"pandas only live for 12 hours thats why they're useless" - a messenger in my dream

lammy from the lammy game

part is tarp spelled backwards

Odocoileus virginianus

Just had my nine inch nails done 💅

to a cliff under a tre- FREDERATOR!

They should leave ai shit to third parties. Because yknow shits def gonna hit the fan.

yes

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dave mustaine: pee sells but poos buying

you should really consider donating to this person

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when you give a girl a program capable of destroying audio

you age 70 years the moment you sit in a rocking chair

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a bed is a bathtub you sleep in

They said some crazy shit like ten times as toast, and they would laugh with malice as we made the most.

Happy glue beer

comission for @bitisademon.bsky.social

ITS TIME . happy new years from nz everypony

Twitter comm

hey neuro typicals stop acting like yall are "stimming" cause yall aren't. like shut the fuck up and shut the fuck up and pretty much just shut the fuck up about stimming.

coloured lines version

holiday photo! (and they're deer for no particular reason)

dubstep that samples ebenezer scrooge scroogestep "theres more gravy then there is grave about you wahtever you are!" *drop*

IAM A RRRRRROBOT FROM THE YEAR 2077

everyone knows its christmas tradition to get people you hate panettone and its their duty to leave it out on the counter unopened until january when they are legally allowed to throw it out

we can do it girlfriends. i believe in us

christmas just a peak away

she's kind of garfieldian with it

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Notnonly did i receive an amazing shirt in olive green (one of the best colors ever) but i also got this. it is a good month

hit her with the freddy fazbear sex eyes.

@god.god

mee

what if we had yuri where things didnt go fucked up and evil and they get a happy ending

trent reznor has transmasc vibes

mccarthyism part II

the tgirl who is afraid of alot of things me

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this is actually cool as fuck

how insightful

"welcome back to the land of the living" i said to the man who began unshriveling