Bullied for no reason… sad, sad Musashi……

It's in your best interest to never know what Miyamoto Musashi is up to.

Find your fortune, young master. Worry not about what some ronin gets up to.

Fujimaru is a high school boy of 15.

Wow I'm so happy to be 9 years old! I can't wait for 5th grade!

[ Jolting straight up from her overnight stupor, flicking cigarette ash off of her chest. ] Alcohol.

Taking the edge off. Reminiscing. Take your pick, really.

I Do look very tough there…

Musashi, Musashi! Look how pensive and comtemplative and forlorn and stuff you look while holding a cigarette but in kinda hot way!! 🤳🏿

I'd be honored to have your company. I've become accustomed to doing so in pairs, anyway.

Most samurai smoke, dear Niyo. Just sort of happens one way or another.

Yo, Musashi-- [Blink blink.] Wait hold up you look tough as shit, I'm taking a picture.

[ Permitting herself a cigarette today. Small indulgences. ]

🌊 im diseased bcus I keep having to pull my hand back from writing Musashi with the same dialect I wrote Hokusai with for like 10 years Pointing at myself in the mirror sternly

🌊 I was gonna do a melodramatic bit today but Musashi has been accosted by her bestie so berserker disassociation: postponed

/ This could be Musashi @madnessichiryu.bsky.social

[ Step. Step. The quiet sound of a door opening. ] [ Musashi Miyamoto, back from Hell itself, covered head to toe in the blood of other creatures. A full layer of crimson viscera coats her face and clothing, bright footprints marking her path from the ingress point to the nearest bathroom. ]

Yahoo~! Can't fault a girl for being riled up! You weren't here, but my bloodlust was so potent, you could have sliced it with a knife! I'm overdue for release!

As if~! You and the rest of the ladies can sit in the rear, as far as I'm concerned! Miyamoto Musashi is hogging the stage this time~!

You'd better save the biggest and baddest bastards for me! Small fry won't cut it this go around~!

I'd say I'm at about… One hundred and fifty percent right now? After that nonsense this weekend, I'm itching for a fight.

I'm in top form. Haven't stretched my wings in a bit.

Torture labyrinth, huh? I suppose I could use a warm-up.

Udon....

[ Stopped paying attention as soon as udon came to mind. ]

It's inconvenient! You don't want a Berserker to have a fragile little computer, anyway!

[The average order in question.]

Because I don't have pockets??? Duh…

Seemingly none of you know how much a warrior sweats. A shame…

Santos doesn't let me use his phone anymore. Not after I discovered the food delivery functions—

What's a swordswoman need a phone for, anyway? Who do I look like? Suzu-chan?

I'm hoping no one is expecting me to be carrying a cellular phone in this get up—

I'm straight edge. Like my blades.

Boys don't know anything about beef stroganoff. They just don't.

🌊 Maybe one day I'll transplant an OC here but the idea of Ash and Santos sharing a space is spooky

Guess not! Ehe, I did pretty good keepin' a handle on my emotions, no?

Canary…!

🌊 Maybe once I'm more settled I'll bring my Altera over here… I miss my blorbos

It's all very confusing, and the people in charge said I'm not allowed to talk about it, so you'll just have to take my word for it~!

He keeps saying he's got an emptiness inside of him but he's chill about it so it's fine.

[Watching Iori use a rice cooker like it’s a high tech futuristic device from afar.] I guess he is pretty normal.

Don't you worry! I've got plenty of experience bein' the bodyguard for beautiful women! You can more than count on me, Lady Lottie! Consider Miyamoto Musashi at your beck and call~! I've really got the best luck…! In the service of a beautiful, confident woman who knows what she wants…! Score~!

My life might have been pretty difficult, but I sleep soundly at night knowing I turned out to be a much better parent than my own father was! The girldad who stepped up, to use Okkihime's words!

🌊 whats going on over there buddy im scared

Oh! Oh! Now that I'm here…

:?

Uh… Let's see… Tanto knife… Hair ties… Chopsticks… …That's about it~!

Lady Dayu taught me that one during my time in Yoshiwara, admittedly. You'd be surprised at what a girl can keep hidden in there…!