Unfortunately, no. There is no way to convert heavy water into holy heavy water. However, if you start with Holy Water, electrolyze it within a blessed Buchner flask, add Holy Peroxide, then freeze it in a reliquary and purge, the remainder will be Holy Heavy Water.

Writing a book isn't about competition, it isn't about winning or getting rich, it's about sitting down with your fucked-up thoughts and weird ideas and putting them on paper to traumatize people who read them. AI will never get that part right.

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#AwesomeCharacters So Sabbat's answer for this has actually come up in-story - there's an old tumbledown-and-patched-up tower in the River Quarter where, if you're clever and careful, you can climb all the way up to the very top, sit on the roof, and see the whole quarter spread out below you.

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My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com

Did I mention I'm designing stickers for this awesome artbook campaign!? 😁💕

Daily bunny no.3223 brings the catch of the day

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#WIPSnips | airport Unsurprisingly, that I don't have, so have 'docks' instead, in the general spirit of 'place where you get on/off a mode of transport' ( saranadosfiction.com/2021/05/01/s... )

An opinion I pretty firmly hold is that everyone should make a song, paint a painting, act in something, and write a book even if all of those things end up being objectively terrible

These workshops are running this week! Don't miss out. There's still time to buy tickets. Online so you can join from anywhere! You can choose either the Friday or the Sunday. Friday - buytickets.at/romancingthe... Sunday - buytickets.at/romancingthe...

#Febchantment 8: Nobody knows for certain, but the prevailing theory is that the background magic of the world exists as a 'sea' under/between realities, with 'wellsprings' as rare places of power where it bubbles up into the material world of its own accord 1/3

#SundaySnips | yearn That I don't have words-wise, but the feeling's definitely there - in this specific snippet, Archer's just carried Sabbat through into the bathroom so he can have a bath while his legs're still not working. ( saranadosfiction.com/2023/12/29/s... )

Starting to think I should make an index post for the various AUs I post about here, though most of 'em only have a couple of paragraphs of actual writing done yet (the Pretty Woman/heist AU that's slowly becoming a novella is an outlier and should not be counted)

Best. Concept. Art. EVAR. :)

Over on Patreon, Chapter 20 of Fire in the Sky and the concerning conversations continue (this'll go up on my site for everyone next Saturday): www.patreon.com/posts/fire-i... #ArgentumInAqua

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They've now got a quadcopter dronecam covering the first few turns in luge, but when it's in the other shots, it looks like the lugers are trying to escape a UFO.

Craving some 17th century cold-weather vibes? Please enjoy this historically accurate recipe for drinking chocolate for #FoodPit, inspired by my #W IP #YA(?) swashbuckling farce, THE DUEL IN 1660! ❄️☺️☕

Me, mid-writing, very much in the 'let the words happen and see what we get' space: Oh that is objectively a terrible idea, but also I *really* want to see how it plays out if this character goes through with it. The character in question:

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Playmobil Warrior - Token Toys Commission This guy has to be one of my favourites. The gormless little playmobil smile just makes him seem so out of touch with the horrible violence he's committed. : ) #mtg #magicthegathering #commission

So it turns out swapping my desktop over to an OS that doesn't make it take twenty minutes to do anything means I wind up writing an entire chapter pretty much in one go. That, I will absolutely fucking take. (Especially as the plot's now kicking off again)

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I can only imagine some poor pod of whales getting caught up in the mix, resulting in a cross between the Tay bridge rail disaster and the time they decided to blow up a beached whale in America.

Adds excitement to every trip. Besides, it's probably perfectly safe by now. Possibly. Perhaps. It might be.

And I thought I was giving Archer a hard time in the regular 'verse! I think 'waking up after an accident to discover a) you're down an eye, b) your best friend is in a coma, and c) you're down as his next-of-kin and he never bothered to bloody *tell* you that at any point' has got to be up there.

(...Also, having been poking at this some more - Sabbat, it's generally polite to *tell* someone you've put them down as your next-of-kin on your paperwork. Ideally before something happens that means they need to find that particular fact out while you're unconscious, maybe)

The house-buying was done for a good many more and better reasons than simple revenge, but it wasn't *not* a part of it (especially since said relative had been a dick to Archer about him being bi and would have absolutely hit the roof over him marrying a disabled trans guy with an uncertain past)

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(And yes, Paralympic snowboarding in our world doesn't have sit-snowboard as a category yet as far as I'm aware, but this is a couple of degrees to the left anyhow, which means I can put it in there if I want to)

Also Sabbat's himself, as he always is whatever the AU, which means he's a stubborn enough bastard to go straight from having finally been let out of hospital to making Archer help him start adapting to sit-snowboard (which means Archer having to learn to snowboard as well as ski, to help/guide)

(Which is also part of how he ends up as a para-snowboarder, having been a top-tier snowboarder before being injured, because having a workable house and an independently wealthy partner who's also a wintersports athlete means deciding to go for Paralympics is a lot easier than it'd otherwise be)

(Sabbat wasn't a wheelchair-user before the accident that wound up with both him and Archer in hospital - and indirectly led to the two of them going from close friends to romantic partners - so the conversion's also a wee bit Archer trying to make stuff as easy as possible for him going forward)

This one is also very much in why-the-hell-not romance-genre, which means we get a minor European noble who's an Olympic-level biathelete (hi Archer) using money left to him by a bigoted relative to buy and convert a house to live in with his wheelchair-using para-snowboarder partner (hi Sabbat)

Inside the planning meeting: "What about Carlisle?" "FUCK Carlisle!!" "Okay, but the trench full of ordnance..." "If any of you FUCKERS says the word ordnance one more time--"

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Fly by author visit today! Poppy Kuroki is dropping in from 12:30, so swing by or let me know if you want to grab a personalised copy of her sapphic time travel novel! We'll have signed stock afterwards from what's left :)

Not just because it’s how you get better but bad art is good for the soul to create

Doing art badly is good and sacred

OMFG Green's is now available online for free

one of the greatest human triumphs of my lifetime is the relentless, unceasing, heroic effort by DECADES' worth of doctors and scientists to find a cure for a disease much of the world didn't take seriously for years because it predominantly affected a community they thought kinda deserved it

Breaking: We have brought more than 140 feminist and LGBTQ+ organisations together to urge our politicians to act and protect inclusive spaces from expensive lawfare ⚖️ Read more in @the-independent.com: www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

#Febchantment 7: Towards the climax of Silver in the Ashes, and the start of the deeply experimental and deeply dangerous ritual the crew's been working on for most of the book - which, so far, is going far better than they'd been worried it would. ( saranadosfiction.com/2025/01/03/s... )

#WIPSnips | redeem The idea rather than the word here - we're back in Blood on the Snow, and our first mention of the Turned ( saranadosfiction.com/2020/06/02/b... )

Daily bunny no.3222 must seek an alternate route

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