over £10k raised for the glorious @cabaretvscancer.bsky.social since we started our shows back in '21 -- epic!! thank you to all who've helped us in our efforts - the work CvC do is tireless, human, and so so important we're endlessly proud to support them ❤️🩵✨

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🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ email template 🔗'd in our b!0 personalise as much as you can so it won't be rejected/ignored as a copy-paste!! KEEP THE PRESSURE ON

YOU ARE THE WEAKEST TWINK... GOODBYE 🤖⚡️💥 @carrotdrag.bsky.social slays (quite literally) as the ANNE DROID last night @ our big bonkers whoniverse quiz

daily reminder that if you use generative AI instead of your actual brain & imagination you! are! a certified! looossssseeeerrrrrrrr!

ur cryogenically-frozen 200th century gameshow host is open for bookings

this is my head, here are some shots of it :)

you heard the Flood!! our big mad quiztacular is coming to The Clapham Grand this Thurs 4th Sept - and there's still time to book you and your team in! prizes! trivia! bonus rounds! killer androids! now all we need is ✨you✨ 🎟️ below xo

here we go again... see you in October @mcmcomiccon.bsky.social - we can't WAIT 🥳😈🤩

your cyberteacher and your evil pepperpot teacher already got married 🧨

arghhh Alien: Earth keeps getting better and better, oh i love those lil critters so much

for the full shoot, plz subscribe to my OnlyClams x

CTHULHU WILL RISE 🫦🦑 i've dredged up my stupid sexy solo show from the ocean depths for 2025! a timeless, relatable tale of star-crossed love betwixt man & eldritch death-squid 🥺🐙 it's queer! it's messy! it's the perfect way to see in the impending apocalypse!! 🎟️⬇️ x

producing a doccy who club night in manchester next month a sentence i never thought i'd say and simultaneously absolutely did

MANC! come party with us! Doctors' orders ;) celebrating our sold-out week @ HOME we're throwing a big bonkers party on Sat 27th Sept - and everyone's invited! 🥳✨ join us for Whoniverse bangers & queer pop hits, plus plenty surprises... 🕺🏻🪩💫 🎟️🔗 below/gallifreycabaret.co.uk

what i love is when the washing machine sounds like it's about to fucking explode

Worth remembering that Terence Stamp was the son of a ship's stoker. Stamp desperately wanted to act, after falling in love with movies as a kid, and it was a scholarship to Drama School that allowed him to walk that path. Every time arts cuts are made, they rob us of more Terence Stamps.

running is hot !

fancy another one?? 🐝✨ due to HUGE demand we've added yet *another* date to our Sept shows up in sunny Manchester 🤯🤩 now that's what we call a HOME run ;) Tues 23rd on-sale NOW! all other dates are SOLD OUT!! 🔗 below xo

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nearing 50% of tickets sold for this already - MAD! - so if you're wanting to join us this October, snap 'em up x

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🚨NEW SHOW!! 🚨 this Oct is the return of our 'Monsters and Aliens Ball' @ The Clapham Grand, just in time for Halloween... cos after all, what’s Doccy Who without some scary monsters & wicked aliens to hide behind the sofa from?? 😈👽 already selling ⚡️FAST⚡️ 🔗 below...

some recent edits of a few of the ✨amazing✨ acts from our SUPERMASSIVE SUMMER SPECIAL @TheClaphamGrand the Whoniverse is here, and it's hella queer! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💫

just good friends x @gallycab.bsky.social @reececonnolly.bsky.social

Here's the revised line-up for #DoctorWho #TargetBookClub Tickets: bit.ly/escape2danger

NEWCASTLE!! oh what a dream you were 🤩💕 two big bold beautifully bananas shows @livetheatre.bsky.social, packed out with fabulous queer whovians, plus a truly extraordinary cast & crew of total legends -- thank you all! howay the Time Lads!! ✨🖤🤍✨

in NATURE 🌞🌾

due to huuuge demand (u guys 🥹 we blush) HOME have v kindly given us another date! 🔥FRI 26th SEPT🔥 selling now now now!! 🔗 in bio / via homemcr.org x ♥️🧡✨

v v excited for this 🐂⚡️🐂⚡️🐂

RIGHT, c'mon then, 'bout time we dropped by again... 🐝✨ we're BACK bby! at the awesome HOME, materialising for ‼️ONE NIGHT ONLY‼️ this September DON'T MISS OUT! 🎟️s live now and selling fast already... 🫨🤩 ♥️🧡✨ (( 🔗 below ))

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"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."

🍑y keen

our next big London show is 98% completely utterly ‼️SOLD OUT‼️ and believe us when we say: you do *not* wanna miss it... 🚀💫 🎟️ 🔗 below

look upon my Hoops, ye Mighty !!

this was wild

hosting & co-producing Jurassic Park drag show in Cardiff tomorrow, hosting an hour of cabaret at Hoopla on saturday, Doctor Who finale cinema screening on saturday night delighted with what's become of my lil life tbh 💕

don't make me tap the sign

we're landing at @mcmcomiccon.bsky.social folks!! Sat 24th May | 3:15 - 4:15pm | Fringe stage join us for a camp cosmic joyride thru time & space onboard our trusty LGBTQ+ARDIS -- it's gunna be a Moment!! 🚀🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈💕

from t'other day, before the sun remembered what country it was in

trip of a lifetime bby!! 🟦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💕

and on that, don't think people won't remember where you stood on this #eurovision

remember! f*ck eurovision, free palestine

an extinction-level cabaret event 65 million years in the making... our mad scientists have spliced drag & dinosaur DNA to create the ultimate tribute to the legendary JURASSIC PARK two parks open! Isla Cardiff + Isla London! prepare to SCREAMM 🦖🔥 🎟️⬇️/in bio

LDN! we're back @TheClaphamGrand in July, taking over for a WHOLE FRIDAY NIGHT 🤩🥳😍 an interstellar cabaret followed by a huge whovian party? it's gunna be a BLAST! 🎉 🥂 it's gunna be QUEER! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 it's gunna be HOTTER than a pyrovile in a sauna!! 🥵🔥 🎟️ link below x

unknowingly sat on an anthill here; now they're in my brain :)

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idk i think we got to see *just* enough of the Midnight entity for it to be truly truly chilling