Sir Jim Ratner.

That Pukka tea radio ad. Incredible that it was conceived, discussed, drafted, agreed, produced and broadcast without anyone at any point saying ‘you’re fucking kidding? This is literally the most irritating thing I’ve ever heard’.

FIFA must be feeling pretty silly right now.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social It’s often not about doing something ‘naughty’ that leads to more arrests, but being extremely oppositional in the face of authority in the moment that might lead to a bad outcome.

Wasn’t expecting Todd Terje to end with All Night Long but happy that he did.

I’ve never worn a cap in my life but

Annoying way to lose an 81-day streak.

“I’m just going out for a walk*, see you shortly”. (*pint, obvs).

Weapons at the Everyman in Crystal Palace last night. The film was great, and so is the cinema. Nice man welcomes you into the lobby, takes food and drink orders whilst screen is being prepared. Lovely place, great experience.

Just spent a couple of weeks in Georgia, US. Cant quite explain how fascist the country has become now, without a large proportion of the population even realising. Genuinely scary place.

Found a load of rare adidas SPZL stuff in an adidas outlet store in the US Deep South. #ebay

Looking forward to this. The Brixton disco festival of course. Not Conclave.

Labour think if they keep on fucking over the deserving in service to the rich, that will help them in 2029. It won’t. And we’ll all be fucked as a bonus.

Priceless Reform UK MP Rupert Lowe reported to police over alleged threats against party chair - Sky News

Genuinely concerned that Trump is colluding with Russia to take over the world, starting with Europe. Now nostalgic for mid-80s WW3 paranoia. Not quite where I expected to be at 55.

Hard dancing disco funk. What an album. 6 tracks including this and Check Out The Groove. youtube.com/watch?v=En_i...

What a vibe this is. All-time top 20. youtube.com/watch?v=uXsq...

RIP P.H. Moriarty. Good friend of my Dad’s from back when they were young Millwall fans in Deptford. Entertaining bloke.

We still have a business account on Twitter (not blue tick), so just looked at that. Up till recently, it was pretty safe. V different from the average nonsense. A month later, it’s rabid racist nonsense wall-to-wall. We’ll have to shut that now too.

Oh look here I am listening to Barbara Norris again. youtube.com/watch?v=vLBp...

My wife really putting this poor kid through the product knowledge wringer in John Lewis. His final boss of customers who are expert in duvets, togs, fitted sheets and piping details.

Having a pint or two before I go into the record cave in Crystal Palace. Should be doing this the other way around, tbh.

Wordle 1,290 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I guess it had to happen one day.

Would really appreciate it if people could stop using the word ‘haul’ to describe Xmas presents, charity shop record buys etc. it really makes me cringe. Thanks.

Blimey. Just looked at Twitter through our work account and it’s just even worse unhinged racism - even more than just a few weeks ago. Quite insane.

We’ve all had a bit too much Xmas eh

Good day for the STARE posse today. #iykyn

The Spirit of Christmas past: Your Da. Chain smoking, brutally hungover, wearing a random dressing gown, facing the existential horror of a 3 hour foul-tempered Monopoly game. 'Put some underpants on - you're scaring the budgie!'

Can't stop thinking about how there's a bottle of HP Sauce in Godfather 3.

With Greggg’s TV career over, at least he can spend more time with his son actually scrap that

That went well. ⚒️

Wake up, Greggy I think I've got something to say to you...

Thoughts and prayers this morning with right-wing Twitter grifters struggling with the reduction in net migration numbers.

At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix

Just been reminded of this.

You’re back early

#discosky youtu.be/by0rX9QKZUU?...

‘Refused to allow him to use the politeness of the British establishment’ is everything here.

Most London record shops are rubbish for used vinyl nowadays. Everything washed through Discogs at the door, prices set at the peak too.

So many great end-of-night tracks, but this is one of the absolute best. Who doesn’t love a downtempo, maudlin disco track, filled with loss and pain? Disco isn’t just for Christmas. Incredible remix. music.youtube.com/watch?v=XT-i...

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Enjoyed how Clarkson goes all ‘barely-contained fury Partridge’ here.

I’ve got to admit - struggling to see why farmers would think that Clarkson should be their poster boy here, not least because he’s actually admitted he only farmed to avoid tax. And also, because, well, Clarkson.

Farmers have arrived in London and parked up, ready to protest.

Maintaining BlueSky hygiene today by blocking unwanted DMs, pornbots, fash supporters and Man U accounts.

While we’re on ALFOS. I got married in 2012 - our wedding DJ (Pablo Contraband) was hosting an ALFOS night at his place in Brighton a couple of weeks before. He invited us down to hang out - it was an incredible night and he kindly sent me the recording after. 🔥 on.soundcloud.com/MvkSZars4hFd...

Right. Off to Crystal Palace to look at records. Picked up a few bargains in Reckless yesterday, so I’m on a roll. Or heading for divorce. One of the two.

I mean, who doesn’t like a bit of Norman Connors on a Saturday? music.youtube.com/watch?v=GOX9...