Thers also like...not anywhere on land you can land safely without some risk. If bad weather forces capsule to divert course by a mike or 5 you still land in patch of ocean that's easier to clear. Over field Pho? Yeah you just landed on a elementary school. Ooops.

The "let me get out my crayons" explanation made me laugh so hard I cried for several minutes.

The worst part is the PAY ATTENTION! I hate that all the stupid people think they’re the free thinkers. It’s not that Kanye is a genius, it’s that you’re the opposite.

Funny part is that the question is a fine question to ask. I’m sure someone could have provided an answer that wasn’t snarky if the person (or bot) left it at that, but when you add “PAY ATTENTION…” to it, that opens you up for some scrutiny

LMFAOOOO this is cooking me 🤣🤣

Flat-earther has thoughts about Artemis, With comments that show how not-smart it is To doubt the observance Of gravity’s occurrence Like a nut on the noggin in autumn’s is

PAY ATTENTION … clearly there’s a suspicious reason why they keep doing it the same way after spending decades trying to figure out the best method.

The explanation 😂😂😂

igual o mano que falou big big mountain too much dig dig

Masterclass

oh my fucking god

Also pay attention to what?? What are we supposed to pay attention to???

"Capsule + land = KABOOM" is going to live rent free in my head for a long time to come

I also think if you told this person how much of the earth is water their brain might climb out of their head

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Explain it to them like they are five years old🤦🏻‍♀️

She's been ruined by tiktok videos of SpaceX rockets landing

BOING BOING

checking in on fellow spaceflight nerds: how many levels of facial twitching are you at

Lol reminds me of this. We are in TROUBLE

I’m just curious what we were supposed to be paying attention to? Lord, stupidity levels are at an all time high! 😳😩

We literally saw it turn into a ball of fire (why we loss communication for 7min) and going 25,000 mph. We need to shame stupid people back into the closet. They're a little too big for their britches.

NASA: We don't use ACME products or take any advice from Wile E. Coyote.

Wake up sheeple? They’re…they’re uh… They don’t want you to know…things…um about uh Hang on, let me get back to you, something sure seems suspicious about this

Science rly has to be explained like this now huh

It's gonna turn into this month's Let's Reroute The Straight Of Hormuz ideas, isn't it?

My favorite was the NASA twitch stream where they showed CG, the voiceover said "We are looking at CG" and there was an (unironic) chatter that said "Looks fake, wake up sheep"

she onika ate burgers

PAY ATTENTION

I really don't understand the PAY ATTENTION. What are they trying to say? That NASA is in the pocket of Poseidon? Also, the shuttle landed on land.

thats actually pretty cool though Landing on land just isn't as cinematic

Boing boing

If I had to make a guess about why they prefer water over land, water is better for the crew whereas land is better for the capsule. There has been capsules land on both.

PAY ATTENTION at the end is taking me OUT.

Exhibit 6342 why being dumb must be incredible.

I love the Kindergarten level explanation 🤭

Oh, boy.

Do they not teach physics in high school anymore?

JFC The Republican Motto: Keep em Stupid, then we Control them. They have Destroyed the Dept of Education as proof

this reply was my favorite

Chili is a stereotypical free thinker that does her own research

they're teaching about lithobraking in the replies

The pay attention being all caps really did it for me

No cause why would they say something so upside down test papered

Literacy and scientific comprehension rates have always been low. We are just discovering by how much.

Xhitter literacy has now dropped below Wile E. Coyote

The very particular way a Threads user thinks is always kind of entertaining