New member of the Ennis Liberation Front. This is Robocop.

Always stoked to be in @bruisermag.com! Thanks for running “The Bramble Dialectic,” “The Choir,” and “How Am I?” www.bruisermag.com/Ennis_ThreeS...

I was wondering which was worse, the Sunday Night Football song or Monday Night Football song?

Please remember that VR is open not just for submissions but also for interview and review proposals and news of recently published flash fiction books! www.vestalreview.net/guidelines

When I first started writing flash fiction, my goal was to work with @thirtywestph.com—I liked the books, I liked the stance. Josh is the real deal. I’m deeply grateful. And ten years publishing indie books is no accident. So impressive. One love.

Honored to be a part of the first issue of @flightlit.bsky.social. Big thanks for running my piece, “It’s Powerful Parking Lot”! flight-literary.ghost.io/sean-ennis-f...

Been on an r&b deep dive this past week and my wife is not ready for all the vocabulary I learned.

Enjoying this novel-in-flash form from @seanennis.bsky.social @malarkeybooks.bsky.social check it out

My father was friends with Bucko, I think dad did his taxes. Bucko would come by the house and absolutely terrify me as a child. He was enormous. Happy for him and his family. Go Birds!

Big thanks to @amazonprime.bsky.social for running my piece, “Leather Swatter or You’re Just Playin”! It’s a great product.

Don’t front. Come through.

Got a cold call at 6:30 on a Friday evening asking if I was the author of Hope and Wild Panic. I thought, finally, Oprah is calling. Turns out they’ve chosen me to pay them thousands of dollars to make posts on Threads for publicity. Let me get my checkbook.

My programming students are building a game where I am the villain and look like this and my feelings are hurt.

Set your alarms, North Mississippi!

I’ve been on a waiting list for 18 months to purchase a helmet that facilitates lucid dreaming. This is a true story. My day finally came today, but now it’s just a crappy sleep mask with an app(!!) to track my fitful, restless nights. Stunned. Like, bro, my wallet was wide open for that helmet.

I’m going to push this air fryer to its motherfucking limits tonight.

Thunderstorms in the Valley. Put your shoes on.

We had to say goodbye to Zeke, my absolute main man. We adopted Z when I was in need of rescue myself. Difficult to imagine this family without him.

One of my students came today with a puke bucket just in case. I admire their dedication, but ain’t no way they can stay in the building. Still, I will be bringing a puke bucket to any event I don’t really want to attend from now on.

Hollywood is full of cowards too scared to make Independence Day 3.

I’ve never been more jealous of another writer’s title than Wild Robot.

Thanks to 3:AM for running 3 of my pieces! And I continue to collect cool Old Rats graphics! www.3ammagazine.com/3am/three-st...

I made a really terrible dinner tonight. What an embarrassment! What was I thinking?

I knew the building I worked in was haunted. Just realized we have a Bell Witch artifact in the building.

Very likely the only guest in this strange hotel.

Used chatGPT to generate a list of the most common venereal diseases on the Florida Gulf Coast in prep for my son’s senior trip.

It’s finally happened. Someone wants to make a reality tv pilot about where I work. It was nice knowing you all. See you at Bravocon 2026.

A strange poem has been appearing when I first turn this tv on

There was a time when Phineas and Ferb absolutely dominated the life and culture of our house, and I’m glad they are back. Shoutout to Dr. Doofenshmirtz, of course.

You know I bought that all black toothbrush. Unfuckwithable.

I have Tupac’s chain, btw

Big thanks to @poolpartymag.com for running my piece, “The Last, Great Letter-Writer”! I’m real pleased.

I don’t know what we need in this doomed century, but enough with the tv shows about wealthy cowboys.

Be advised: two shirtless, preteen brothers are planting IEDs (juice boxes) on CR733 in order to disrupt traffic. Reports of a damaged motorcycle. Do not engage their mother.

Getting a contact high at this high school graduation.

Tornado watch playlist: old-technology.bandcamp.com/album/mono

Pre-tornado errands at this godforsaken place

Updating the slideshow for the incoming class about the ghost in our building. There’s a few new security camera clips and EVPs. Maybe this will be the year we understand what it wants.

I am a gummy sommelier, this was a nice find.

My Claire’s magic rocks. Don’t touch.

Shout out to my haters. My son just turned 18 and he’s my best friend and he’s that dude.

Happy to have a piece in the new @bloodhoneylit.bsky.social! www.bloodhoneylit.com/fiction/lord...

The absolute worst use of this technology

Watched 12-15 hours of basketball this weekend, and read this great piece in @bruisermag.com. The DraftKings line hit very hard. Check it. www.bruisermag.com/restivo_myfr...

Working on making my characters less and less relatable, with the end goal being total inscrutability. Promising results so far.

Someone thinks my email address is their own, so for the past few years I’ve been getting responses to job applications, loan requests, and today a schedule for their anger management classes in my inbox. I am helpless, perhaps the source of their anger.

My man.

Someone tell this pill bottle to chill. #thelargest

Just a few days until my muse returns.

"People sometimes need a good look at their own rainbow-colored insides from which the self emerges." Today we're reveling once again in these 3 pitch-perfect micros from @seanennis.bsky.social unstamatic.com/portfolio/th...