci of drag.

12 years apart.

Damn, this announcement went hard.

Someone come help me redecorate my room

This Who finale is The Pandorica Opens level of messy and I had a fantastic time.

I really hope M3GAN 2.0 ends up being a campy update of Terminator 2. Give me a conversation about life and AI. Give me Gemma finally owning up to the fact that she essentially made a child in charge of another child without any direction.

TGIF

Here's my dick 😘

So, yeah, we're starting our OF/JFF accounts, for anyone who's interested.

"Should have cancelled Rings of Power instead" How about we don't cancel any genre shows and instead cancel garbage like Beast Games?

I must not be the first person to bring this up But there has never been a more vindicated guy

"Who asked for Nicole Paige Brooks to come back?" Listen, you can keep your malicious gay faggotry, that I did not expect to run into here, to yourself.

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Guys, I think the gym is working.

Feelin good in this hump day