[A cishet couple, call that a] Problematic wage gap

[when the typography sucks] problematic H gap

[Mental health negative] Nooo I'm straight up falling asleep now... :neodog_cry: Please don't make me face tomorrow, please... I'm weak and fucked up and I can't do anything... I'll crumble into dust or something... Help

My eyes can barely focus at this point but tomorrow's gonna be full of all the stress I should have taken care of this weekend. So I don't wanna go to sleep :/

Some Redditor's bedroom in a mental hospital is better than mine in my apartment 😭

jojo sighting

[Lewd (silly)] Liberals are saying trans women can't get pregnant now ? Chat is that true ? But how do they know ? Oh, they just did some "study" somewhere and that's that ? But they haven't run that experiment under all conditions, have they ? No didn't think so... So how can we be sure my […]

[Lewd, overheard] "I can't get pregnant, I'm AMAB" yeah Assigned Mother at Basement c'mere puppy

Typed "woke al-qaeda" for a meme once and it still sometimes surprises me when I'm writing and gets a little laugh out of me

Today I found out I'm probably gonna have to wait another like three and a half years to see my partner IRL... I had hope that it could be this January or maybe even December... But no, her nefarious family members are too controlling :(

i love to point at tiny kittens and say "this thing hasn't had its first thought yet"

[Human domestication guide] > so called "non con" setting > look inside > fundamental guideline number one: "The affini respect the wishes and desires of all [their subjects]"

[Human domestication guide] All of my problems would be solved by an Affini invasion

I’m trying to figure out what works better for alt text accessibility in practice — please reply ONLY if you ever actually use text-to-speech, braille interfaces, or anything similar for accessing the alt text of images. (Boosts welcome.) If I post a picture of writing in another language — say […]

[out of context] > as I said before, my whitepaper is even peer reviewed: I shown it to a peer and they said "what the fuck is this?"

can someone send me like ~13€ (adjusted for fees) for a bus ticket to and from the hospital i accidentally gave all of it to my stepmum which is asleep rn but I need to get to that hospital, but it isn't an emergency so an ambulance isn't required

your shitty ex vs your cool new girlfriend #linux #art #furry

**v1.0.0 of Swapsies!** swapsies is a plugin that swaps out specially-marked post content to match a user's identity :3 for example, if you wanna say "good [creature/girl/boy/entity]!", the plugin will automatically swap it out to be correct for the reader - so for me, i'll see "good boy!" ​ […]

[us politics, cops, shitpost] lmao. that's awful. #shitpost

#mutualaid Need money for food and groceries, my dad still isn't being paid out :( goal is ~150-200€ or so thank you ;w; cyrneko.eu/donations.html avoid XMR, I can't pay that out

To me, the best thing about fedi's content warning culture is that I can browse in public no matter who I follow or what they're posting

This site does considerably better than just asking "Is this the year of the Linux Desktop?". It lists and breaks down the current status of major software support in Linux, so you can decide whether the switch is right for you at the current moment, as well as a guide to help you make an […]

**Hi, I'm micr0, the creator of Altbot.** Almost a year ago, your incredible generosity helped us raise the funds to buy the server that Altbot runs on today (locally and privately) It's been operating from my home ever since, and I'm so grateful for the support that made that possible. But […]

The mastermind behind Fuzzies.WTF and AltBot is in severe financial struggle, and I really really really think they don't deserve to be. If you think you can help them, please go do so, their creations are a net gain for the world and I believe them to be one of the greatest people I've ever […]

Can't wait to leave this province and never come back. I really thought I'd like to move here two years ago, but every day is a reminder that I'm not welcome here. It doesn't even matter to them how well I speak French. My doctor only has a license to practice medicine in Ontario (the province […]

hivemind

[Charlie Kirk shooting mentioned] Thank you Charlie Kirk shooter for kicking off a domino effect that will keep almost all online discussion of DIY HRT, past and present, broadly inaccessible for the foreseeable future just so you could take out a podcaster who never so much as drafted […]

OMG this OS can't do anything

A trans woman was arrested in Erbil, suffered things I can't say, and deported to Syria where she was jailed and suffered more horrors. We need 2500 EUR to get her to safety. https://transrescue.org/donations/donate @lgbtqia @[email protected] @lgbt @[email protected] @queer […]

[Charlie Kirk shooting, meme] https://social.edist.ro/@CosmickTrigger/115220679790106633

[Lewd mention] I once (a single time) forgot to put my phone's keyboard on incognito mode while I was writing smut and now each and every time I type the word "bottom" there is only one suggestion and it's "robot". I've tried telling my keyboard to forget it but that didn't work for some reason

Computer is completely broken, awesome

[political message that reads different to homosexuals]

[Mental health negative but not actively. Like I feel relatively okay writing this. Suicide mention but it's in the context of "I'd never do it"] I've been pretty depressed the past two days. A few hours ago I went for a walk through the city to try to feel better. I ended up gravitating […]

[Relationship negative (not mine), relationship positive (mine)] Made a Reddit account today and I keep getting posts from the "Am I Overreacting" subreddit suggested on my feed and it's making me feel so much better about my relationship with halva... People post text message exchanges where […]

#mutualaid yet again ​:neocat_melt_sob:​ my dad isn't being paid out so me and the other 5 are currently without income and are struggling to get food I know I just fundraised a phone but that's before I knew of my dad anything helps, I'm aiming for ~150€ cyrneko.eu/donations.html avoid […]

[Negative] Past me was so right, this sucks, I could never blame her for putting off transitioning for 9 years

Correction: Gynecomastia RE: https://hear-me.social/@mikelovesbikes/115051600056458029

[Dysphoric lyrics] The needles on my body grow Piercing me even though I know My voice has grain and so it shines And my face is now full of vines Pull me inside out and tear me out I can't stand to be this awful now You tell me it's going to be okay But then, why was I ever born this way I […]

[Selfies, eye contact, "transition" timeline] Day 1 of estrogen / Day 82 of estrogen

[Mental health negative] Depressed. HRT still isn't working. No one to cuddle. Weh

I LOVE MY JOB I GET TO READ THINGS LIKE THIS

[Alcohol (silly)] https://a.bloodyno.se/objects/c5f38fd1-d432-44a4-aead-a3e5b5adbbeb

[Lewd; A picture of me naked from the waist down (no genitals though)] Taking nudes is soooo fun but working up the courage to post them is so hard... Be nice to me

what if instead of sonarr/radarr/lidarr they were called homarr and let you download simpsons

This shithead has opening the garage door down to a science. #catsofmastodon