Home Depot has a pretty good streak. I haven't seen 'Away Depot' in weeks

Ah , vintage files Your timing is M-peg'able

It's sad that hiring managers have devolved into "debate me on why you deserve a job, even though you qualify".

How is ANYONE fitting all their content on 1-page resumes. There's no way your resume says anything useful while still having enough tags for the ai street-sweepers

Fish doing math? What is this, Gilead?

You're bionicle I'm iconicle I was only doing it, ironicle

If you're black and LGBTQ+, reskeet this!

Hahahahaha 😹

Why do I suddenly have an invalid handle? What the fuck is this noise

Have you been saying the j in jalapeño?

Here's a doodle I made for @actualfoxjade.bsky.social ! Its the titular "green wood pack" (in both original and color!) #alterart #furryart #plural

Skip the Unskippable Watch the unwatchable Yo Yo ad the blocker ⚠️🚫

Lethal League [of Legends] Blaze (blue) From the company behind Metal Gears of Warcraft

Marciplier When Polo ViceGrip -

I was right? (Sort of)

Okay, so today I found out about Leoparmint from Beast Saga, and

i just wanna go where i can get some space 🌱 for @reljes.bsky.social [ #LabRatArt #furry #furryart ]

STARFOX CREW QUICK DOODLE

Eric Schwartz missed an opportunity with his furries. They shouldn't have said Awooga, they should have said Amiga

Gazimon is my favorite Digimon so I made one Rude, easily flustered, and fighting off confusing gender feelings through lashing out and cracking jokes It’s morally right to bully him

Me trying not to meow for 5 minutes:

Excuse me while I pack up and move. 🦨🥰

Also, for those who don't live in America, Tesla is not our only electric car company at all... Please stop saying this

*shitty detective music* Her name was Nicky G. O'vani

Why go to Starbucks, when I could be Supporting local businesses

Reposting this because it's still some of my best work

Got bases down, will poke more at later. 🎨

Nastronauts

Kinger: Steve: Stanley: Karkat: "I need that fucking bucket man"

Google: We're gonna delete your whole drive if you don't use it in 5 minutes! 8 hours later: uh, we ... had extra space so nevermind ... s-sorry...

I won't put my Tools away, I am Tools O'sneaker "Put those Tools away"

My congressman's office isn't taking calls I wonder whyyyyy

Olay so, fuck Samsung for killing their own text app and trying to force me to use Google messages as my default sms. I am not going to give Google control of my texts , that's a major breach of privacy I never agreed to when I bought my phone (which isn't a pixl).

depluralize a movie A hill that can see

Bitches hate me for my correct opinions and fat ass.

Yinglets when Yanglets show up to be extremely optimal ☯️

Kinder surprise egg when thr Meaner 'fare warning" egg shows up 🐰🥚

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Turmoil aside, I'm very proud of Seattle for engineering the world's first pontoon lightrail bridge! Suspended water train bridges are a transit technology a lot of the world could really use! I hope to move back soon

When you open your 3DS, and the only options are Fire Emblem and Cooking Mama

Yay, my new minibrowser works (for some websites atleast)! The ones I've confirmed are "Neopets", "HomestarRunner", "Homestuck", "CoolMathGames", "Funbrain" and a few others! Working on support for search engines at a later date! happy web surfing ;3 lynxlinks.neocities.org/minibrowse

Just now, a fraud from Florida pretending to be a government insurance broker messaged me, and eventually called me. He couldn't get his story straight about anything. Even after telling him I'd been defrauded recently, he kept going. He said he had a market place number, I asked for it, he hung up📵

Fishing rods are just weaponized pulleys and no I'm not pivoting from this position

I wil be removing my stripe account from my Kofi. They held up the only money I was ever donated for 7+ business days and pretended my bank was to blame

Shouldn't america, and especially the left work on some sort of organization center so we don't have to keep restarting from scratch as grass roots rights movements? There's currently no-where to organize that was designed for social change. It's frustrating!

The Barkrooms

Digital blackface is not usually this literal

*to the tune of cBat* When I walk through Anderson Park, All the girls look at me and barrrrrk I buy all the stickers for sale, They trained me with clickers in jaaail

🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️

Random reminder that trump is a German billionaire nazi who is trying to round up jews as we speak.