edible mascots infers digestible mascots. in this analysis i will *manager slams my laptop shut*

We still don’t know where… or when… the Bahamas Bowl will be played.

Pre-loaded Cal loss explainer. Gonna play all the hits.

How many cups is this? Bobcat Stadium capacity is 20,727.

New York Giants Head Coach Scott Satterfield

Another reason to be a MAC fan.

Safely home. Green > Red.

@MACtion has passed its expiration date but nobody shows up like Ohio does for it.

I’ve been waiting for other sour cream brands to speak against Daisy’s reign of terror all season and they remained silent. I’m glad somebody said all this.

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I found today's error in Sports Connections and feel so damn superior to the New York Times right now.

Tough night to be a Color Guard Dad, but the Girl Scout selling continues, unabated. www.gsnutsandmags.com/landing/0/35...

Cruel, but fair, assessment of a roadie to Muncie.

I spose it’s a Rubicon to take that first middle of the night trip and fall on the way to the bathroom. It’s all downhill now.

Mahalo, mother fuckers!

Hypnotized

@channel6.bsky.social McHappy’s in Athens broke out the Mothman cookies for WVU @ Ohio today!

Year what? 24?

Not sure Karun Chandhok could have been any more despondent when Norris' engine let go.

No! Not like this, Hawaii!

These Reds, man...

This is a randy euphemism in The Villages.

How long will McElwain’s show cause be?

McLAREN FUCKED OSCAR AGAIN

Martin Brundle is a chopper is the contention never knew I needed.

I highly suspect the vice president would answer if someone called for “Dumpy”.

What if the go to breakfast spot in my college town IS the tailgate? #FranksTaterPalace Barrels and Breakfast

LA face with an Oakland booty.

A career driving absolute buckets finally pays off.

His band saw(s) might be a bargain!

This is nails.

These guys are invited to the Tater Palace.

Same, Bill, same.

University OF Buffalo?

Williams back?

Oscar is so good.

Ferarri deserves worse for this livery.

one million likes

Formula One on home turf and ESPN has no additional programming or even an interest in adjusting the automated streaming windows for a weather-impacted Sky Sports feed. What a clown show, Bristol!

How embarrassing for Dr? Helmut Marko.

In 1995, Ohio softball won an improbable MAC Championship and took an idiot to Arizona to do a radio broadcast. Jenna Hall is building an absolute wagon in Athens and can clinch a regular season title this weekend at Western Michigan. giving.ohio.edu/support-ohio...

Every race, it becomes clearer that Lando ain't The Guy.

I love my niche and all the inhabitants thereof.

The greatest part of this is that those people KNEW what he was doing before 7 words came out of his mouth!

Now who can argue with that?

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there’s just one thing left to do, win the whole fucking thing

34-3 is child’s play.