Oh yeah this app exist

I cracked open a chicken egg for breakfast and it clearly had been fertilized so of course what came out of my mouth was: “Nothing like starting the day off with an abortion.”

The chick is like hold my grain… 🐥 🥰

Another minotaur design! I had to force myself to stop working on her; she was just so fun!

Revenge for @wiitchcraftguts.bsky.social! #PhobiaArt | #Art | #ArtFight2025

Belated #FossilFriday! Here's "the Nation's Tyrannosaurus rex", USNM 555000 (formerly MOR 555) and Hatcher the Triceratops (USNM 500000) @NMNH

I need there to be a Rise of The Guardians type of movie where Krampus and Santa Claus are forced to work together and they HATE each other. Also Krampus has to be really cunty. This is my wish.

Kieran introduces Hysteria

Working on a deep sea dunk

Deep sea critters have it rough

I would like for wealthy people excited for tax cuts to sign a piece of paper acknowledging that every dollar they get in tax breaks is going to be paid for by someone else…either someone not getting healthcare or SNAP or some future person paying higher taxes to pay the interest on our new debt.

Misha's permian period reference is done! 🌋 #ComeFireandHighWater #Gorgonopsid #GorgonOC #OCart #OCref #paleoOC

finally getting back into part 4 of #ucft and finishing character refs alongside final revisions on the script here's glamrock chica!

me and my inner child observing the fuckery

This photo of Dr. Larry Witmer examining the mounted skeleton of “Lane” the Triceratops is a great reminder of how massive this animal could get. (Photo taken at Houston Museum of Nature & Science)

Everyone, please meet Sphenodraco! A newly described sphenodontian (a tuatara relative) from the Late Jurassic of Europe published TODAY! #paleoart #reptiles #sciart #art

This ending to me is super funny when you start thinking about the perspective of Arnorld "What the fuck do i do ? Do I take care of him as if he were my kid ? Do I hand him over to the company ? No that would be like selling a child that's horrible"

That's a wrap! It's Fossil Fighters Friday! The Vivosaur of the day is no. 064, Ourano, commissioned by josh32301 on Insta! 🏜️⛵ #videogame #dinosaur #paleoart #commission

marker test #fnaf #mimic

So as I said, I like this fight. The more I think about it, the more I can't stop thinking about it, and the more I think it may deserve a spot as one of my favorite fight scenes, even after 92 years. But why? 🧵

So I knew that King Kong was originally meant to fight a giant version of a Komodo dragon, which evolved into the T. rex fight. But YIL that the director of the 1933 film actually wanted to make a REAL gorilla and a REAL Komodo dragon fight each other for the film. Yikes…

Piglets are here to wish you a very happy and adorable weekend 🥹🥰🐷

Zoh Shia cheeseborger #MHart #MonsterHunter #MHWilds

I feel like my greatest contribution to paleoart is this gompothere with ladder piercings on her trunk and this mammoth with kissy lips at the end of her trunk.

A wereboar! Honestly, it would be a dream to turn into one of these.

Sucks that the fossil record is rather biased against predators, especially their successful hunts. (Art by Julio Lacerda)

truesona !! like if a feral hog was a girl

Bird nesting in the Cretaceous! This is the illustration I did for a new paper by Lauren Wilson and colleagues that is published TODAY in Science The new paper describes an assemblage of fossils that includes both chicks and adults from multiple species of Late Cretaceous birds! #paleoart #birds

Abelisaurid

Spinosaurus carrying its babies, inspired by modern crocodilians!

The giant deer Megaloceros giganteus, misnamed Irish Elk, was a huge deer which closest living relatives are Fallow Deer (Dama spp.) it lived in Europe and Western Asia during the Pleistocene and even the early Holocene. It went extinct just about 7 million years ago #paleoart #sciart #art

The prehistoric batch is done and looking for their new homes! 👀💖 #adopts #adoptables #dinosaur #spinosaurus #smilodon #regaliceratops #pakicetus #furryart

Cute lil' Martlet commission for @sawskofficial.bsky.social! Thank you for your support!

Doodles of the 'Jurassic World: Rebirth' Equatorial Velociraptor! The male is interpreted from its CGI renders. The female is interpreted by a Mattel toy and mask that MAY be representative of it, being a very speculative interpretation. Possibly not the final designs. #JurassicWorld #Dinosaur

*Mumble mumble mumble mumble* HEY, PACARANA!

I wanna play angry birds for lesbians but it’s not available anymore :(

"Well uh Palpatine just tossed me this lightsaber and asked me to, y'know. Do it" (2019)

Practice #art #puma

Minors, I draw too many tits, asses, and moth muffs for you to be interacting with me. Vacate, please.

Sorry, I am still on about it, but “male loneliness epidemic?” What next, an “able-bodied loneliness epidemic?” A “ruling class loneliness epidemic?” Maybe it’s not those things causing loneliness. The only epidemics you should be worried about are the ones that come from not getting vaccinated.

I like the genre of dinosaurs where they are bipedal/semi-bipedal versions of their tank relatives.

“Young boys are lonely.” Women are out here navigating their lives around what men will do if they get told “no.” But instead you have too many boys punching holes in walls instead of engaging in a little self-reflection.

I’m gonna be real, a lot of men deserve to be lonely. If it’s an “epidemic” that’s on them. It doesn’t take all that much to avoid being a misogynist jackass.

Holy moly, Death Angel design update. #PhobiaArt | #OCArt | #Fanart | #AQuietPlace | #DeathAngel

Lethbians

It's my wife's birthday today! 🎂 So I remade the first drawing of her I ever did 🫣💙

These poor fellas the Grim Gnashers got treated so badly, like they had barely any screentime and when they did, they were treated like the villains for being oppertunistic scavengers and helping keep the island clean

Reminder

Forest mage pencils, clean up tomorrow #art #sketch