@snowy.bsky.social how about this as a new trick to teach the beaks? www.facebook.com/share/r/1CMp...

This is how AI should be used 👌 x.com/chiky_handlr...

Ooops. Fan about to get a little splattered 🍿

‘This EHRC Code Will Make the UK a Hostile Environment for Trans People’ Keir Starmer's Government promises trans people 'dignity and respect' but is overseeing a colossal failure to protect their rights and safety, argues Helen Belcher

Normal island energy. Not sure what his superpower is but I think I can live without knowing.

Decided to try baking a cake in the air fryer to conserve energy. Hopefully it won’t have a charcoal crust. Wish me luck 🤞🏻

Sure thing, Melanoma, and I'm the fucking Pope. 🙄

Listen to the doctors. He's simply not all there.

Happy War Crimes Day to all who celebrate.

Morning all. Happy Easter. May your bellies be full of sugar and roast dinner. Attempts at making my Easter cake have been foiled so far, so making it in a mad panic today. Doubt it’ll be as good as these babies.

Pitting State Pensions against young people is exactly what they want. Instead you should ask why people making millions or billions pay an average of 11% tax while you pay 28% on everything over £12,570. That's why we have student loans and terrible State Pensions.

New Brexit metaphor just dropped.

Farage turns on tears, when Police refuse to investigate his claim that Aliens, invited to earth by Migrants, took over the bodies of residents in Gorton & Denton & voted for Greens & other Parties to stop him winning… Matt Goodwin has done extensive research on the subject using AI says it’s true😂

Five minutes riffing on pens and he's not even doing any of the good pen jokes! I've got a pen that can write underwater. It can write loads of other words too! What's the difference between Trump and a pen? A pen has a point. I asked my pen why it never goes anywhere. 'Because I'm stationary.'

Bloody hell. From secretly-funded lobby groups masquerading as ‘think tanks’ (who continue to dominate our discourse despite Liz Truss demonstrating the dangers) to a secretly-funded political party. Should have seen that coming.

Abandoned the kids! Burn your pension! Kick the dog into the canal! But save yourselves from democratically elected people who want to [checks notes] savagely improve the planet.

Double-tapping. War crime. Fuck Trump. Fuck the US.

Have Farage, Badenoch & Johnson volunteered to be on the front line yet?

So many girls all making up the same story - guess they we’re leftists and could see into the future—— or maybe—- they were telling the truth … you know www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

DEAR FCO OAKSHITT IS NOT "STRANDED AROUND THE GULF" - IT IS HER CHOICE TO BE THERE AS THE UK IS APPARENTLY "TOO FULL"

Because bombing the fuck out of Iran certainly won't result in anyone else becoming radicalised into terrorism for the foreseeable....

I've never observed a wider gap between self-confidence and lack of any actual understanding than in Badenoch. On other topics it can be comical, but when it extends to undermining gov't on matters of national security, in breach of established conventions, it is profoundly dangerous. #PMQs

Polling holds too much sway over our democracy and governance. But the G&D by-election does show that Reform’s dominance is inflated by foreign/rightwing interests, irresponsible media support and Farage’s ego. If progressives can win despite all that, then hatred really is overpriced. Hope can win.

Please sign this petition to fire Chris Mason from a cannon to mark the Gorton & Denton by election. c.org/YKGTcrGRqF

● Typical cost of a Business Class flight to Maldives is £3,100 - £3,200+ return ● 2 of those minimum so £6,400+ ● Accommodation minimum of £250-£350 per night. Farage demands finer things in life though so can exceed £1,000 ● Gross household average salary Gorton & Denton £653 per week

OK. I know I’m autistic so my default setting when dealing with normos is “WTF are they doing and why” but I feel I need to ask: does anyone genuinely find themselves watching grown adults sweep a patch of ice and think “My word, this is riveting, what sterling entertainment” ?

Happy 66th birthday Andy baby.

Morning (almost) all. Thought I’d make an effort to pop on here bit more often to try to connect with old pals and bore them senseless with my posts. If this reaches any of you please give me a wave.

Fighting age man flees his homeland to seek asylum on overcrowded island.

Across Europe, governments are urgently seeking to reduce dependence on the US for anything related to defence. Not in the UK, where control of everything UK & NATO defence related is being handed to the US. Palantir is not our friend. Switzerland has just thrown it out, citing security concerns

Epstein was in and out of Russia every few months according to his travel documents, but Mandelson was partying in nightclubs in St Petersburg and regularly in Moscow. How did our intelligence services fail to pick this up? Or were their reports and investigations suppressed?

So if you’re a graduate trying desperately to get a foot on the housing ladder, crippled with stupid marginal tax rates to pay back your escalating loan and you can’t afford the ridiculous childcare costs so you put off having children till you’ve had a promotion….you’ll be hit by even more tax!?!

I just read that restaurants in NYC are giving ICE agents chocolates with their meals, except they’re laxatives. Quite made my day 😂

Still a complete novice on here. I’ve started regularly getting this message: @automodlists.bsky.social has added you to the "Resist, Resistance, and other related terms in username or bio." moderation list bsky.app/profile/did:... Does anyone know what the heck it means please?

Time zones are weird things, aren’t they? In London it’s 8am In Tokyo it’s 5pm And in the USA it’s 1930s Germany…

Richard Tice agreed to replace me on the Laura Kuenssberg show after I had a sudden attack of not wanting to be questioned about my support for the orange turd who is treating NATO allies worse than he treats Russia. #BBCLauraK

#TrumpIsSuchALoser #NobelPeacePrizeIsNotEnough

We can now say, without risk of challenge, that never in the history of civilisation has a more tragic human being walked the earth. In terms of grace and leadership, he is our black hole.

This is beyond shocking - how can this be allowed to happen? Why on earth can’t they be released on bail? They have a right to a fair trial, appropriate medical treatment, & the removal of punitive Prison Service conditions. Govt’s ban on Palestine Action is simply intolerable

Rather than apologising for his antisemitism, Farage demands the BBC apologise for the antisemitism of Alf Garnett, a fictional character created to satirise antisemitism, who was portrayed by a Jewish man.

When you're gunning for a succesful single mother with a disabled son who grew up on a housing estate don't forget that bloke who claimed expenses for the £5k to heat his stables.

The finest response I've seen so far.

More concerned mums at Epping

Feeling a little down in the dumps today. It’s Norwich Pride and I don’t think I’ve ever voluntarily missed it before but duff body is being non-compliant. Tried to override the control panel but it’s just dumped me on my arse. I guess that’s a no then 🙄