Every squad got the: - BDSM autist - Undercover state propagandist - Stoner who struggles to articulate the emotions they’re experiencing

you see, we're the real selfish ones because we took photos of our dinners and breakfasts and posted them online instead of selflessly crashing the housing market to condemn our children to meaningless deaths in the literal graveyard of empires.

Today’s daily cartoon for @newyorker.com

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

So like do they not know the point of immortality is to benefit the person who's being made immortal and not their relatives because this doesn't do that

Stop fucking deciding your entire range of social interaction based on who consumes good products and who consumes bad products you're literally just encouraging virtue signalling that helps nobody holy shit I'm going to Kermit sewer slide

Bruh I need to stop arguing with people on like, art discourse, because the kinds of people who care that much about art are usually (but thankfully not always) either bored as fuck or have problems bigger than what I can address and either case will result in the conversation pissing us both off.

Happy hatchday, Trish! GVH irl #gvh

Okay, I just did this. You don't really gotta speak with anyone, you just have to read off the provided speech and it took me 12 minutes total because I'm a yapper. You can do this on a lunch break. You got this, I promise!!

i'm officially tired of living as if every one of my actions has major political consequences when the people whose actions do have political consequences do not seem to give a fuck at all. I'm not gonna boycott everything that's problematic or have all the right opinions and that's just what it is.

That being said I do depict characters going through hardships in my stories, they just aren't suffering through said hardships. The attitude matters a lot.

Do you want to know why I hate seeing characters suffer in fiction? Because somewhere in real life a real person is suffering, except they didn't have a choice in the matter. So to choose to create fictional suffering is almost an insult to them. You're turning their agony into creativity and fun.

Suffering and discomfort are never things you should be complacent to, because if you ever get used to being uncomfortable, then that's how they get you. That's how life's problems get you to give up so they can pile on.

It sounds classist and ridiculous, sure, but what baffles me most is that it not only comes from think tanks, it comes directly from city planners in Seattle too. They all believe this is a solution

The funny thing about empathy is that everyone is asking for it at all times but nobody wants to give it out.

I heard a new radio edit of "Dont Stop", and they sensored the p-diddy line entirely. It was like "I wake up in the morning..." *awkward vocal silence as the beat keeps going*

My biggest gripe with those "You should watch/read stuff that makes you feel like complete shit because it's good for you." type assholes is that, like How do you think I already feel without watching/reading those things? That's right. Like shit. Check your privileges. Goddamn.

Chinese people 🤝 Black people: The color of the food matters as much as the taste

New supervillain scheme unlocked: Use radioactive waste to give your 9-year-old daughter cancer so she can ask the Make A Wish Foundation to give you one million dollars.

So, this is exactly why expecting every individual person to overcome the circumstances of their birth and act like a fucking superhero is a ghoulish thing to believe and why I have so much beef with Bojack Horseman as a show for telling the audience to think like that.

In light of recent announcements, I just wanted to let everyone know that I do not sincerely condone political violence nor do I respect the people who do. I'm not really affiliated with any radical activist organizations either. I am literally just some motherfucker on the internet. Thank you.

Modern Christmas music: "The snow is falling and I'm gonna kiss my wife and wait for Santa Claus and Jesus Christ to arrive" Traditional Christmas music: "H⌀rtnåth the snow troll has slain nine children in the town so far this year, and he'll make it 10 if you don't light the yule log properly"

Interacting with leftists online has led me to realize that some people just hate America and want it to die while some people actually like America and want it to improve, and that I'm closer to the second thing. So keep that in mind when you talk to me I guess.

Browsing Steam has made me wish desperately for more furry game devs that aren't pretentious as fuck. Like, you don't need to put your fursona into a high art visual novel for the normies to take you seriously. They will never take you seriously.

My bad. But still...

Aw shit, it's a-koo-chee-moya time. Fun fact: the "Native American" consultant they hired for the show's Native aspects, "Jamake Highwater", was a complete fraud who represented himself as Cherokee when he wasn't in the slightest. His real name was Jackie Marks and he was European Jewish.

❌ trad-wife ✅ trad-wolf

I've never quite gotten the whole "face the consequences" thing, like, what do you mean exactly, sit down, explain to me, what consequences you want them to face, what IS your end game? And the truth Is they'll never be happy until he's run off the internet or worse, and they still won't be happy

we need a world where artisans can win.

Please, please I beg you not to ignore this. Only the same people keep sharing this (thank you by the way). I'm selling all my characters to pay for lupus medicine. I already ran out of medical care starting this month and I'm running with what I have. I also have bills and food to pay...

I'm mainly looking at you, America.

The chromebook might be the worst invention that doesn't contain any major poisons. We made a laptop that you can only watch youtube videos on and if you touch it you have to go the burn ward. Every five year old has to have one

Dump Spotify and their racist trump support. I just got tidal, same type of ui, no ethical hastle. (Plus they pay artists more)

Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca

Pre-trial hearings are usually empty for most cases. The Luigi Mangione hearings, on the other hand, are happening in a packed courtroom — and not everyone is happy about the coverage. Read more from @miasato.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/policy/83905...

Taking a loud wet shit on the Kennywood Garfield Dark Ride like that one guy

It just struck me that, in trying to rip off Power Rangers, Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills actually landed a esthetically on "Battle Fever J by way of Jim Lee"

something something self insert porn dudes don't see themselves as just one of the guys they see themselves as temporarily embarrassed brock samsons

I truly don’t understand “adoptable characters” especially when they come with a disclaimer not to use them for commercial purposes. What are you paying for then, when you buy an adoptable? The right to draw pictures of them yourself?? You can already do that for free lol

ngl the person who paid $66.60 on my lil goat painting went directly to my bp medication plus high protein foods to manage my diabetic diet. it matters so very fuckin much, thank you to everyone who has gotten somethin from me. yall make a huge impact.

sometimes reality tv shows are too much for me emotionally, the people portrayed as “crazy” a lot of the times are going through reactive abuse & it’s heartbreaking.

this is doing permanemt damage to people's pysche btw. It contorts users online behavior into a series of arcane rituals in the vain hope of pleasing an algorithm. It gamifies social interaction until we're all engagement farming on a level that would make Mr. Beast blush.

they let scott write the second fnaf movie all by himself and it's a bloated mess that isn't scary at all and instead is just full of Lore Bullshit for the fandom to obsess over? wow you don't say

He's been cleared by his own recognizance. SignalGate A-Ok and OpSec clean, dudes. (Even the Vice President approved. ✅)