If you are the cute girl at the grocery store that had me half embarassedly said "I love your outfit" You seemed awesome, but I felt too weird to ask if you got fedi even though you seem like a fedi haver IF YOU ARE AND YOU ARE LOCATABLE PLS SAY HI I WANNA BE FRIENDS :ablobglitch:

I am not a speculator, I hated the win11 discourse before it came out that said https://www.pcworld.com/article/3068331/windows-12-rumors-features-pricing-everything-we-know-so-far.html Microsoft. What is this? Really? At this point we might as well cut the internet in half, corpo AI slop side […]

I feel like I am up for some torture, anyone know of a good #tui #fediclient#tui? I really wanna be able to keybaord shortcut this and feel like I am part of an old school bbs

I found a good use for AI! The error message: "I am sorry, I'm experiencing unusually high traffic right now and am at full capacity. Please try again later." is an excellent auto decline message for people who want to tripple book meetings.

Erst jetzt wird mir bewusst: Auf dem Messegelände, dem Veranstaltungsort des nächsten Chaos Congress, steht der Hamburger Fernsehturm. Eine Hackerveranstaltung. Tausende Personen mit Zugang zu einer 270 Meter hohen Antenne. #40c3

I promised Rupert, here is Rupert #snek #snake

Do people want more #snek photos? if so I will post more snek photos

The human did not go to work one day recently, so Janey (Manitoba, Canada) got hang out with them. She happily took the chance to settle down on their slippers. #cats #cat #CatNews #catsofmastodon#CatNews#cat#catsttps://cat-news.news/

[Snake] Rupert is awake!

Craft update! Got to play with punch cards and vintage knitting machines today at @codaapeldoorn with @ekkiestudio. Still dreaming of a potential #textilehacking assembly at #40c3. Next step is to procure a knitting machine and hack it myself - how hard can that be?

wire #unix_surrealism

I am preparing to play #shadowrun with some friends, and so far the experience has been: Positive: OH MY GOD this system has so much depth! Negative: Why does this system have so much convoluted DEPTH?! Love it

I GOT FIGURINES TO PAINT

Bagel (BC, Canada) has a big announcement to make. He has been shouting very loudly so everyone in the house gets the message. It is vitally important that everyone, everywhere, drop what they are doing and come watch him poop. #cats #cats #CatNews #catsofmastodon#CatNews#catshttps://cat-news.news/

I. Fucking. Hate. Flour. Beetles. My kitchen is a zone of anti beetle war crimes that would make canada blush.

https://www.offsec.com/courses/osai/ WHY?

I found a straight up banger album by accident and I am in love! Bilo IV by David Maxim Micic has gotten the same reaction from several of my friends that I have shown it to, highly recommend tags: #music #prog #musicrecs

getting my hair done and I got the nerdiest hair dresser. Absolutely amazing. We've been discussing hair science

99% of smart home crap just feels like why is it connected to the internet? so it can get updates why does it need updates? because it's connected to the internet

so how is everyone in devops handling #gitlab ci/cd being down? Anyone else spending this lovely friday just awaiting their stupid pipeline?

Reminder to donating to wikipedia is a great birthday gift #wikipedia25

Hoo boy I need help from the good people of the fediverse. I want to set up a whitelist of allowed websites for my child's #linux computer, but I'm not technical enough to configure dnsmasq, etc. What do I do? #askfedi

so this HA stuff is pretty neat I wonder if I can decloud my vacuum, seems har- NEVER MIND I HAVE TO DO IT RIGHT NOW

while I am on ask Fedi for help streak, do people have a favorite #mp3 player? I know iPod classic, but I do not have the money or time to refurbish my own at the minute... but I do love the look, would be cool with an open source project I like to keep flacs, I got bluetooth setup (I know, I […]

#furries of fedi, I am doing a project and started working on patterning could you please share your favorite ear sewing patterns? tags: #furries #furry #ears #catears #dogears#ears#furries#furry#sewingpatterns

Does #39c3 talks on youtube have a subtitle team? I am geniuenly curious, as a non german speaker, relying on auto translate doesn't feel right as it has been proven in the past that it tends to misstranslate gender for example from german I get it is a big effort, but even just german […]

#furries of fedi, I am doing a project and started working on patterning could you please share your favorite ear sewing patterns? tags: #furries #furry #ears #catears #dogears#ears#furries#furry#sewingpatterns

Do people have a nice office view that is as simple as possible (think if google suite and obsidian had a child) without me having to self host? I just wanna edit my documents without being overwhelmed or using AI #office #degoogle #docs #excel

Someone help, where at #39c3 can one do her makeup?

Headphones are dying and I am on a train for the next 6 hours, send thoughts and prayers

How is the market at #39c3 regarding hacker tools? Do people sell flipper modules? Asking for a friend

@Viss I got an award for you

Forgetting your book when going on public transport is the actual worst