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"Now if you'll excuse me," the goblin said as she stood up from the meeting. "I have to work on some important documents." As she turns to leave, her briefcase catches on the edge of the table, spilling several hundred sour gummy worms onto the floor.

happy PMD day i like to think if i got asked a weird questionnaire by 𝑮𝑶𝑫 and woke up next to a lake i was deposited nearby to observe my reflection that i would probably see this creature looking back at me

Happy #PMDDay! [ #art #Pokemon #PMD #MysteryDungeon ]

Someone should cash app me money so I can buy some gummies from the drug store in crocs at 4am

i often see things that make me say "this is the most Boston thing I have ever seen in my life" but i think this one might have swept them all

Lots of folks jumping at the chance to turn themselves into a toy without first reading up on toy safety standards. www.cpsc.gov/Business--Ma...

Oh great heavens, I ask kindly… 50 dollars for sims 4 dlc?

WE'RE PUTTING TOGETHER A TEAM Punk Goblin Paladin of Freedom Skeleton Ranger with an equally dead hound Slimegirl Sorceress Kobold Cleric who worships a Dragon (who is real and mortal and maybe like 200 kilometres away tops but her faith is so pure that the spells work?) WHAT ELSE YA GOT?

surround yourself with lesbian perverts

doll girl who used to be a male wizard that swears shes actually a really powerful lich king now and becoming a doll was really smart actually because now she has cheated death

BOOT SEQUENCE INITIATED...

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If you extract all the microplastics in my brain could you just make this out of it

Val and @judatfs.bsky.social get intertwined with quite a Troublesome Tome.. They should be more careful in what they read, buuut I think they're more Imp-pressed than anything 🎨 Anonymous Artist Tome of Imps by @huffslove.bsky.social #TFSky #TGTF #TFEveryday #TFTuesday #Transformation #transfur

I GOT A FREE BUNNY SKIN ON DBD :D I DONT EVEN KNOW THE CHARACTER THIS IS BASED OFF OF BUT I DONT CARE FUCK YEAH BUNNY RABBIT

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Midwest Goblin

Trans Day of Visibility? Oh no. [Doing the little raise up and growl animation that Sectoids do when the fog of war is broken, then scuttling into cover]

Guys I don’t think the insomniacs gambit is working.

five slimes in a trenchcoat

So are nintendo trying to appeal to macro-kink lesbians or is it a coincidence?

What’s the counter play here? The light beam is clearly coming from the left side, but it isn’t in my fov when I get blinded. This happened twice this match, and all the survivors got away because I was constantly under pressure of being blinded. What am I supposed to do?

i’m losing my shit at this

I saw a weird dumpster on my walk today

pokemon of lumiose city trying pokeblocks from other regions for the first time:

"You drank the radium paint, didn't you?" "I DON'T HAVE TO STAND FOR THESE WILD ALLEGATIONS!" *burps, sets off a geiger counter*

Casting high caliber spells with her big gun (and bigger guns) Gunwitch truly has it all

date idea- you hop me up on stimulants and I try to bite you from the other end of this

lets let her cool down before the next round :3 If you want to help support me and my work and see stuff early and get access to other stuff go here! subscribestar.adult/dirtsecret

jesus christ this guys needs genuine help

coloured sketch sequence comm for anonymous(e)!

Porn is just the test case. They're going to add real ID requirements for viewing abortion info, LGTBQ+ issues, etc. The thought police tracking everyone's waking move, online and offline.

My five year plan is to be so cute and gay that someone decides to become the breadwinner and pat me occasionally~ <33

Ah darn it! Pooltoy’d again.

Thinking about her again

A goblin can do a little tricking*. A little goofing around** . . . *racketeering **wire fraud

I’m so brainrotted rn

I have realized that I love having a nonbinary girlfriend because I can describe them as increasingly elaborate titles or oversimplify it as partner and it all describes the same beautiful person

i love this already

This is one of those “feels like it should be illegal” things some wizards offer on the side.

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Man I really ain’t one of the 15% of autistics with a job, I’m just a financial burden.

buny

Pet angels require specialty heat lamps, radiating divine grace and mercy at a blinding intensity

Why Fairy backshots are a bad idea.