Can the Liberal party be said to still be in opposition in South Australia?

With all my friends

God i fucking hate Adobe. I didn't like them before but this company is genuinely evil, it should've been broken up decades ago, the Macromedia sale should have been stopped, every single piece should be ripped apart. They've caused harm to creatives comparable to OpenAI. Horrible shitheads

True crime podcasts are inherently immoral, unethical, and exploitative.

“Australia doesn’t have a shortage of houses, a shortage of gas, or a shortage of bullshit about housing and gas supply,” writes Richard Denniss, co-CEO of The Australia Institute. Read the full piece on The Point: https://theaus.in/4bicazj

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Yes. The real victim of Robodebt was *checks notes* Scott Morrison...

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy But here's my labyrinth I stole your baby

"I don't know how to make this" is an opportunity to fucking LEARN.

One must imagine the game dev happy

Walking around humming the music from City of Death for some reason.

"You get out of my truck right now. You can bloody well walk to Wennamucca! When I pick up a hitchhiker I don't take kindly to them launching into song about how well travelled they are. Sure, it had a good beat but I'm pretty sure you admitted to murder in that first verse."

Another perfectly cromulent episode. Eat The Pudding is the most fun you can have with things on/in your ears this week!

My dad was always fond of "Heavy Blatter"

So is it normal practice for all members of a family who are eligible to vote and living in the same house to just go at odd intervals or something?

There's sectarians now? Why can't people just be allowed to eat what they like in peace?

Huh, I live in the nape of Tintin's neck.

I keep trying to explain to my partner that giggling at my angry scouse accent really undermines my point.

Listening to my Billy Connolly LPs in preparation for reading selections from his autobiography to a bunch of pensioners this afternoon.

All the discourse recently has caused my tics to be more severe. Just hearing or even thinking about tics can set someone off and from there it can build up and feed into itself.

I'm watching A Very Peculiar Practice for the first time. At least I think that's what I'm doing. I may have just had a nervous breakdown while watching Doctor Who.

This article, like a lot I've read recently, uses language like: "Davidson shouted slurs at..." There is no at. Involuntary tics have no direction. They have no intended thought, meaning, or recipient. Even "shout" implies control and force. A tic is a noise that comes up your throat on its own

I have not stopped giggling

Fraiser: And how is your work going in Gotham, cousin Johnathan? What do you have there, is it a Batman or a Man-bat? Scarecrow: We have both. Niles: How exciting for you.

Learn self love and self respect by liking your own posts

I have motor and vocal tics. They're uncontrollable. As usual context spoils the righteous indignation so it's given no critical thought.

when I started making music I dreamed of nobody even knowing what I looked like unless they'd seen me play live. I didn't put a single picture of myself on a record for 25 years. I hold the tyranny of the visual to be a general plague and the imperative to be seen in motion lest one vanish a loss

Being a teenage boy is like the difference between pointillism and impressionism: It all comes down to how big your spots are.

A really good subscription model, of course, is the licence fee, which everyone keeps boasting that they have cracked some amazing life hack to avoid, but while still consuming the output. If everyone jumps the turnstiles, we stop having trains.

This planet has — or rather had — a problem, which was this: most of the people on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time.

#WorldPangolinDay #2026sketches Day 8 #art #illustration

“People talk a lot about how many crops it takes to feed my plague of locusts. But you know what else eats a lot of crops? That’s right - humans. Makes you think.”

Applied for a job and on the page when I search the application everything seems fine and normal but there's just the word 'Screen' on one line totally isolated. I have no idea what that's about. Do I require extra screening? Are they vetting me? Is my resume flagging as a possible virus?

My friend, Edith, bought one of these. Cost a fortune. Asked her if she wished she’d saved her money. “Non, René Magritte rien.”

Trin Tragula — for that was his name — was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

The problem with sport is that people love it unconditionally. It's exercise! It's good for you! One day there is going to need to be a conversation about how maybe measures like this are a panacea and the sport is inherently as dangerous to health as asbestos or stone bench tops.

Can you imagine the chaos if there was some hideous King Ralph style tragedy that befell the royal family and he ascended to the throne while in police custody?

I am so sick of having articles shoved in my face telling me that fairly inoffensive telly shows have FAILED and are UNIVERSALLY HATED BY EVERYONE based on very little apart from the fact that they are slightly different from what some middle-aged men watched when they were 12.

This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.

just as easy travel eroded the differences between one country and another, and between one world and another, so time travel is now eroding the differences between one age and another. "The past," they say, "is now truly like a foreign country. They do things exactly the same there."

"Never again," cried the man, "never again will we wake up in the morning and think Who am I? What is my purpose in life? Does it really, cosmically speaking, matter if 1 don't get up and go to work?

Writing a cover letter is always the worst. You want me to write about this guy?! I know this guy better than anyone and I frankly can't stand him. He's an idiot!

I like how people say "manage your depression" like it's a stock portfolio but you're heavily invested in sadness

"After my fashion, yes. I ate the biscuit. I ate it very deliberately and visibly, so that he would have no doubt as to what it was I was doing. When I eat a biscuit," Arthur said, "it stays eaten."

The first Kākāpō born in 4 years was born yesterday 💓💓💓

Give a man a phish he's lost his password. Teach a man to phish he has all the passwords.

Lancastrians are demanding the return of Ekky Thump.

"Is there any tea on this spaceship?" he asked.