nobody. and i mean *nobody.* comes into our house. and out-pizzas the hut.

“i’m demon free bitch” is one of the funniest things i have ever heard

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA

"Less than 1 percent of new vehicles made for the U.S. market in 2025 were stick shifts, according to preliminary government data. At just 0.6 percent, it was an all-time low." www.washingtonpost.com/transportati...

My world's on fire, how bout yours?

Funny to me how people online tried to stir up cultural fights related to the Odyssey, when my guess is most Nolan fans were just like "It's a $250M+ Christopher Nolan movie with a ton of star power, looks awesome."

have you tried shopping around in the marketplace

Cyclosporiasis Outbreak Linked To Ancient Evil Corrupting The 7 Sacred Diarrhea Crystals https://theonion.com/cyclosporiasis-outbreak-linked-to-ancient-evil-corrupting-the-7-sacred-diarrhea-crystals/

Drives me bananas that my health insurer's website brags about offering "health plans as unique as you" as if what people want is a "personalized" insurance plan rather than one is easy and affordable and just works.

Apple bottom jeans... boots without the fur. The whole club was lookin' at her. 🐈‍⬛ #Cat #Caturday #Catsofbluesky #LifuX

I can’t remember a movie I’ve been more excited to see than The Odyssey directed by Christopher Nolan with an all-star cast and the resources it deserves. I feel like someone read my fifth-grade diary.

Bennie Provolone

a miliTary, if you will: www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...

the last 25 minutes or so of THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER are magnificent. the highest tier of hollywood action filmmaking.

"Those capabilities are so not-secret that they were dramatically depicted in a Harrison Ford movie almost 30 years ago (see clip below)." dicktofel.substack.com/p/those-subp...

"LNG is now set to become the second-most valuable net export from the US (after civilian aircraft) within five years, capturing at least 30% of the global LNG market, according to a study published today by S&P Global." www.semafor.com/newsletter/0...

someone tell serkis that middle-earth isn’t real and there aren’t actually white people in Arda

The ICE officer who shot a man in Maine was a new recruit, @nickmiroff.bsky.social reports: www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

“The entirety of the document consists of very specific battle plans for the scorched-earth military conquest of Azerbaijan and a clear directive that all persons named in the will immediately begin deploying troops to carry out these objectives,” said a person close to Graham’s family

Honestly impressed by the amount of effort Trump is putting into winning @sahilkapur.bsky.social's vote: www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...

✅ Building is out of context with surrounding neighborhood ✅ Not enough community input ✅ Aesthetic concerns ✅ We don't have the infrastructure ✅ Developer profits ✅ Affordable for whomst? ✅ Slippery slope that might lead to more housing

The saga of Slurpee Park: How D.C. failed to name a patch of public land: www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

All 3 men inside of the van with Lorenzo Salgado Araujo “‘reiterated that there were never any ICE agents in front of the van…They came in and started shooting from the sides.’” www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...

"The three men who were arrested during an immigration operation that resulted in the fatal shooting of [Araujo] said a federal officer fired at them almost immediately after exiting his vehicle and that at no point did the driver veer in his direction." www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...

"An important thing to understand is that Democratic voters — especially the types who turn out in primaries — are extraordinarily anti-Israel these days." www.theargumentmag.com/p/it-really-...

i like that the obvious clickbait here was “niagara falls is a nice place to be”

Four-byline alert: 🚨 “.. The older plane has been widely reported to be equipped with a system designed to blind an incoming antiaircraft missile .. It is unclear how many, if any, of those capabilities have been installed on the newer plane ..” @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/07/08/u...

I've never said "X" in real life. As a writer, I only use it to say "X, the platform formerly known as Twitter" because I get paid per word and this earns me enough money for an appetizer

so niagara falls is pretty cool

well, technically the skeletons aren't in his *closet*

oh, man, this is great. finally a Senate candidate without a bunch of skeletons in his closet. hear he did really well with the big storm a couple years back

Random O's fan is fuckin' crushing it tonight.

Analysis: The most significant battle between the Democratic Party’s warring factions is taking shape in the fight over the U.S. Senate nomination in Michigan. This week, the lines became even sharper in a race where the polling has been close.

@andykroll.bsky.social literally wrote the book on this: www.amazon.com/dp/154175114...

The Seth Rich conspiracy theory was perhaps the saddest and most grotesque saga I’ve seen come out of the right-wing media in my 19 years at Media Matters. And as the 10th anniversary of Rich’s murder approaches, the conspiracy theorists are back. www.mediamatters.org/benny-johnso...

so here's an email I got

“Our law enforcement authorities have not focused on left-wing terrorism because this is not considered a high priority threat in our country."

Rubio tries to enlist other nations in antifa fight, but some allies recoil wapo.st/4vXMqjA

"The notion of a popular literary figure appearing on the cover of a print newsweekly read by millions of Americans is impossible to imagine today. There is no such figure, and there are no such widely read newsweeklies." www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

I see what you did there, @rosehorowitch.bsky.social: www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

Good Scissors Not In The Fucking Drawer https://theonion.com/good-scissors-not-in-the-fucking-drawer-1827516871/

She blamed flu shots for her twins’ deaths. Now she’s charged with murder. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...

MAINE CHARACTER SYNDROME

“Since officially reclaiming the presidency in January 2025, Donald Trump has used the multitude of connections associated with the presidency to move a massive quantity of food storage containers and other kitchen accessories,” the report concluded

“This is, first and foremost, a celebration of Minions,” critic Robert Colgate wrote Tuesday of the latest installment in the Minions franchise, pointing out that fans of the Minions would have plenty of visual references to feast their eyes on throughout the film.

It’s not just that due process doesn’t apply to political candidates—it’s literally the opposite of the evidentiary standard for political candidates. The burden is entirely on *them* to prove to *us* that they possess the integrity and good sense to hold office.

You're laughing... I can't withdraw my Bonk from Kraken and you're laughing?