@bencollins.bsky.social That feeling when you're a satirist who's job is to joke and exaggerate and your opponent is the world itself.

@littlekuriboh.bsky.social "Behold my spicier millennium eye, Yugi-Boy!"

@josh.uno Found your hat.

Beatles:

@jazzpomegranate.com The Junding Wastes are not to be traveled lightly.

@jazzpomegranate.com JAV Titles:

When you steal a farmer's donkey footage:

@jazzpomegranate.com roxanne fact:

@jazzpomegranate.com Country music song of the year dropped yesterday:

Penis Flight Physics 101

Nicki: "Anyways, let me continue talking about how much I love Donald Trump, the guy who definitely wasn't pedophile island's number one customer! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

Cabunga

@jazzpomegranate.com Star Wars Shadow Drops New Character:

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

@jazzpomegranate.com Slightly diminish a game: Nimrod Campbell and the Lavatory of Yakub.

@merriam-webster.com You know what isn't a word but sounds like it should be? Dremulent. "The light that day was quite dremulent."

Library Royale. "Take a look, Mr. Bond. It's in a book."

Partly Cloudyball

Hey yall!! Got a new silly youtube video you can check out!! happy holidays :3 AI made mobile games worse, somehow! youtu.be/eNyWJr6DByk?...

Note to upper managers: Make sure you're on your lunch break and logged out of your email accounts before you do cocaine.

excuse me?!

CBS News be like:

@propublicaguild.org Quick question, has propublica backed down on its demand to use AI however it feels like yet?

@jazzpomegranate.com I think I cooked here. bsky.app/profile/race...

Sir Mix-A-Lot:

data: what…is love? guinan: well, on earth people usually take some poppers and coke and head to the ball but bitch you best not be fronting anyway if you ~can vibe~ and you washed your ass you might meet the woman who will have your children

Tom Cruise:

Average Sith Lord:

This is how an amateur time traveler from the victorian era would accidentally reveal themselves.

Now THIS is brand synergy!

@katie.bzky.team Does this mean we can call Jim France Megatron?

Not going to lie, after browsing quite a few neocities websites, bluesky seems a little... bland. Not in terms of people, but in terms of design. They could at least let people put space backgrounds on their profiles.

@jaytholen.net You've GOT to show this to everyone!

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social RealPage is out here on the metaphorical battlefield straight up handing you boxes of ammunition.

He's smiling because he put a bunch of signs in a desert that keep screwing with a cartoon rabbit.

"I'm looking for my husband! He's a frog! Have you seen him?!"

Marjorie Taylor Greene Sowing: "Haha, fuck yeah, yes!" Marjorie Taylor Greene Reaping: "Well this fucking sucks, what the fuck."

Fuck slut shaming. Embrace slut worship. Virgin tradwife? Fuck that. Give me a woman with a body count that would make Emperor Nero shit himself.

The rurer juror 2: rurerer jurorer.

I am super Mutually Assured Destruction about it, which is why I have fired all of the nukes.

Hulk Hogan Yoda:

Thumbnail: "Mobster upset cookie has M&Ms instead of regular chocolate chips."

Ah, sweet, the boss nightmarishly stares at you 5000!

@jazzpomegranate.com The Emperor has requested more human high culture promotion from the social media accounts of his subordinates. starwars.fandom.com/wiki/High_Hu...

@ladyemily.nebula.tv Oh no, this is why it doesn't look right!

"We interviewed an EMBALMED MAFIOSO CORPSE?! #prime #lunchly"

Amazon Web Services Yesterday:

People like Tiffany Wheat think they should be declared 5 star michelin chefs because they know how they like their fast food orders.

Healthcare $0 Science $0 Education $0 Housing $0 Suicide Prevention $0 Infrastructure $0 Food Safety $0 Banking Regulations $0 Gun Safety $0 Argentina $40,000,000,000 Abducting Spanish Speakers $45,000,000,000 Climate $0 someone who is good at economy please help me budget this. my country is dying