John Pinto
@johnwespinto.bsky.social
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suburban kid with biblical name
https://pintopintopinto.com/
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Been busy since Casty did the ring finger thing in the 23 Wild Card. Made a one story zine with my friend Evan and it’s free unless you feel weird about that. DM me if you want one. It's been a joy rolling these out and I still have some in stock
over 1 year ago
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Discontinued Foods!
5 months ago
Dreyer’s Raiders Crunch (1995-1996): Vanilla ice cream loaded with chocolate-covered pecans and swirls of both fudge and caramel. Released to celebrate the Raiders return to Oakland after playing in LA for the previous 12 seasons.
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Hell yeah hell yeah
5 months ago
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mice 1961 felt kinda like guy maddin? really enjoyed it
6 months ago
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Brad Neely
6 months ago
A book of my Creased Comics is coming this spring from NYRC.
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lookin like shoegaze huck finn
7 months ago
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vineland was sooooooooo good
7 months ago
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furby hancock
7 months ago
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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lightning delay
7 months ago
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
8 months ago
Colorado really exploring the space here
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john middleton you better pay that man!!!!!
8 months ago
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Bought six the quarterly’s today
8 months ago
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dazed imagining some kind of “restaurant for italians”
8 months ago
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riding the 40 with uncle junior
8 months ago
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meat puppets up on the sun ➡️ spencer radcliffe enjoy the great outdoors
8 months ago
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treb
9 months ago
Duran has so much gas my god I am Durantula pilled
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Duran is that fucking GUY. FUCK.
9 months ago
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treasure planet is a dnb movie
9 months ago
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max kepler’s walkup song is how soon is now???
9 months ago
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HAD
9 months ago
Fucking magnets, how do they work? Today from John Pinto: "I buy what’s advertised as the strongest legal magnet. ... So hard to play along and pretend anything means anything in my lame duck pre-magnet life."
https://www.havehashad.com/wluzy
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TRADITIONAL HORSESHOE by John Pinto
I buy what’s advertised as the strongest legal magnet. The wait for its arrival is worse than crucifixion. So hard to pay attention. So hard to play along and pretend anything means anything in my…
https://www.havehashad.com/wluzy
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Got a new little story in
@havehashad.com
today about magnets, magnet issues, uh-huh
9 months ago
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Have liked this one for awhile, excited to see it part of a full book next year
add a skeleton here at some point
9 months ago
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when will there be an italian founding father
9 months ago
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[funk flex otis premier voice] NICE
10 months ago
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Jon Bois
10 months ago
this morning i saw a guy sitting in the park. he was just sitting there reading a book, i think he was drinking a coffee or something too. what an asshole
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ergot.
10 months ago
"Now Tess, she wants me to take action. She wants me to scare this guy off with the baseball bat we don’t own. The heaviest things at hand are the pieces of our new half-assembled dresser." Today on ergot. 'Vase Itself' by John Pinto
@johnwespinto.bsky.social
www.ergot.press/authors/John...
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ergot.
innovative + experimental horror
https://www.ergot.press/authors/John_Pinto/Vase_Itself
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🏛️got a new story in
@ergot.bsky.social
today!🏛️
add a skeleton here at some point
10 months ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
10 months ago
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gonna take a big swing here and say “very good”
10 months ago
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unreal how good flipper is
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obvs a lot of modern alt-country is cut with shoegaze. this is lorelai is cool because it’s cut with the ost for barbie: mermaidia
11 months ago
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girlfriend told me to read letters to wendy’s as a horoscope
11 months ago
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how I wrote plastic man how I wrote plastic man how I wrote plastic man how I wrote plastic man
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big fan of this mask website i just found where everything they sell looks like the laura dern inland empire face
12 months ago
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German word for the sadness you feel when you put on a movie and realize yeah, they’re definitely killing that water buffalo
12 months ago
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Norm Charlatan
12 months ago
Mel Kiper Jr. when the Saints drafted a QB who wasn’t Shedeur Sanders
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about 1 year ago
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Joshua Hebburn
about 1 year ago
Pleased to be part of a great run
@newworldwriting.bsky.social
newworldwriting.net/joshua-hebbu...
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Joshua Hebburn ~ The Window
On the second floor of a beige stucco dingbat apartment complex in my Dad’s neighborhood there’s a window with blue curtains. I'm often visiting my Dad, lately. After (or sometimes during) a visit …
https://newworldwriting.net/joshua-hebburn-the-window/
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“Yeah but, um… you heard that new, uhh… y’heard that new… y’heard that newww… Cameron Winter record?”
about 1 year ago
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Adam Whittaker Snavely
about 1 year ago
Rochester, NY’s Rory McIlroy
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opening act guitarist looking like a cenobite
about 1 year ago
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Joshua Hebburn
about 1 year ago
Have a story
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Have A Martini by Joshua Hebburn
Bob walked into a bar and said to the bartender, “I’ll have a martini. Hold the vermouth. Hold the olive. Hold the gin. Hold the glass.” Bob walked into a bar with his junior and said to the barten...
https://www.havehashad.com/hadposts/have-a-martini
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mj lenderman draft kings ad
about 1 year ago
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Sean Ennis
about 1 year ago
Thanks to
@newworldwriting.bsky.social
for running my piece, “The Meeting after the Meeting is the Actual Meeting”!
newworldwriting.net/sean-ennis-t...
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Sean Ennis ~ The Meeting After the Meeting is the Actual Meeting
My friend Shadow believes that the boy Franklin is calling for his dog, Apple, late at night. I believe this too. The boy Franklin, of course, was last seen in Bramble in 1910, while being dragged …
https://newworldwriting.net/sean-ennis-the-meeting-after-the-meeting-is-the-actual-meeting/
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treb
about 1 year ago
are the dodgers even a serious franchise? You have to wonder after dropping 2 of 3 to the Philadelphia Phillies
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