warm again

It's so hard to gather nen in Texas The air is so dry

Fine ill admit it. I like sexual compassion I like letting the person who feels bad for you also feel good for you. If I can't admit that at almost 30, then when?

You fool! Now I have the pin to your vpn!!!!

Was looking at this return receipt and... ❗️❓️

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you Hi I'm car-crash

Did you know that I'm fortune 500? Check my bank account! It only has 500 fortune 😔

I'm glad I left Spotify... Besides the political obvious stuff, There was an annoying Je Gemeister beer commercial where the guy pronounced it "Yayger-maisturr" in a tacky American accent several times

They call me Floord SleePN the way I be... an internet .... drowser....zzzz

"Interesting how your husband is socialist and yet YOU have nice clothes" 😾

HOW DOES RALSEI KNOW THE ANSWER??! #DELTARUNE

Is everything... larger?

Happy new year everyone 🎆💥🚀🪅🎊🥂

Help her out, please

I like freefy, but it just got the song Soda by Sor confused with Soda Pop, a completely different artist...

The "stay away from children" gang trying to break into a daycare and wondering why it's locked...

Dance floor tiger lady Shaking everything she has,🎵 bumping every single man, loving every lady plaid, Work it one day They might vote you mayor jazz One day have a plaque that says "She wore the tightest of pants". Watchout for my bodyrolls, watchout for my bodyrolls, highkick highkick

Swapped out my fan screws, finally. And decided to brush the year's dust out too!

My body is flooded with devastating eepy

Ruin two bands by combining them: Red Hot Avalanches

Gold being a superconductor used in things like quantum computing will eventually make people realize that gold is just heavy yellow copper to most people and it was hyped up on fiat value. Silver and platinum will likely overtake it...

Sitting by the yule log tonight 🔥🪵🔥

One time when I was little, my brother and I were at the bank with my mom. We ran into Jason Terry, and my brother Just happened to have a JT jersey on, same number and everything. Jason Terry signed my brother's jersey that day and we still have it hung on the wall today.

mmm cat mode

Tidings that I find a job this coming year 🕯🕯

These boots were made for leaving🎵 And that's just what they'll do One day these boots will Minus➖️ on your Nintendo wii U 🎵👢

The yuling will continue until morale improves 🔔🪵🎁

It's called "OpenGL" because When you Open it? Good luck!

Merry Cristmas you filthy animals

And now a haiku: It's a dinosaur, Omemeomimis yep I think that's the kind....

Why did you transition, wrong answers only I hit the woke button in my sleep before my phone ran out of battery

Merry eve

*Shaking a bell* Yule🔔 Yule🔔 Yule🔔 Yule🔔 Yule🔔 Yule🔔 Yule🔔 Yule🔔

Chat gpt? Naw I'm Cat CBT

I walk up with this saying instead of "dont yuck someones yums"

You're a Petro Booster I'm an Estro Boofer We are not alike

Yule makes me mewl Pass it on

Sugar plum fairy but every note Is cats Meow-Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow-Meow-Meow Meow-Meow-Meow Meow-Meow-Meow Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow-Meow (Me-Me-Me-Me-ow) ❄️🐈‍⬛️

youtu.be/P9lzuY1-BEE?... I made a yuletide song last year! If you want to, please give it a listen!

Happy first day of yule 🪵🔥🍃

Robot dog named Harkness Turring

You guys are all fine with Bath Salts, But when I pull out the Shower Pepper 🧂 I get weird looks 😾

@thacinnaman.bsky.social @eclairmilkshakes.bsky.social Don't give it up Nu-ki

Did you Crinklefurs make this? 🧷

The same Haitians that got bloodlibeled as "dog eaters" and "cat theives" are now being put to death in a concentration camp disguised as a "Detention facility". We need real leftists to stop this. Nuremberg

I'm so tired of people getting caught doing something wrong and going "Oh the webs we weave". Like they're onto some genius new outlook,as if they just discovered some grand plan. It is the ugliest social defense mechanism I've ever seen.

Um actually, it's "Epstein's Monster!" Dr. Eppenstein was the head of Mar a Lago research facility!

Making a shitty star-wars platformer called "Lando Kablooie" where ... you know... It's like ... But...

I've decided that the therian version of brother from another mother is critter from another litter. Reskeet to spread the good word. 🐾