Liking every reply in a hellthread cause I'm a perfectionist

Crazy how it's already 1 AH (After Human (by Flavor Foley))

[Lying for no reason] I'm plural btw. If you ever see a bad post on this account, it was from one of my headmates, not me

[American politics] RE: https://masto.ai/@milo/115901304488403503

[American politics (fact check)] Despite what viral posts are saying, there's no evidence that the Nazis said "one of ours, all of yours". https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/unpacking-claim-one-ours-yours-211400496.html #politics #uspolitics

me after a long afternoon cuddle session:

:neocat_floof: <- Girl who can't stop accidentally buying needles of the wrong length

RE: https://hear-me.social/@mikelovesbikes/115878903424917831 My attitude towards transitioning as well

I hate every part of using Linux. The only thing I hate more than using Linux is using something other than Linux

I would survive a hydraulic press. It would sense my grand and noble bearing, which would prevent it from harming me. Good luck to the rest of you though ✌️

[Nudity (for non sexual reasons)] Just got a WeightWatchers for Menopause ad while looking like this

Я использовала метро в Москва и я приезжала Кунцервская ‼️

[CSAM mention]

[American politics (email template to encourage your governor to resist ICE)] An email I sent to my state's governor, if anyone's looking for ideas. You would obviously have to check if your governor has also called for an investigation, before using this as a template for yourself: Good […]

[Picture of the alleged murderer] If you see this man, contact local authorities. I'm sure you've seen the video by now. A trial is definitely in order.

RE: https://hear-me.social/@mikelovesbikes/115857368717704032 Man I love this instance's character limit

Doing some science rn

did you know? all that white stuff in greenland isn't snow. the whole section of land is actually cocaine. many are saying this

Daily affirmation: It's literally incapable of being over

[American politics (not bad)]

RE: https://mastodon.social/@randahl/115854911477629469 I was about to boost this, then decided these are the kinds of claims that need fact checking. Verdict: true in the most important ways. Denmark does send 672 million USD a year in grants to Greenland (and just pledged 253 more, in […]

[Transphobia, homophobia] People in 2023: Yeah, our side was wrong about gay people being evil and sick and twisted and demonic and all that stuff... But it's totally true about trans people! Those people in 2026: Actually, come to think of it, it's true about gay people too […]

[Police (ICE) violence] RE: https://journa.host/@theintercept/115855398998170400

[Politics] The Democrats are united in opposition to Trump's unilateral use of the military. They're doing all they legally can to get it to stop. Unfortunately, the Republicans, who don't care, hold a majority in both chambers of Congress, so it'll continue. They already defeated two […]

[Politics] "Sure the invasion was wrong, but you can't ignore how horrendous the Maduro regime was" Yes I can. In fact, I should. There can be no silver linings to attacks on international law.

I think the funniest thing I've said while getting mad at a video game was "You call that a jump, [player character]? I've seen better jumps at sitting conventions..."

Ehehehe smiling so big rn... They're back! Yayyyy! Gosh, I was obsessed with their songs a lifetime ago... And the new one reminds me of their old ones so much... Such a nice blast from the past (The "old ones" in question were released before I tuned in lol but whatever. I still like them)

Omg I drifted so far out of the Ghost and Pals fandom that I didn't notice they're already back 💀

as a general rule you shouldn't think about a topic raised by an advertisement, especially if you're not in a good place mentally.

girlcuddles deficiency (severe)

[nsfw, lewd, awful] painting my shit green so when i take off my panties and it springs up the catgirl jumps across the room

[Politics] Bro just one more Latin American regime change bro just one more I promise it'll work. We're so close to producing a stable democracy bro it'll work this time for sure. You gotta let us try it just this one more time

[Politics] "My fellow Americans, I'm afraid we're a rogue state now 😔" You're just noticing this now?

On second thoughts perhaps it was unreasonable of me to expect to see results after just "6 months of estrogen" (2 months of pills, 1 month of nothing, 3 months of injections) (and I might not even be taking the injections at the correct intervals)

There are years where nothing happens, and there are months where nothing happens

The best of 2025 : Accountabiility.

Incredible: Watch How This Large Language Model Turns A Screenshot Of A Five Sentence Tweet Into Thirteen Lines of Alt Text

in japan, they transfer oxygen from the air into their bloodstream using their lungs. it is an ancient practice deeply linked to the concept of 生きる, which means "to live"

People concluding that liberal democracy has failed after two years of not even trying to elect non-genocidal candidates

"You just think everything is offensive," says guy who seems to think nothing is offensive

i want to hear from people who use screen readers: what makes alt text useful to you? what doesn't help? #Accessibility #a11y #blind #alttext

Silksong tomorrow btw

[Sex mention] RE: https://chaos.social/@dismantle_me/115808347272255966 "When fascism returns, it will not say "I am fascism," no, it will say 39C3"