"I can see my house from here!-" *boing*

*reading 'philosophy quotes', paw on screen* he is telling me to troon out

ass

studies show that all women lust for the lindt master chocolatier

well said

Happy International Transgender Day of Visibility! We're everywhere and we're cool. Here's the trans pride flag 🏳️‍⚧️ on a mid-90s Pentium running DOS.

couldn't come up with better PR for transgenders than "underground transgender mafia successfully heisted 12 tonnes of Kitkats"

the dung beetle that was tired of eating shit

creamcheese on bottom slice of bread two slice of salami boiled squash and onion topped with a single slice of ham and the top bread being coated in mayo

youtube removed blocking ads. chew on a fuckin brick.

gojira mashed up with mario galaxy

apple juice is actually goated fuck you

went to a lesbian bar and met homer simspon

young markiplier sounds like jimmy stewart

by 2090 women will have evolved subway surfers to displaybon their back to keep up with terrible attention spand

no idk why my yt feed is full of shipwrecks and maritime disasters

since its been coming up a shit ton in my yt feed i feel like mentioning that the titanic wreck is a mass grave site and plans for raising it for "preservation" ignore this over and over and often focus on the valuable artifacts lost.

can i replace my lower back please

my body said "fuck you! you shall get zero work done because im gonna fuck you up!" aaaaaaaagh...,

jerma part 3!!!!

John Carpenter seen running through the streets with his The Thing out

the inspector gadget head prop looking like someone used it

youtube increased ad frequency again im gonna RAAAAAAAH at the ceo fuck them

man who uses bidet still buying toilet paper out of shame

shoutout to trans mascs yall are awesome

golden age of TV gameshows

hes so bad at math

yeah but nothing beats running a nice relaxing bath saltier than the dead sea and salton sea combined.... unless youre average height and your bathing area is designed for short people...

worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

stuff i drew in discord whiteboard

playing pmod

the puzzle in amnesia dark descent are so charming i love them

fun fact my dad stole my graduation money... for a vacation he couldn't afford... $500 im still pissed

New bed

sometines i wake up feeling lovely

legacy minecraft tooltips are adobe flash movies

guinevere ref for all your guinevere-related needs

okay... the game 'stray' is ass its slop its watered down, surface level crap. me no likey

der Kodak Vision3 AHU 320 Nikon n80 #filmphotography - compression is going to eat these - we need an accepted abbreviation for Kodak Vision3 AHU

yes im pissed that coke bought bluesky sodas (a small "organic" sofa brand) just to shut them down. Companies eating smaller fish that are barely compition FUCKING SUCKS

really hate that we just allow cocacola to get away with monopolistic behavior under the guise of "oh its a good monopoly"

need moriander coriander they call me the cilantro hoe

its bleak

cannnnt get anything done everrrt

the coolest superhero is the rambunctious beerslinger

if i was to make an adaptation of christmas carol, i would cast markiplier as the ghost if christmas present

games i wanna play: signalis inscryption matthew lillard severe allignment