I can’t get a damn thing done with these needy ass Pokémon 😭

If there’s one thing my fav One Piece character will always do, it’s bring me to tears 😭

when the us balkanizes and chicago becomes the light upon the lake

Got that new glow ✨

Ugh I should just be paid to yap and play video games

I’ve never turned away a good pokemon spinoff… it’s the mainline slop and unethical business tactics that have turned me away otherwise 😤

Oh it’s gonna be a 365 party girl weekend, I fear 🤭

Okay so thinking of vacationing again in May but idk if I wanna go to Saugatuck (close and affordable), Montreal (where the loml is), or back to PV (pride season/most fun for sure but also expensive). DECISIONS

Something about all of you still using Bsky instead of X makes you exponentially hotter, and I’m very grateful for it 😌

Really embracing a lifestyle I’ve missed out on for most of my 20s and lord it feels sooo right

I wish it was like socially permissible to constantly change my name, like mama I just wanna shake it up every couple years—is that too much to ask?

Honey, wake up, new dubbed episodes of Digimon Beatbreak are out 😌

No I don’t ONLY wear thongs you trollop

Yay my baby came home

Feelin silly and tanned 🤭

Okay it’s sooo much fun but now I’m

now that noem was fired she can go back to her passion project of being a hagraven from elder scrolls

Yall im on the fence now, plz lmk if Pokopia is worth the $70 😅. Very worried I’d be obsessed for a week then over it, unlike with ACNH

You’re looking a little green I fear 💚 - - - 📸: @dylanblakexxx.bsky.social

I come back to Chicago with a new lease on life and a new obsession

For context if anyone cares, I went on a vacation where the airline did not cancel our uninsured flights and the hotel would not refund us for the room. Thankfully, I went to a place where the economy thrives primarily on tourism and I was happy to spend my money there 😌

Me getting told the flight out was delayed by an hour

Honestly need a break from the dopamine. Excited for home 🩵

Last full day here and i desperately need a night on my own bed playing my switch

flip fuck friday

To the horde of Montreal boys I got to hang out with today 😌 I will be moving there shortly

Omg omg I’m in PV so I must be brief but finally a good Pokemon Presents 😩 XD Gale of Darkness, Pokopia looks sooo good, and finally they pump amazing graphics into a main line game. And look at this little fire cutieeeee AGHHHH I’m screaming 🔥

Gotta get up at 5 am tomorrow to catch my flight after two early office days in a row 😵‍💫 this vacation better heal meee - cuz as you can see, she’s going thru it

On the job market again, looking on all the usual sites, and it’s honestly kind of hard seeing so many jobs pushed at me right now from specific places I considered moving since my last search. It reminds me how much I tried to manifest a future that apparently wasn’t for me. I really tried, huh

Need this man more than my kidneys

I don’t wanna feel 🩵Blue🦋 anymore 🎶 - 📸: @dylanblakexxx.bsky.social

Okay cuteeee

Okay I think I wanna give BOTW a third try, and maybe this one sticks

Manifesting a man that’s even-keeled, romantic, and… Zane Phillips

Omg it’s here it’s here 😭 I’m so excited. This story means so much to meee

Maybe the most important lesson I’m learning at this stage of my life is to stop pretending I can read people’s minds/feelings. Too easily, I craft my reality around what I assume someone is thinking about me (or not thinking).

Witch Hat Atelier is by far one of the best Manga of the time. For a non yaoi adventure manga featuring multiple canon gay relationships (+ other forms of representation) to break into the mainstream, it is truly like no other. If you don’t read manga, stay tuned for the anime this year.

Decided to fuck around and get to Grandmaster tn 🤭

Stop separating your identity into fragments of comfortable ones you look at and uncomfortable you hide. We want to be marketable so often, on socials especially, that we even convince ourselves we’re only the version of ourselves we let specific groups see. Go look in a real mirror 🫶🏽👏🏽

Recently, I’ve been working on cooking more often and relying on rotisserie chicken less and less, and I ATEEEE with this gravy pot roast. Sooo tender 🥵🥵🥵 watch this space

Let’s get erotic 💚

The past several months, I’ve become close friends with several couples who have all really inspired me and have given me hope that, with patience and independent growth, there is someone out there waiting to have the dedicated relationship I have been waiting years for.

Chicago changes you because you eventually see it’s 40 degrees outside and are like ah yes shorts weather

My dog, aptly named Cupid, listening to me last night talk about not having a valentine like:

hoping to do gay stuff tn

Alrighty I’m awake! G’morning 🌟

Got my first ace as Magik 🤩🤩 fuqqq

A West End Girl appreciation post (cuz this album still does numbers on me 🥴) 5) Nonmonogummy 4) Ruminating 3) Sleepwalking 2) Beg for me 1) Just Enough

Good afternoon from the goddess 🫶🏽