[bartender turns to me] Why the long penis, mister?

Llama isn't on Bluesky, but I want to share his recent video delving into #VanguardAlerts feedback. Once again fun to flex some design muscles for Llama; my favourite being this redesigned Portal main menu. www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-6N... @destinythegame.bungie.net

It's the moment you've all been waiting for...here is our streaming schedule for the first week of Jingle Jam 2025! You know the drill - mark your calendars, submit your jingle cats, and get ready to tune in and donate to some brilliant causes! We can't wait!

Eatin' beans and readin' memes

The kind of thing that happens when you need to get to 30%...

Fellas! I will be returning as Gustavo Gusman in Neon Divide Season 4, This Friday at 9PM EST over on twitch.tv/jowlbowl Come by this Friday and enjoy the return~

Help guys, is this a shadow bias issue or a z-fighting issue? There's also some weird bug with the day-night cycle lighting.

my wife and i both have a mutual understanding that once Hades 2 releases, we won't be seeing each other for weeks

Spent far too long making a lil thing because I was in a Spyro mood www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCVz...

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

something poetic about cinematographers looking for the best image stabilization in hardware while digital animators are searching for the most believable camera shake in software

On Steam etc., it sucks creating the huge amount of cover art variations for different aspect ratios and usages. One game's cover art that impressed me is The Pathless. They somehow made a design which has perfect compositions when cropped in a variety of ways, with no further adjustments needed!

Finished making a video game today!

Just make it exist first, you can make it good later

Want to live in the newest and best space in this side of Salvation City? Union Heights has all the amenities you ever need! Don't believe me? ask Arty!

Listen pal, that bell is tolling, there's only two of us here, and I KNOW it's not for me.

The problem is we aren't getting our news from reputable sources, like the newsboy shouting "extra! extra!"

"no way to improve product" says company investing millions in AI

The "Xbox Game Pass is/isn't profitable" story that's been floating around this week is very silly. Profitability is a squishy metric that any company can manipulate in all sorts of ways with dark accounting wizardry. The metric that matters most to Microsoft is *growth*, not "profitability"

Hellblade II, an Xbox exclusive, is coming to PlayStation in August, not to be confused with Helldivers II, a PlayStation exclusive, which is coming to Xbox in August

Not to be demeaning in any way, no shade whatsoever, but I just think that it's important for more people to realise that these are exactly the same thing - the same skill, same mindset, using the same muscles. Plus it feels like every single person I know irl enjoys at least one of these things.

AQUAMAN (2018, dir. James Wan) #OnePerfectShot #Filmsky #Comicsky #Breadtube @hbomberguy.bsky.social 📽️🧜‍♂️🧜🐙

Everything sucks more than it used to but at least Doritos still hit.

I just saw someone use the expression "LLM hallucination propagation" to describe the compounding and self-reinforcing hallucinations when you let an LLM access your codebase, as analogous to NaN propagation in graphics 10/10 no notes lol

I've lived through too much to be casually opinionated.

One of the problems in the industry is you can't treat video games like gas stations New vid is live! It was going to be a Hot Take but I like this thumbnail more youtu.be/DQo4JYphD7Q

adobe: so you want to rent a car from us? :) me: ..yes? adobe: okay so jake over here- jake: im READY 💪 *reloads rifle* TO RIDE!! WOO adobe: jake will be in the car at all times, with a gun to your head :) me: adobe: he will shoot you in exactly 30 days if the car is not back by then :)

Literally anyone who knows me: [Sees a secondary bar over the enemy's head. Looks around nervously] Me: [Leans out of the shadows and whispers] "Just like in FFXIII..."

3 Hours of Distant Struggling gmod Physics | Ambience for Sleep, Focus, or Relaxation

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

Sorry about how long the video is taking. I think I might have solved the main problem with the world permanently this time though

I have played 30 hours of Blue Prince I'm fine

In the Comic Timing dep't, feline division... (via @cosmonautroger on Tumblr)

I have to go back and watch this once in a while www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKPC...

Quite the emotional rollercoaster today seeing FromSoftware announce Bloodborne 2 in all but name, finding out it's a Switch 2 exclusive, and then learning that it's an 8-player PvPvE game

Happy trans day of visibility my trans fellas Shoutout to this king today

Video game developer: personally I think the only thing can save our industry is the indies Dutch trader from the 1600s: ah, I see not much has changed in four hundred years

Try youtu.be/-asb8zTiuZ4?...

EA CEO Andrew Wilson's recent comments about Dragon Age: The Veilguard have spawned countless headlines and angry posts about how he thought it should have been a live-service game, but when you actually look at the transcript, it's really just corporate word soup. It's not saying anything imo

@morla.bsky.social ❤️🌙

Take your time figuring out who you are and what you want to be. There's no rush. For example, I didn't know how to ask for the right haircut until I was in my mid-30s.

I've been doing some more fluid sim experiments lately, and just uploaded a video about it! youtu.be/8nIB7e_eds4

“Don’t talk to me until after I’ve had a coffee” “But you don’t drink coffee?” “Exactly”

if your game has "points of interest", they're probably not

Very happy to announce that the ChatGPT outage did not impact our work on Mini Motorways as we operate on New Zealand time. That and all our workers are human beings who use normal human being software

Also, don't quote them. Don't screengrab them. Don't dunk on them. Protect this site, protect your peace, and moreover, protect the peace of other people who don't want to see it, regardless of how awesome your sick burn is.