I was about to say something like "Looks like we've finally exported school-shootings" and then I remembered the rest of the 20th century.

@mtvbrasil2024.bsky.social You're the only MTV I could find on here and I wish to humbly request that you bring back Celebrity Deathmatch.

Coworker asked a few weeks back "And where are all the Don't Tread On Me™ people anyway?" I replied "Proving it's just another empty slogan." They replied with a very grim-sounding "No it is not..." in the tone that says "I know you're correct but I'm one of those that can't admit when I'm wrong."

The taxpayer funded domestic terrorist paramilitary force formerly known as ICE, now PDF(Pedophile Defense Force) is still committing acts of domestic terrorism. Where all the 2A and Don't Tread On Me™ bros at?

Translation: The Guardians Of Pedophiles have chosen California for their false flag attack due to their long history of California Derangement Syndrome.

Telling the world you ran out of bombs after sucker-punching world superpowers <checks notes> Venezuela and Iran is not a flex. In fact, it makes us look like the blowhard paper tiger we are. You killed public education to fund the military for decades and ran out of bombs in two weeks

My new hobby is turning every reichwing talking point into a derangement syndrome. California Derangement Syndrome DEI Derangement Syndrome Hunter Biden's Laptop Derangement Syndrome Regulation Derangement Syndrome Tax Derangement Syndrome It's almost too easy.

youtu.be/Np7Uq3fd4_8 Keep this one on deck, folks. The hypocrisy never ends with the Guardians Of Pedophiles. @blackboot.bsky.social

I swear to fucking god, if people don't discover the ability to think critically about shit that Elon Musk has decided is a good idea I'm going to get a job pumping gas

I've given them a fair try over the last several years and I've come to the conclusion that no matter the brand or price-point, wireless headphones and earbuds are universally inferior. After I wear out what I have now it's back to wired.

I just heard somebody refer to USA as "50 third world countries in a trenchcoat" and I can't stop laughing.

Imagine a world where Americans were smarter and didn’t applaud when reactionary idiot Ronald Reagan made a show out of removing the solar panels Jimmy Carter had installed on the White House. We wouldn’t now have to worry about affording to fill gas tanks next month.

One thing has become abundantly clear over the last 10 days: The MIC has spent so long high on its own supply that it's become blind to its own innumerable vulnerabilities. When Profitieren Über Alles is the name of the game, all other considerations eventually become irrelevant.

Day 10 of Operation Epstein Fury.

Where all the Genocide_Joe bots at these days?

"Eat The Rich" is so last-millennium. We are at a new paradigm: Incorporate The Wealthy

The only motivations of the Epstein Class: Insatiable psychotic greed. & Pathological contempt for any of us commoners who dared to be born not-wealthy.

Temu Moses back to fucking that chicken of "BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA Sharia Law!" while we have J6 terrorists assaulting, kidnapping and murdering civilians. The Epstein Regime is collapsing and their complete lack of anything resembling tactical thinking shows more and more every day.

Empty corporate slogans and thought-cancelling buzzwords meeting objective reality in real time.

The plan for tomorrow: Disrupt the status quo. Challenge the "way it’s always been." Build something better than what we found. ✌️ I’m out ✊

The United Corporations of Amerikkka: Where wealthy pedophiles receive less punishment than those who use accurate language to describe their criminal and degenerate behaviors.

Good thing Trump canceled all of Biden’s clean energy production!!

It’s time to learn about Epstein’s origins.

Pedo-nazi military want money

MAGA: Pedophiles are bad, except when they’re ours. States’ rights, with exceptions. Voter fraud is wrong, except when we do it. No foreign wars, except when Trump says so. Prices are too high, but only when Dems are in office. Joe has dementia, but Trump is just being Trump.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dosD... @happypancake.bsky.social If you got duped in 2016, sure. I'll forgive you but I'll never take you seriously again. After that, you can fuck all the way off.

What's the problem this eve? Did he go skaatda again, Malenchka?

No lie detected.

Recall how this all started 70 years ago when a democratic Iran 🇮🇷 dared to nationalize their own oil industry and 🇺🇸 overthrew their government for cheap oil:

youtu.be/cZycxbt95SU In Kapitalist Amerikkka, wealthy rapists, traitors, pedophiles, murderers and terrorists receive less punishment than those who use accurate language to describe their crimes. @coachdspeaks.bsky.social

Fuck you Alford! We don’t have to sacrifice shit because the pedo prez doesn’t want to go to prison! Regime change in the US, NOW!

Western media: Selling us fake food, fake morality, weapons-grade stupidity and cheap plastic crap since the Nixon administration.

CoQ: You are frozen solid! Me: >attempts a dozen or so menu options >>> CoQ: You are frozen solid! Me: >realizes I can >pour> brackish water [on] myself {1:dram} And then I'm no longer frozen solid.

Proverbs 28:20 is my favorite bible verse. Ask me anything.

It's almost as if a criminal syndicate masquerading as a legitimate political party that's been allowed to publicly and belligerently wipe its ass with the Constitution for the last several decades doesn't have any intention to stop unless forced to do so.

This shit is an embarrassment to the entire human species.

A country ruled by empty slogans, thought-cancelling buzzwords and mass psychosis.

if the government gives you a choice between going to prison or murdering children and you don't choose prison you never had a drop of courage inside you. You're a coward. A worm. A disgrace.

We are constantly led to believe that gender identiy is so malleable that randos will be instantly transed by the slightest social pressure. Why doesn't it ever go in the opposite direction? Why can't they then "un-trans" people if all of our identities are so vulnerable to the power of suggestion?

Every time I hear someone regurgitate "What is a woman?" I always reply with "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!".

Speaking of psycho fundie mental-defect shit that has no fucking business being anywhere any position of authority: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNeb...

I was tired of hearing this End Times™ shit back in the 90s even before 9/11 was allowed to happen, and ever since then it's become clear that the pedophile death cult is so psychotically selfish that they truly believe they deserve to wreak Armageddon upon the world just because they can.

Started a small betting pool with some of my coworkers today on how long it will take the "I voted for the pedophile felon traitor because I just couldn't handle four more years of Biden" normies to start bitching about fuel prices. I give it about two weeks.

You ain't fooling any of us, Stinky.

Been saying this since before 9/11 was allowed to happen.

Manufacturing consent to throw Bibi under the bus? It's more likely than you think!

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The perfect encapsulation of why I can never take American "conservatives" seriously. They don't stand for conservative principles, they're nothing but obligate contrarians.