if you can't see taps and i can't see taps then who's flying the plane ?

really hope segun akinola comes back to Doctor Who one day; his music is so gorgeous

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*jackie tyler voice* im in my dressing room xo

This is the courtyard outside The Cursed Child in the West End covered in protest chalk for Trans Day of Visibility. Well done, London. Well done.

bigger face

big face

hello moon

the Straights starting to use 'twink' as a slur is completely unacceptable; only one person is allowed to do that and that is *me*

one of my fav moments of friday night's @gallycab.bsky.social was breaking the news that, according to the internet, the DW fandom is dead!! to 600 screaming whovians

i just married two lovely people while dressed as Doctor Who hahahahahaha

spinning the sonic desks at our big beautiful Grand afterparty it's the absolute legend that is davidchippa, plus the return of Sarah DJane Smith 🎶🎧🚀 ‼️‼️ FINAL FINAL RELEASE TIX ON-SALE (but v nearly SOLD OUT) ‼️‼️ (🎟️ below x)

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and we have LIFT OFF 🚀💫‼️ introducing the MONUMENTAL line-up for our first big show of 2026 - coming to you live from The Clapham Grand on Fri March 6th -- and it's HUUUGGEEE 🥳🪩 general release tix almost gone! extra (final) tix now on-sale!! (🔗 below) x

beauty, grace ⋆⭒˚.⋆

the Terminator franchise really had me thinking that the AI-pocalypse would involve more leather :((

chapter 32 💫

oi! repair shop! hole in the ozone layer! slackers!!

surely the repair shop has repaired everything by now

10 yrs 💕 @carrotdrag.bsky.social

15

birthday on thurs

we had a fabulous lil side-quest last night celebrating our beloved Clapham Grand's 125th birthday huuuuge anniversary show -- what an amazing night!! we feel so lucky to be a part of the wonderful work you do - here's to the next century-and-a-bit!! 🥳🪩 💖💖

i used to be a god

Reader, i have discovered the height of decadence, and it's eating a creme egg stark bollock nakéd

~sam raimi batman movie~ might be one of the most beautiful sentences i've ever read

practically living in this fleece atm

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i've been saying it for years and years, but a prequel series ~28 Hours Later~ could go so SO hard

i'm in a gorgeous new playyyy 🏳️‍🌈💕 coming to LONDON (The Pleasance), BRISTOL (The Wardrobe), CARDIFF (Porters) this April xo

at this exact moment in time someone is already concocting the most tasteless musical parody based on this Beckham drama - see it urself @ Ed Fringe '26!!

LET'S GOoOo 🚀🔥 introducing Gallifrey Cabaret 2026 - bigger, bolder, and more bonkers than ever before 🪩‼️ kicking off with a massive night at London's iconic Clapham Grand, followed by a camp cosmic club night 🕺🏻🥳 ready for the adventure of a lifetime? then take our hands and ALLONS-LGBT! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈💫 🩷🩷✨

visited the Bone Temple last night; what a ride - what a fucking mythos!! - this franchise continues to be Nia DaCosta knocks it out the park, everyone's firing on all cylinders, the soundtrack is insane two big thumbs up, roll on Part III 🩸🔥

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last night someone came up to me and said they really recognised me, had I approx 8 yrs ago done a performance at the RVT as a dancing banana, and i said 'yes', because i had [contd.]

going ⬆️ !

i love watching movies and thus could never be a film critic as apparently this requires you to Fucking Hate Them

can any pleasure quite equate to putting on 🩲 fresh from the tumble dryer 🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦

we want YOU! 🛸✨ get in touch & share around, we're on the hunt for new faces to join us onboard our LGBTQ+ARDIS in '26 read more 🧵⬇️

have spent too much of the last 48 hrs arguing against using generative AI and i want to chew knives :))

the Doctor and Captain Hack have always had something of a ~Heated Rivalry~ 🏒🫦

gird ✨ your ✨ sonics our first 2026 date is materialising v soon... 🩷🩷

it's a heavy burden but i bear it

merry christmas from our lil fam to you and yours xox

🎶Wherever you find love, it feels like Who-mas!🎶 Nothing says festive winter holiday magic like The @gallycab.bsky.social Christmas Special Special, and they truly outdid themselves this year with their biggest, best show yet.

WHO WHO WHO, MERRY XMAS! 🎄🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💫 🎟️s are live NOW for our colossal xmas special, celebrating everything fabulously festive from 'cross the Whoniverse! snow! sequins! silliness! spectacle! this Dec 18th @ The Clapham Grand ❄️✨ 🔗 below - 40% tix already gone!!

plenty more fish in the sea 🫦🫧 putting the homo into Homo Aqua st our big show last week, with the ol' flame Colin the Sea Friend (@richardprice2.bsky.social) LOVE FINS!! 🏳️‍🌈🌊

One of the many highlights from @gallycab.bsky.social last night! Watch to the end! 😅😅

Separate post for Duncan & @reececonnolly.bsky.social 🙂‍↕️

As always @gallycab.bsky.social was incredible