Goin in fully loaded for this horrible version of War of the Worlds with guest Sassters Petra & X! Tune in live on Twitch @ SassterieceTheatre by 8pm to riff along with us to this shockingly bad remake of a true media classic. #movie #mocking #riffing #sassterpiecetheatre #comedy #waroftheworlds

I love this bitch #spoopygals #besties #blackcat #whiterabbit #nails #goth #gothgirls #tattoos #rings

The president went on TV to attack political opponents and blame them for the killing of Charlie Kirk, even though we don’t know who shot him. If there is anything this man can do to worsen the situation, he will do it. Despicable.

Here’s a story that’s becoming all too common: federal immigration agents using racial and ethnic profiling as a rationale for stopping, questioning and detaining U.S. citizens who they suspect are undocumented.

If you’re upset by your words being used against you, reconsider saying those words #karma #rhetoric #charkiekirk #news #empathy #quote

And I kiss his wittle head 💋 #goth #gothcouple #ghosttheband #gothfashion #bluehair #glasses #velvet #rubberduckydress #restyle #blacklipstick #darkfashion #atxmusic #atx #ghost #concert #darkmusic

Remember: There is nothing natural or inevitable about extreme inequality; it’s the result of an economic system that values wealth and power over human dignity and justice. It doesn't have to be this way.

Can’t help but wondering what a federal election is supposed to look like when there’s ICE and red-state National Guards deployed in major US blue-state cities, roaming around and threatening people of color with internment for appearing in public

@ghostband.bsky.social was amazing as always. Endless Summer: Gothic Beach Party is Sat 23 🏖️🌙🦇🛳️check out my new swimsuit and enter to win a complimentary cruise while you dance and see a great show. CC #blue #glasses #goth #gothgirl #btgg #ghost #ghostband #moodycenter #atx

Thank you to Friends of the Everglades for standing up against “Alligator Alcatraz.”

Ruby Lamb will be a dancing in the moonlight at Endless Summer: Gothic Beach Party on Aug 23! Burlesque, Aerials, DJs, Drinks, Dancing, Parasol Contest, The Crowning of the Summer Bae Court, Gothic Blacklight Beach Photo Op, A Complimentary Cruise Giveaway are all waiting for you at this glow party

#math #mathjokes #actuallyworks

RFK Jr. plans to fire all 16 members of the U.S. Preventive Services Task Force calling them too “woke”. The panel sets free coverage rules for cancer screenings & more. A key meeting was quietly canceled.

Off to the Caribbean!

I gotta be honest, when I saw Hulk Hogan's name trending, I almost thought that he was appointed to the supreme court or something

Hulk Hogan ratted out other wrestlers attempting to unionize to save his own position and paycheck above anyone else's & gladly accepted funding from Peter Thiel for his Gawker court case that paved frequently abused legal precedents for the rich to shut down any media outlets that embarrass them.

We’re excited to announce a new partnership with the Yosemite Climbing Association to launch a giving fund dedicated to supporting small, high-impact nonprofits. Our first $5,000 donation is going out this week to help support their efforts.

And the Supreme Court bows again. Today, the Court ruled that Trump, and any future president, can fire members of the Consumer Product Safety Commission at will. That’s a federal agency Congress intentionally designed to be independent of political pressure.

The EPA is preparing a proposal that would revoke a critical 2009 legal determination stating that greenhouse gases are harmful to human health. That finding has been the backbone of U.S. climate regulations for over a decade.

Join us tonight for all the sass! LIC #comedy #riff #movie #couragemountain #twitch #stream #sassterpiece #jokes #live #tigerblood #drinkinggame

The us Gov and mainstream press is protecting pedofile and whitewashing and enabling genocide - Hard to think of any lower to drop -

@tomtomorrow.bsky.social @rubenbolling.bsky.social First they come for the comedians, then the cartoonist. Kings fear being laughed at. We have a funny bone to pick with/without a smile on our faces #Colbert #Kimmel #SethMeyers #DailyShow

Kitsune action from this past Boner Bizarre

Show two things you need to live <me>

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F U C K I N N A S A O M G 🌕 🌏🪐🚀🔭☄️🛰️💫 Pt Deux #nasa #space #solarsystem #moonlander #satellite #aerospace

F U C K I N N A S A O M G 🌕 🌏🪐🚀🔭☄️🛰️💫 #nasa #space #solarsystem #moonlander #satellite #aerospace

Late night *choices*

Roswell Saloon! #roswell #roswellsaloon #bar #blacklight #UV #restyle #alien #glow #moth #hat #purse #drinks #htx #houston #nightlife

Great day with friends and surrealism at Meow Wolf Pt 2 #meowwolf #cowboyhevvin #htx #neonart

Great day with friends and surrealism at Meow Wolf Pt 1 #meowwolf #cowboyhevvin #htx #neonart

Fuck

I have sent a copy of ‘The Onion’ to every member of Congress. To spread its message to less powerful people, I have also taken out an ad in a lesser newspaper. Read my full letter here: theonion.com/why-im-sendi...

One more sleep and it’s time for our show at Comicpalooza where I’ll be performing with Sassterpiece riffing Section 31! Saturday at 5pm in Room 330 as we this hodgepodge of baffling stereotypes and inconsistent tone! This Emperor’s new groove is just walking without rhythm. ##comedy #riff #startrek

Ready for Comicpalooza this weekend where I’ll be performing with @parassect.bsky.social @dangertim.bsky.social @eneloquent.bsky.social as @sassterpiece.bsky.social riffs Section 31! Join us Saturday at 5pm in Room 330 as we lose the plot, the point, and the prime directive in this mess of a movie!

It’s true though #birds #birdfacts #tweet #beep #featherbaby #conure #cockatiel

Contact me directly if you want to share you location all day tomorrow or set up check in times and locations or if you need help . Do not send me any of this info on meta, DM me for contact options #nokings #resist #protest #atx #pville #safety #locations

Mark this for the history books: “We’re talking about the president exercising his authority, and the president is of course limited to his authority. That’s the difference between a constitutional government and King George,” said Judge Charles Breyer.

Way to show up to show your outrage at the mass kidnapping of your neighbors, Omaha. You're making waves on national tv. #fuckICE

Good night to stay in and stay with safe people

#elon #trump #idiots #breakup #fight #crooks #corruption #impeach #immature #embaressing #news #doge #tesla #presidency #jackass

I have several friends looking for roommates in good locations south ATX right now if anybody is looking for a place. HMU. Cute pic for attention #atx #roomsforrent #roommates #moving #housing #friends #southaustin

Happy pride moth #pride #lgbtq+ #rainbowmafia #alphabetmafia #loveislove #queer #gay #lesbian #bisexual #pansexual #asexual #nonbinary #trans #rainbow #june #pridemonth #support #protectthedolls #gayrights

It’s not hard to be who you wish you had, lead by example #compassion #understanding #activelistening #openness #holdingspace #offerwhatyouwishtoreceive #bewhoyouwishtoseeinyourlife #avoidjustmentasmuchaspossible #love

#excuses #freedomofchoice #mybodymychoice #healthcare #abortionrights #resist #challenge #silenceisacceptance

New Gunship video!!!! youtu.be/hNfO3RlPAng?... #gunship #synthwave #music

Fastest draw in the west #conure #cockatiel #fingers #perch #cute #silly #cheeky #radar #cake