Stands up he barely stands up for the national anthem

Yes, yes we are.

I am concerned about you hoomans

I am still working out the details myself.

He’s got eyes on you and you and you. 👀 😂 👀

I missed the rapture memo

Checks notes -from someone who can take it.

Love and good insurance.

Do you remember the 21st of September?

Zen master

So I am safe if I don’t kiss bugs?

Literally every business. Everything.

If anyone is wondering glow in the dark paint tastes awful. Got some in my mouth

Any tips on orange stains?

@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social did you see this?

Volubilis, Morocco... near Meknes in Morocco, is a well-preserved UNESCO World Heritage Site featuring ancient Roman ruins, notably the best-preserved Roman city in Morocco. Established on a pre-Roman Berber settlement, it became a prosperous Roman city in the 1st century AD

New meme just dropped

America is one of those videos where someone puts a five pound weight in an old clothes dryer

Let’s check in with GOP supporters…

Happy Dogs

Stop touching me!

Reminder right wing extremists have no use for facts

they do that every day

@dieworkwear.bsky.social could you please help jbpritzger with his suits, he needs help.

If I ever get another cat I am getting a roomba

Does Trump dump Microwaved Mel Gibson after he didn't sing his praises to the Senate during the hearing regarding Warp Speed?

My grandfather died quietly in his sleep. The passengers in his car died screaming and crying, however. It’s a joke.

Don't forget tomorrow is Wash Your Weasel Wednesday

🤣

Good night.

Do not disturb: Otterly exhausted

You know like taxis. They are taxis with an app. This is all so dumb innovation my a**

Make American afraid again.

Captain Landon Johnson

Shout out to everyone who can remember every word to some random 80s song but can't remember the password they created yesterday

Yes it is have you looked at other countries with their big beautiful democracy and sane govt.

Did you know cat whiskers are actually a defense mechanism? It’s true! Cat whiskers evolved specifically to prevent their owners from being too mad at them because they have the cutest little whiskers

I will rub my butt all over these nuts if you dont let me out