Watching Unforgotten again from the start just to feel something.

I love that bit in American TV shows in the 2000s where you’re getting really invested and it’s getting genuinely good and interesting now and then you get a few baffling episodes of diabolical fucking dogshit in a row and realise you just got to the writer’s strike

Just don't ask about Plumbert's aubergine

Name your top 15 tv shows ever, gut instinct only: Doctor Who Inside No. 9 Jim Henson's The Storyteller Grimm Tales with Rik Mayall Jonathan Creek Red Dwarf Blackadder Yonderland Horrible Histories Fullmetal Alchemist QI Mythbusters Star Trek Lower Decks Talking Heads Unforgotten

I always forget how much I love Baby Driver

If you've ever listened to the Please Attend Carefully podcast we have a message for you...

I am actually super keen for Circuit Breaker. I think it's clear that the BBC consider Time Lord Victorious and Doom's Day enough if a critical and commercial success to keep doing these multi part, multimedia adventures.

Trying out a podcast recommendation and finding myself genuinely angry at such a waste of my time. 15 minutes in and I'm yet to experience anything remotely approaching the podcast brief or episode subject matter. What are you for?!

"We must imagine Sisyphus happy"

Sorry we're later, the homework ate our dog, or something.

Happy April 28 to all who celebrate!

Is it deadnaming if I shelve my copy of Tea for the Tillerman under C?

The whole push to make AI this big, vital, irreplaceable part of our lives is entirely to make tech bros feel less cringe about obtaining their only source of social interaction and personal validation from a chatbot.

Write the book you would like to see someone pull from a higgledy piggledy pile in a secondhand shop 63 years after your death and say, "This looks fucking weird. I think I will buy it for Joan."

I checked Clearsky and I am on no lists and in no starter packs. I have been blocked by 6 people, presumably for being unremittingly dull.

Gaslight Gatekeep Gallifrey

Excuse me, there must be some mistake, I took some Pregabalin and now it's tomorrow?

Criticism of modern Doctor Who from Chibnall hate to RTD2 stems primarily from people who have spent far too long thinking (and relentlessly posting) about what the show "Should Be" and less about accepting what it is at face value. The show will never live up to those expectations.

"But Mr. Dent, the plans have been available in the local planning office for the last nine months."

So i watched Small Prophets

In the words of Spike Milligan: "I told you I was ill"

Editing your podcast after recording it is like having to stop midway through sex to watch the playback of yourself, crtitique it for style, and confront every awkward noise you never knew you made. -Oscar Wilde (probably)

I genuinely believe that Trump is a perfect candidate for the Salazar treatment. Stick him in a bunker somewhere, give him a dummy phone, odd bits of paper to sign, the occasional actor playing a journalist to abuse, and just let his mind unravel far away from anything of any consequence.

Muppet outtakes

What I think: It's just an argument, there's no need to escalate to personal attacks. What I say:

What's Captain Cook's pizza order? Hearty Hawaiian feast.

"FLY MY HAWKMEN!"

"After my fashion, yes. I ate the biscuit. I ate it very deliberately and visibly, so that he would have no doubt as to what it was I was doing. When I eat a biscuit," Arthur said, "it stays eaten."

Widemouthed Ozguanodont: I'M a WIDEMOUTHED OZGUANODONT and I eat bugs and flies. What about you? Tyrannosaurus Rex: I'm a Tyrannosaurus Rex and I eat Widemouthed Ozguanodonts. Ozguanodont:

The Whitlams live with the Adelaide Symphony Orchestra is probably one of the best nights I've had in a bloody long time.

MORE! I NEED MORE!

Am shocked the invisible hand led to shitty outcomes just like it did the last time, and the time before that, and the time before tha...

"We didn't receive any messages, and Captain Blackadder definitely did not shoot this delicious plump-breasted pigeon"

A dear friend is on holiday in Tasmania and found these Doctor Who masks sitting in a rafter in a Hobart antique store. They were apparently made by someone from Madam Tussauds for an ABC promotion (which raises so many questions). $4000 for the set.

I don't get why everyone is so hung up on Master and Commander when Hornblower exists.

Ventriloquist slurs

Ah Clint. Stardew's favourite printing error

This. Is. Everything.

Compare the Market has really ruined meercats for me, a friend just sent me a photo of one from the zoo and my immediate thought was "ugh not that cunt"

You will notice that unlike Kinder eggs, Cadbury easter eggs have not been fertilised.

Same with writing. Same with game design. The boring, hard work is how you learn.

Remember he died for our sins

you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon

So fucking funny to sell this to big businesses and world governments

people simply love it when you storm out of the gates to support an illegal war, then lecture them about personal responsibility after it makes their lives worse

Showing my Granny egg sucking hacks on Tiktok and blowing her mind.

[The ghost of Salieri] And am I remembered? [Living human] Oh, yes [Salieri] And am I mentioned in the same breath as Mozart? [human] Look you might want to sit down for this

Been following a cool person for a while now with a bat in their name: 🦇 Of course my myopic ass didn't realise it was a bat until like 5 minutes ago. What did i think it was? Grug. I thought it was Grug.

They: Hi! Through our unhallowed ransacking of the world's knowledge, your computer can now talk to the dead. Me: Can it talk to my printer yet? They: haha no