#elevatorpitch #survivorsequel So the jumbo jet flying back from China has to emergency land on an uncharted desert isle with all those cabinet members and billionaires. Do the techbros build AI out of coconuts and underwire from the ladies’ bras? Or does the Leader complain on Conch Social 24/7? 😁

President Obama: “We pulled it off without firing a missile. We got 97% of their enriched uranium out. There’s no dispute that it worked and we didn’t have to kill a whole bunch of people or shut down the Strait of Hormuz.”

He's worse than Roger Taney now. He's the worst Chief Justice in history, I'd say.

OBAMA’S DEAL WITH IRAN WAS AN ACTUAL DEAL AND DIDN’T COST ANYTHING

Thank you for your courage to publicly address abusive language.

Pope Leo, in Angola, decries 'despots' who exploit resources, make false promises - www.reuters.com/world/africa...

Child: I know your name. Mamdani. Obama: What’s his first name? Child: Mayor.

It looks like we may finally be done with Europe’s biggest traitor. Orbán is likely the European with the most Ukrainian blood on his hands

Hungary has a chance to end 16 years of Orban's authoritarian rule. Peter Magyar isn't an outsider screaming at the gates. He's an insider who left Fidesz & exposed the corruption machine from inside. That credibility is exactly what can break the spell. #DV1 #ProudBlue #Voices4Victory #USDemocracy

In the running for greatest giveaway of all time

I wanna watch the Artemis landing on this.

@onebywillie.bsky.social more Mickey! 😎😁

Wise words from Spain's Prime Minister: “The momentary relief cannot make us forget the chaos, the destruction, and the lives lost. The govt of Spain will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they show up with a bucket. What is needed now: diplomacy, international law and PEACE.”

The President of the United States is threatening war crimes. That alone is illegal. He is unfit for office. I am urging the entire military command to remember your oath to the Constitution. Do not follow illegal orders. Do not commit war crimes. The stain and repercussions will be endless.

The President of the United States is a madman.

He Didn’t Win! He Wasn’t Shot! He is the Trump Epstein Files….

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Robert Mueller-Thank you for your brave service in Viet Nam. Thank you for following the rules, even the policy of the Justice Dept about not indicting a sitting President. You had integrity, which is sorely lacking today. Thank you for serving all of us & not just one President. Rest in peace.

Election fraud is when you lie about very clean and secure elections being riddled with fraud

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Eid Mubarak, y’all!

So far the war on Iran has cost $25 billion. That's $1 billion per day. $41,666,667 per hour. $11,574 per second. Thousands of lives lost. People don't want this. They want a living wage. They want healthcare. They want to be able to afford a home. They want their basic needs met.

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-A living wage -Guaranteed healthcare -The right to join a union -The right to vote -The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family -The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence Remember: These are the foundations of real freedom.

#meshcore Anyone into this? Like WhatsApp and Ham Radio had a baby. Good maybe for #samizdat after Skynet and AI take over😎😁

Dani Bensky, Epstein survivor: “Why is the FBI director out there partying like a college kid when he should be investigating the vast criminal enterprise?”

So in order to avoid a full scale war in Iran the trump administration is in talks to give Iran "a very limited nuclear enrichment program that they could carry out solely for purposes of medical research and treatments." You mean the fucking deal Obama made? That you fucking trashed? You suck.

UNREAL: A guy who claimed to be “John Barron” sounding like Trump called into C-SPAN to complain about the Supreme Court's tariff decision. John Barron is a pseudonym Trump has used in the past when talking to journalists. This is pathetic. Make sure everyone sees this!

People broke this story? The magazine that regularly features Miss Piggy on the cover? GET READY TO ACCEPT YOUR PULITZER, PEOPLE MAGAZINE!!! people.com/jeffrey-epst...

NEW: Republicans found voter fraud – Elon Musk's America PAC broke the law by sending pre-filled absentee ballot applications in November 2024 in Georgia, and by failing to make it clear that they were not official government documents, according to the Georgia State Election Board. #PedoElmo

Turns Out There Was Voter Fraud in Georgia—by Elon Musk newrepublic.com/post/206857/...

Views may differ, but #freespeech is vital to our democracy. Please share this out. youtu.be/tEmZ37hkMFk?...

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#ukulele Just strung my baritone with Venezuelan cuatro strings a,d,f#, B.Interesting tuning and great sound but I think I need another ukulele. It doesn’t suit the Country Blues, New Orleans Jazz and old Country music I normally play. 7 euros with free shipping made for a fun experiment but nah!

I wrote this yesterday about the hero city of Minneapolis www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKOW...

Calls For Trump's Removal Surge Across Internet. He Attacks Greenland (confusing it with Iceland), threatens war over losing the Nobel Prize, claims towns look better with military presence, and rambles unintelligibly during important speeches. www.buzzfeed.com/alexalisitza...

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.