2026 will be my last twink summer, and 2027, baby, she’s gonna be full hunk.

Inside of me, there are two wolves

This is one of the hottest women of our time tyvm 👏

May the 4th be with you as we are living in a crisis where the distance between what it said and what is known to be true has become an abyss Even so, you are not alone, you have friends everywhere

How lucky are we Chicagoans to call this magnificent place home?

If Darth Maul can heal his inner child, then maybe so can I 😔

This is really all I can do until I can find a man to cuff it again 😭

Black lodge jerk for OF because I felt like it

If one of you put a hex on me, can you stop? 🥺

I hate a toilet that flushes automatically like damn, give me a chance to say goodbye 😒

Pete about to get his ahh beat, that’s all I know 😌❤️‍🔥

If you date me, I’ll jailbreak your 3DS for you 😌🫶🏽

i hate being in public i wish i was a pokemon in mystery dungeon instead

My fashion style is slowly me just becoming a Kingdom Hearts character and I’m not upset about it

Yall don’t know shit about the hit ABC high drama that was season one of Once Upon a Time, and it shows

chat I’ve been depressed af let’s hope this night out does something

No Zara, it’s DOES NOT feel good to know I don’t know what I’m DOING

I feel like I’m gonna be rich-ish one day, idk 🤷‍♂️ (me in a studio)

Videos are working again, just posted elsewhere 😌 (Bsky get it together, I can’t keep defending you!)

Being back in the dating world is so weird because one week I’ll have like 2-3 dates and then the next week, one i wasn’t feeling, another wasn’t feelin me it seems, and another is giving fuckboy, so I start the process over with whoever else 😭

Can I just say… sma— 🤭🤭

Who’s that pokemon??? 🍑 (Closer shot in the alt 🤭)

The MCU will never be as good as this again I fear 😭😭😭 I get so emotionalll

Okay but… as much as I was #teammykimitchell… Nini lowkey deserved that crown 🤭

Someone asked me the other day if i took GLP-1 to drop 25+ lbs over the past 8 months and it felt lowkey good to be like na just cardio, diet, and higher frequency. Like no shade to the shot girlies at all. But damn—I did that shit. Proud of myself. Not done yet either 💪🏽

I would do unspeakable things to this man, IM SORRY

Think it’s just a case of growing pains

Mood

Who’s feelin studly todayyy 👹

The way I thought this was real and got lowkey excited because I loved Jet Fusion lmao

we don’t like video games enough

Sometimes I get really drunk and flex my baby muscles 🙂‍↕️🤭

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Up at 8 am on a Saturday is diabolical but here I am

Going from avoiding jackhammer to being very sad I can’t go for once, is such a journey 😩 everyone have fun I GUESS!

Don’t worry, I’ll still be a tease here too 😌

Starting another amazing new release 😈❤️‍🔥

Gonna move the spicy content over here just sayin 🙂‍↕️

“Ah, I’m already crying!” (Please give this anime a chance, friends)

Stay tuned for new OF details? 🤭❤️‍🔥

Moss-Maxing 🌿

My fucking motto these days, like FUQ

Put the boy in the thong on top! There, I said it!

Finally muted unbearable bloomf and I feel free 🫶🏽

Ashnikko laterrrr 😈😈😈

Having to use the office gym won’t make me slack on a daily pump 🙂‍↕️

Ugh.. I love my book so much.

Had to take a bulge pic in the office restroom 😈💜

I think I wanna suck a lot of dick this summer