@merriam-webster.com You know what isn't a word but sounds like it should be? Dremulent. "The light that day was quite dremulent."

Library Royale. "Take a look, Mr. Bond. It's in a book."

Partly Cloudyball

Hey yall!! Got a new silly youtube video you can check out!! happy holidays :3 AI made mobile games worse, somehow! youtu.be/eNyWJr6DByk?...

Note to upper managers: Make sure you're on your lunch break and logged out of your email accounts before you do cocaine.

excuse me?!

CBS News be like:

@propublicaguild.org Quick question, has propublica backed down on its demand to use AI however it feels like yet?

@jazzpomegranate.com I think I cooked here. bsky.app/profile/race...

Sir Mix-A-Lot:

data: what…is love? guinan: well, on earth people usually take some poppers and coke and head to the ball but bitch you best not be fronting anyway if you ~can vibe~ and you washed your ass you might meet the woman who will have your children

Tom Cruise:

Average Sith Lord:

This is how an amateur time traveler from the victorian era would accidentally reveal themselves.

Now THIS is brand synergy!

@katie.bzky.team Does this mean we can call Jim France Megatron?

Not going to lie, after browsing quite a few neocities websites, bluesky seems a little... bland. Not in terms of people, but in terms of design. They could at least let people put space backgrounds on their profiles.

@jaytholen.net You've GOT to show this to everyone!

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social RealPage is out here on the metaphorical battlefield straight up handing you boxes of ammunition.

He's smiling because he put a bunch of signs in a desert that keep screwing with a cartoon rabbit.

"I'm looking for my husband! He's a frog! Have you seen him?!"

Marjorie Taylor Greene Sowing: "Haha, fuck yeah, yes!" Marjorie Taylor Greene Reaping: "Well this fucking sucks, what the fuck."

Fuck slut shaming. Embrace slut worship. Virgin tradwife? Fuck that. Give me a woman with a body count that would make Emperor Nero shit himself.

The rurer juror 2: rurerer jurorer.

I am super Mutually Assured Destruction about it, which is why I have fired all of the nukes.

Hulk Hogan Yoda:

Thumbnail: "Mobster upset cookie has M&Ms instead of regular chocolate chips."

Ah, sweet, the boss nightmarishly stares at you 5000!

@jazzpomegranate.com The Emperor has requested more human high culture promotion from the social media accounts of his subordinates. starwars.fandom.com/wiki/High_Hu...

@ladyemily.nebula.tv Oh no, this is why it doesn't look right!

"We interviewed an EMBALMED MAFIOSO CORPSE?! #prime #lunchly"

Amazon Web Services Yesterday:

People like Tiffany Wheat think they should be declared 5 star michelin chefs because they know how they like their fast food orders.

Healthcare $0 Science $0 Education $0 Housing $0 Suicide Prevention $0 Infrastructure $0 Food Safety $0 Banking Regulations $0 Gun Safety $0 Argentina $40,000,000,000 Abducting Spanish Speakers $45,000,000,000 Climate $0 someone who is good at economy please help me budget this. my country is dying

Ferrari F1 Team circa 2005:

Friends! Do you enjoy... 1: Funny parodies of late stage capitalism. 2: Existential crises when you realize people would actually buy some of these things despite them intentionally being silly parodies? 3: Commitment to the bit? You might want to read this thread and follow this guy, then.

This is a pretty good flowchart.

Gig economy be like:

This is what Shadow The Hedgehog hears in his head as he commits war crimes against Venezuelan fishermen.

@tallbart.com They found the first YTP!

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social You're going to have to go to one fucked up Ohio diner.

guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone 🪨 now every thing is bronze 😡 we used to live in cave ⛰️ now we sleep in hut 😪 instead of hunting ox 🐮 we make them pull plow 🌾 who else wish we could go back 😩

When you leave your leftover Hitler in the fridge too long:

@littlekuriboh.bsky.social You ever feel like two different galaxies just collided?

Important point: That's every company. They all want to grow infinitely, and to do that, you need everyone buying your shit. Maybe not right away, but you do. The people doing this don't have an infinite amount of money, and everyone else hates them enough to boycott any brand that kowtows.

@katie.bzky.team The Goombas got Mario.

Sometimes, someone else says what you feel like so well that you have to share it.

Why did you wait until the end of the thread to bust out this banger?