I'm gonna miss these nails.

Hey, it doesn't matter how beautiful, smart, funny, or loyal you are my darling. That ain't shit dude, still ain't shit. Even men I respect on some level, have done 'ain't shit type' behavior in a relationship with someone. Even my dad. So hold your head high after that cry or scream. You're good.

My body is nearly ready

I danced hard and I headbanged even harder. I don't regret it but my body is not happy with my decisions.

Pop quiz medical billers. You see that a claim has been rejected by the insurance plan. You have reviewed the claim and corrected any errors noted. Do you: A: Rebill the claim as a corrected claim? B: Rebill the claim C: Realize you don't work in US healthcare finance and just skip this.

Shout out to the hotties who are wearing masks to the Carpenter Brut and HEALTH show in Philly tonight.

How about a weekend GIVEAWAY to celebrate our Publisher Sale? We've released some epic games so far in 2026: Esoteric Ebb, Last Man Sitting, Kulo Niku & Regions of Ruin: Runegate. Wanna win a keys for all 4 on Steam? Follow us, like & retweet this post to enter. Winner chosen 21 April. Good luck!

A Canada goose tried to sneak attack my husband, a Tufted Titmouse played games with my feelings and a Wild Turkey scared me shitless.

Coworkers doing a skit and want to use "clock it" but don't know what that means and use the wrong fingers and I'm dying cuz when I corrected them I realized they don't know anything about ballroom or queer culture and they got pissy with me.

#Dragrace Friends I am #teamMykiMeeks Florida has had Season 18 feeling the heat with all them talented queens. One last taste of Florida Sunshine pleaeeeeease!!

To celebrate the 1 year anniversary of the launch of Blue Prince we are giving away a set of our exclusive Gamescom 2024 Blue Prince pin and lanyard. 🎂🎉 To enter make sure you're following us and @blueprincegame.bsky.social & repost this post. Winners will be announced 17 April 2026. Good luck!

Hey baby, I need you to stop looking at your phone while you drive. I know that shit has bluetooth and you can get a nice dash stand while you're at it. Stop putting your life & everyone else's on the line for a message from your boy Todd. Todd is cool & all but he can wait a couple of minutes.

A day with me at work is me just chanting "I'm tired of this grandpa." It starts at a whisper, that grows to a scream. It's the same process for checking in on current events.

Four female patients complained to the state medical commission about alleged sexual misconduct by Dr. Mark Mulholland from 2022 to 2024. The board waited until April 2025 to file a formal statement of charges. With @kuow.org

Do you like cross stitch and supporting the trans community? Of course you do silly! check out Bad Stitch's campaign for TDOV! #crafts #TDOV #crosstitch www.patreon.com/posts/154005...

Forgot my meds today. I hope everyone can handle me at my most obnoxious. Pray for them.

You know what, me too. First three trans mutuals to comment get a Steam game key in their DMs

anyway im a lead actor in an upcoming queer steampunk mystery audio drama but if the kickstarter does not get funded, it does not get made and i would love to be able to do this so consider kicking a few dollars our way pls and thank, we only have 10 days left to get funded! #podcast #audiodrama

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

Capitalism is the reason you can't have nice things

The baby made it home safely. 🥹 #newbooksmell #horror @v-e-tirado.com

Oh I went to see 'The Bride!'. I enjoyed it and also wanted to say "what an interesting way to explain how fucking tough it is to be a woman/girl or just aligned on that part of the spectrum at some point in ones life. God's it's so fucking hard."

I pre-ordered @v-e-tirado.com latest book and supposedly it's gonna be here today. I'll keep you abreast of the situation.

I'm watching the Top Model special. I'm so hurt for all the contestants. The horrific things that happened to Shandi in Milan and then the shit she dealt with after...ugh. *Deep tired hurt and unsurprised sigh*

I keep my hands pretty busy. I knit in the car, I do kumihimo during meetings, and cross stitch during group therapy. The only times I keep them still is during sleep or because my nail artist has them. #adhd #nails #crafting

Discord has announced that it's cutting ties with Persona, the AI software company backed by Peter Thiel used for age and identity verification.

I played video games enthusiastically this weekend and now I must pay for my crimes by getting in bed and turning the lights off. Goodbye my friends lol

"We are gonna spend your tax dollars to fuck with less than 2,000 residents that have never harmed you specifically, and no we won't do anything that actually benefits our constituents."

One of the things that personally drives me crazy in the U.S. is how youth sports/athletic activities went from a part of the public good (municipal leagues and fields! rec centers! public parks!) to a privatized, expensive, highly competitive, highly structured pursuit for wealthy kids’ résumés

Been a lousy two weeks at work and I've been in an equally lousy mood but I remembered that I can watch Stargate SG-1 from the beginning and now I think I can survive this frightful existence and dream of the stars.

I really want that apartment. Whichever comes through first, that's the one I want. In the meantime, this weird ass bitch is saying and doing weird shit. Again. Help me get outta here without having to catch an assault charge. gofund.me/c8d642bcd

15 years ago today I arrived on Downing Street in a cage. I've seen off Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss and Sunak and I'm still going strong. Only two Prime Ministers have ever done longer stints here: William Pitt the Younger and Sir Robert Walpole. Bill and Bob - I'm coming for you... (Photos AP)

We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was

I finally got to borrow the audio book of "We Don't Swim Here" by @v-e-tirado.com iiKane narrates! Hooray Libby hooray books!

I heard a murder (of crows) today and they were making a racket. I looked outside and they were just alerting me (everyone) to what I believe was a Cooper's Hawk. Awesome to see this morning.

Don was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles.

As a team, we’re deeply grateful to the players who have been with us since launch, as well as new adventurers discovering Tyria for the first time . You all help make #GuildWars2 , a home to return to - again and again. 🔗 gamerant.com/guild-wars-2...

I was gifted 'What the Fact?!: A Daily Trivia Almanac of 365 Strange Days in History' for Yule, so it's a part of the morning ritual now. I read it to my husband in the morning over coffee. #JanuaryPagesChallenge

I'm attempting the #JanuaryPagesChallenge on Story Graph. I'm listening to All Systems Red by Martha Wells. But I'm also reading Codebreaking: A Practical Guide by Schmeh and Dunin.

Started playing The Hundred Line - Last Defense Academy

I was told my cat's eyes have opinions™ today. I followed up with showing the person this photo from last year. They are correct.

What's up? Me, that's what's up. Insomnia is such a bitch. I hate her.

Something is going on here. So do as the image says and get in the van @blumhouse.com clicks.blumhouse.com/f/a/pbufptmx...

The winner of the National Dog Show this year was a fantastic pick. I love dogs.

Last night after work, I sat on the couch and just watched Britney Spears music videos until my spouse made it home. I highly recommend it.

The Budgie is still alive and kicking they have no interest in hanging out with me. They basically are just vibing with the House Sparrows like a flamboyant foreign cousin who's staying for the holidays. I have nicknamed them B.B. (Budgie baby)

Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work. Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/

Been doing the feeder watch and was excited to see some new visitors but then immediately confused when I realized a Budgie was there. Whose baby is this!? #Birds #birdfeeder

Went to Pennypack park today and walked about a 1 1/2 mile looking for my birds and enjoying the beauty. Highly recommend going outside